Trick or Teal'c

Part two of the 'Free Time Shenanigans' series.

It's almost Halloween! So here's your treat!

Set in season four, some time. The team show Teal'c how to trick or treat... or Teal'c shows them how to do it.

I don't own Stargate or anything... just using them. So don't sue!

F.T.S

"I believe it is Earth custom to travel to different human homes and offer a trick or receive candy, while dressed in costume attire, on this holiday" Teal'c stated as he joined the commissary table with the remainder of his team.

"Trick or treat?" Daniel asked looking up from his mug of coffee.

"Indeed. I wish to take part in this activity"

"Teal'c I don't think..." Daniel began.

"Should I not participate in human customs DanielJackson" It wasn't exactly a question.

"No, it's not that. It's just it's more of a child thing" Daniel placed down his mug, he looked like he was about to get into a whole detail rant about Trick or Treating.

"Nonsense" Jack scoffed. "The big guy can go trick or treating if he wants"

"Will you assist me O'Neill?"

Damn "Er well..." Jack glanced at Daniel and Carter. "Well, it's more of a team thing" If he was going down he was taking the two scientists with him.

"What?" Daniel and Carter said in unison which stopped Carter from giggling.

"C'mon, it's Halloween kids"

"Sir, are you sure?" She really wasn't feeling this whole idea.

"Where's your Halloween spirit Carter? It'll be fun" Jack took the last swig of his coffee, patted Teal'c on the shoulder and stood up. "Get ya costumes on and we'll meet here at 1900"

With that Jack left leaving two slightly irritated and gobsmacked Doctors and an amused Jaffa.

F.T.S

As it was late the commissary was pretty empty apart from the janitor mopping the floors. Jack was first in there dressed as a very impressive pirate complete with a toy pirate on his shoulder, a hook on his hand and a fake sword hanging from his pants. He sat on the edge of the table fiddling with his pirate hat trying to get it just right.

"I can NOT believe you are making us do this Sir" Carter spoke as she walked in.

He looked up to her and was about to make a snarky comment but was stopped in his tracks at the sight of her. She wore a very tight cat woman suit, ears and tail as well, that hugged her every curve. Jack couldn't help but stare as she made her way over to him.

"Well, actually I can believe it" She rolled her eyes but a smile crept on her lips.

He finally broke out of his gaze and did his best to keep his eyes on her eyes. "Hey, it was Teal'cs idea. He's really into this whole being Earthly thing lately"

"Yeah, just last week I caught him gossiping about celebrities to Janet"

"Teal'c? Gossiping?"

Carter just gave a broad grin and a head nod which received a wide smile from Jack.

"So what's the plan Sir?"

Before Jack could answer Daniel strolled in dressed as a Mummy... yeah, figures. "Hey guys" He seemed to have perked up a little more than earlier. Probably just had his coffee hit.

"Hey" Carter greeted back with a smile. "You look great"

"Thanks! Wow! So do you Sam" He said as he finally noticed what she was wearing.

"You bet'cha she does" Jack added before he could think it over and gave an awkward smile.

Sam smiled at the both. "Thank you. I must say Sir I always thought you'd make a good pirate"

"Really?" Jack and Daniel asked.

Just then Teal'c finally arrived. He was dressed as a potato, yes, a potato. A potato suit with his head sticking out at the top. The three watched him as he did his best to walk respectively over. Carter did her best to suppress her laughter as Jack and Daniel watched on with raised eyebrows.

"How do I appear?" Teal'c asked standing before them.

"You look 'mashing" Daniel said in a very convincing English accent.

Jack glared at Daniel giving him a 'really?' kinda look. Carter however had burst out into giggles when Daniel's joke pushed her over the edge.

"You look great T!" Jack did his best to convince him.

"Thank you O'Neill. As do you" He looked over Carter and Daniel. "All of you" He bowed his head in respect.

"Alrighty then! I thought it would be wise to have a little practice run before we go out into the real world"

"What?" Daniel furrowed his eyebrows. "Actually yeah, that is probably a good idea" He thought it over as he looked at Teal'cs choice of costume.

"Then it's settled. To General Hammond's office"

F.T.S

The roar of Hammond's laughter was silenced as the last member of SG-1 leaving his office closed the door.

"Well, I think we're ready to trick or treat outside the base" Jack grinned as he closed the office door.

"We have not yet completed this trick or treat O'Neill" Teal'c pointed out.

Jack looked at Teal'c. "Sure we have Teal'c" Jack began to make his way down the corridor followed by Daniel and Carter.

Teal'c did not move from his position. "GeneralHammond did not give us a treat"

They all stopped and turned to face Teal'c. "Yeah, so?" Jack asked.

"Therefore we must give GeneralHammond a trick"

"Whoa-ho Teal'c" Jack waved his hands in a 'no' signal as he walked towards him.

"What have you got in mind?" Carter had a mischievous grin on her face.

Jack turned to her surprised. "Carter?" He said in a warning tone.

"He is right Sir" She shrugged.

"It is custom Jack" Daniel was smiling.

Jack couldn't believe it; he glanced at them all with a questioning look. They all wanted to set a trick on the base commander. On the other hand, it was Halloween and it was the perfect opportunity. "What the hell" He surrendered. "But it better be a good one"

F.T.S

An hour later a furious Hammond made his way from his office to the gate room. "Walter! Get SG-1 down here NOW!"

"They've left the..." Walter swung around on his swivel chair to face the General. "What the hell happened, Sir?" Walter asked shocked doing his best not to grin but it didn't work.

General Hammond was soaked from head to toe in what seemed to be blue and green jell-o and covered in party popper paper. "It is not funny Sergeant! Get me that damn team up here now!"

"Yes Sir" Walter rose from his seat silently chuckling as his back was to the very annoyed and very jello-fied General before picking up the phone. SG-1 was sure in for it now, he thought as he dialled a number.