Ways to kill Jason Dean 2
Phoebe levitates down the stairs with a tiara on and a ball gown. She walks into the kitchen where Leo is banging on the table demanding food. Piper has on head phones and cooking pancakes.
"I want an active power" sobbed Phoebe. "I'm the best and I want to play"
"I want food" chanted Leo. "I want food"
Piper took off her headphones. "Everyone shut up"
Phoebe starts to cry.
"Leo I'm not your chamber wife" said Piper. She thinks about
Cole and how she likes to whip him. He gave her an engraved whip for her birthday.
"Piper don't be so kinky" said Leo. "I need to go read the bible before you poison me with your demon and kinky talk"
Piper rolled her eyes not having any idea what Leo was talking about. Phoebe was twirling with her dress. Jason popped in the kitchen.
"Do we lock the doors anymore?" asked Piper.
"Not since the bad bad demons shimmer in here" said Phoebe.
"Phoebe you're an advice columnist and your talking like that" said Piper.
"Jason, dance with me" ordered Phoebe.
Jason licked his lips and danced with his beloved. Prue orbs in causing Piper to curse.
"A visit from the great one" said Piper sarcastically. "What's with the white dress?"
"I'm an angel" said Prue.
"No" said Jason. "That's my queen"
Phoebe kissed Jason roughly and they fell on top of the table.
"I can't work with horny people in here" screamed Piper.
She walked into the living room and saw Cole and Andy playing ring around the rosie.
"They all fall down" they cried childishly.
"Did you see the way my baby fell" sobbed Prue happily. "So perfectly"
"For the love of god" muttered Piper.
"Help" screamed Paige. "Damsel in distress"
They ran upstairs. Cole caught Paige as she fainted.
"Eww" whined Cole throwing her on the floor. She fell with a thud, and Piper laughed.
"Andy, Cole did you do this?" asked Prue angrily.
Cole and Andy snickered spotting the 15 snakes on Paige's bed.
"I thought it was the slut's room" said Cole defensively.
"No it's down the hall" said Prue waving her hand and they were gone.
"Being dead sucks" said Andy. "It's not fair you get to cheat death"
Cole smiled. "Should've been evil"
Cole looks at Prue's butt.
What a tight piece of meat, thought Cole.
Prue swung around and Cole started to whistle and look at the ceiling. Piper ran out of the room crying. Cole started to follow her when he was splashed with holy water. Leo had on a priest outfit, glasses, and was clutching a bottle of holy water.
"Out of this house demon" cried Leo.
"Dude you've been watching too much of The Exorcist" laughed Cole going into Piper's room.
Piper was sprawled out on the bed.
"I never get any" whined Piper. "You still love Phoebe"
Cole scooped up Piper.
"We'll play when Jason Dean is gone" said Cole evily.
Leo walked in drunkenly and Cole shimmered away.
"I want a divorce" screamed Piper.
"Piper.. no" begged Leo. "I'll do whatever you want"
Piper slammed her door and ran downstairs. Jason presented her with a flower.
"For my beloved's sister" said Jason stupidly. "Now my limo will be here"
He slapped Piper's butt.
"Sexual Harassment" cried Piper. "Help"
Suddenly a whole bunch of cops kicked down the door. Andy orbed next to Darryl and they were dressed like Miami Vice, and the theme song is in the background. Paige ran downstairs.
"I love Miami Vice" screams Paige.
Darryl pulls out his gun as Jason runs around wildly. Andy wants to shoot him. Prue appears.
"Let my baby shoot the bad guy" screams Prue.
"My perfect butt was invaded" says Piper.
Andy and Darryl fight over the gun.
"Fine" pouts Darryl. He hands the gun to Andy.
"Alright how do you use one of these things again?" asks Andy.
"Hurry up" cries everyone.
Andy holds up his gun and shoots. A body falls to the floor.
Piper runs over and starts crying.
"You didn't get him" cries Piper.
Leo walks in wearing a Shakespearean costume and holding a skull. "You shot Phoebe you idiot" shouts Darryl. He snatched the gun away.
"Ding dong the witch is dead" cheers Cole shimmering next to Piper.
Jason runs into Cole.
"He touched me" cries Cole.
"It's okay" says Piper.
Finally Darryl shoots down Jason.
"Let's go troops" orders Darryl.
Prue jumps on Andy.
"Wasn't my baby great?" cries Prue.
"Since your baby shot down slutty" said Piper. "You will clean all this blood"
"Whatever" says Prue.
"To be or not to be that is the question" recites Leo.
Alright time to review!!!! Review, Review! Rate it, give ideas, whatever!
Phoebe levitates down the stairs with a tiara on and a ball gown. She walks into the kitchen where Leo is banging on the table demanding food. Piper has on head phones and cooking pancakes.
"I want an active power" sobbed Phoebe. "I'm the best and I want to play"
"I want food" chanted Leo. "I want food"
Piper took off her headphones. "Everyone shut up"
Phoebe starts to cry.
"Leo I'm not your chamber wife" said Piper. She thinks about
Cole and how she likes to whip him. He gave her an engraved whip for her birthday.
"Piper don't be so kinky" said Leo. "I need to go read the bible before you poison me with your demon and kinky talk"
Piper rolled her eyes not having any idea what Leo was talking about. Phoebe was twirling with her dress. Jason popped in the kitchen.
"Do we lock the doors anymore?" asked Piper.
"Not since the bad bad demons shimmer in here" said Phoebe.
"Phoebe you're an advice columnist and your talking like that" said Piper.
"Jason, dance with me" ordered Phoebe.
Jason licked his lips and danced with his beloved. Prue orbs in causing Piper to curse.
"A visit from the great one" said Piper sarcastically. "What's with the white dress?"
"I'm an angel" said Prue.
"No" said Jason. "That's my queen"
Phoebe kissed Jason roughly and they fell on top of the table.
"I can't work with horny people in here" screamed Piper.
She walked into the living room and saw Cole and Andy playing ring around the rosie.
"They all fall down" they cried childishly.
"Did you see the way my baby fell" sobbed Prue happily. "So perfectly"
"For the love of god" muttered Piper.
"Help" screamed Paige. "Damsel in distress"
They ran upstairs. Cole caught Paige as she fainted.
"Eww" whined Cole throwing her on the floor. She fell with a thud, and Piper laughed.
"Andy, Cole did you do this?" asked Prue angrily.
Cole and Andy snickered spotting the 15 snakes on Paige's bed.
"I thought it was the slut's room" said Cole defensively.
"No it's down the hall" said Prue waving her hand and they were gone.
"Being dead sucks" said Andy. "It's not fair you get to cheat death"
Cole smiled. "Should've been evil"
Cole looks at Prue's butt.
What a tight piece of meat, thought Cole.
Prue swung around and Cole started to whistle and look at the ceiling. Piper ran out of the room crying. Cole started to follow her when he was splashed with holy water. Leo had on a priest outfit, glasses, and was clutching a bottle of holy water.
"Out of this house demon" cried Leo.
"Dude you've been watching too much of The Exorcist" laughed Cole going into Piper's room.
Piper was sprawled out on the bed.
"I never get any" whined Piper. "You still love Phoebe"
Cole scooped up Piper.
"We'll play when Jason Dean is gone" said Cole evily.
Leo walked in drunkenly and Cole shimmered away.
"I want a divorce" screamed Piper.
"Piper.. no" begged Leo. "I'll do whatever you want"
Piper slammed her door and ran downstairs. Jason presented her with a flower.
"For my beloved's sister" said Jason stupidly. "Now my limo will be here"
He slapped Piper's butt.
"Sexual Harassment" cried Piper. "Help"
Suddenly a whole bunch of cops kicked down the door. Andy orbed next to Darryl and they were dressed like Miami Vice, and the theme song is in the background. Paige ran downstairs.
"I love Miami Vice" screams Paige.
Darryl pulls out his gun as Jason runs around wildly. Andy wants to shoot him. Prue appears.
"Let my baby shoot the bad guy" screams Prue.
"My perfect butt was invaded" says Piper.
Andy and Darryl fight over the gun.
"Fine" pouts Darryl. He hands the gun to Andy.
"Alright how do you use one of these things again?" asks Andy.
"Hurry up" cries everyone.
Andy holds up his gun and shoots. A body falls to the floor.
Piper runs over and starts crying.
"You didn't get him" cries Piper.
Leo walks in wearing a Shakespearean costume and holding a skull. "You shot Phoebe you idiot" shouts Darryl. He snatched the gun away.
"Ding dong the witch is dead" cheers Cole shimmering next to Piper.
Jason runs into Cole.
"He touched me" cries Cole.
"It's okay" says Piper.
Finally Darryl shoots down Jason.
"Let's go troops" orders Darryl.
Prue jumps on Andy.
"Wasn't my baby great?" cries Prue.
"Since your baby shot down slutty" said Piper. "You will clean all this blood"
"Whatever" says Prue.
"To be or not to be that is the question" recites Leo.
Alright time to review!!!! Review, Review! Rate it, give ideas, whatever!
