Let the Good Times Roll
(A/N: I'm gonna throw in some celebrities too, but their obviously not celebrities in this!)
Chapter 2
Kelly and Randy Orton walked to Kelly's dad's car. Kelly told Randy to get in and Orton obeyed her and Kelly walked away from the car, saying that she'll be right back. Randy sat there alone and turned on the radio. Mercy Drive's "Burn in my Light" was on.
"I can jam to this." Orton said and started snapping his fingers and swaying.
"Wow. Kid, stop." A voice said.
Orton screamed and turned around to see Candice Michelle in the back seat. Orton slapped her across the face, in fright.
Candice looked shocked and held her face. "Well, this has gotten off to a great start. Give me your phone."
Orton took out his Razr and handed it to her. She flipped it open. "Let's go through your pictures." Orton's eyes grew big.
"No no no!"
"Hmm, a picture of...what is that? Is that your...oh my god. I've seen enough. Exit pictures." Candice said, having seen Orton's man tool.
"Phonebook. You..don't have my number? Asshole." Candice said as she pressed numbers in. She shut Randy's phone and handed it back. "Give me a call sometime, babe." She leaned across the seat and kissed Randy on the lips. "Oh, and keep it in your pants, buddy."
Candice opened the car door and exited the car, and the school bell rang signifying the end of the school day. Randy sat in the car, waiting for the return of Kelly, aka Barbie Blank.
Randy rested his head back and started to doze off.
"MR. ORTON, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY CAR?!" A man's voice yelled from outside the car.
Orton jumped up, hitting his head on the roof of the car. He looked outside and saw Mr. Calloway. "Are you Kelly's dad?"
"I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN! WHY ARE YOU IN MY CAR?" Calloway bellowed. By this time, John, Adam and Dave had all gathered around, laughing.
Orton scrambled out of the car and Calloway threw his books into his car and chased after him. When he couldn't catch him he yelled "DETENTION!".
Orton ran past Kelly and stopped. "Kelly, what the fuck?"
"Sorry, asshole. I was never interested in you. I did it for Candice." Kelly said and walked away with Torrie Wilson.
"Ok! Well...you and Whorie Wilson go somewhere, okay?" Orton said.
Cena walked up to him and laughed. "Yo, Calloway is so mad."
"I'll fuck his shit up."
Cena looked around and saw Torrie. "Damn, yo. She is smokin'."
"She is..but your better then that."
"Dude, if your gonna confess your love to me...that's a different world." Cena said.
"No, what the fuck. I'm not gay, unlike Matt Striker or whatever he goes by." Orton said.
"IT'S NOT OVER! I'LL TRY TO DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME AROUND! IT'S NOT OVER! CAUSE A PART OF ME IS DEAD AND IN THE GROUD!" Orton's phone rang. Since when do I have that ringtone? He took out his Razr and saw it said "Candice".
"Great." He flipped open the phone. "Hello?"
"Hey, dear."
"What was up with that whole Calloway car deal?" Orton asked.
"Eh, I want you back. So I asked Barbie to help me." Candice said.
"B-Barbie?"
"Kelly, sweetheart. Your so stupid sometimes...but yet your so hot." Candice said.
"Oh."
"Will you take me back?"
"Um...hold on." Orton put Michelle on hold. "John, Candice wants me back."
"Tap that. I'll get with Torrie then." John said, with a smile.
"Have fun with that. Get tested every so often." Randy said. Randy's history with Torrie has been a rocky one, to say the least. She gave him his first blowjob, and then went and blew Adam. After that, Randy has found it hard to be near her without wanting to kick her in the ovaries. Candice and Torrie were best friends, so if he did decide to hook up with Candice again, he'd have to deal with Torrie somehow. He didn't have to worry about Candice blowing Adam, like Torrie did, because he has been going out with Maryse for a little over two months now. Randy took Candice off of mute. "Yeah. I want you back."
"Really?! Wow. Okay I guess. I'm so happy. I might stop by tonight, or if not I'll just see you tomorrow in school. Oh and by the way...there is a party this weekend at my house. You remember the huge one near the lake? That one. That new girl Megan Fox, is gonna be there too. Bring Adam." Oh no, this girl is NOT blowing Adam, too. "...because Maryse is gonna be there, too. And bring John, Torrie said. All of us will leave this weekend...VERY happy."
"Haha, ok. I'll see you later, babe." Orton hung up and looked at John. "Torrie has requested you to be at the huge party this weekend."
John beamed. "No way."
"Dead up."
"Holy shit man. Dude, she makes me hard."
Orton's eyes grew big. "Wow. Well, Candice saw my dick."
John coughed. "When?"
"On my phone. I took a picture while jerking off, one day and forgot to delete it, after I sent it to some random bitch. They somehow got all over the internet, including the ones with the shorts covering me from that party last year..."
"Wow." was all John could say.
"I hate Mrs. Benjamin. Shelton's momma. She teaches Algebra." Orton said, with a random comment.
"Oh the big lady?"
"Yeah. Her husband probably rolls her in flour and looks for the wet spot to have sex with her." Orton said.
Cena bust out laughing. "I have to pee! Let's go home!"
Cena took off running to the bus stop. He didn't have to wait long as the bus pulled up seconds later. They rushed to the back of the bus and started to joke around.
"Who is Megan Fox?" Orton asked.
"I dunno, never heard of her...why?" Cena responded as Adam, Maryse and Dave came onto the bus.
Adam sat next to Randy, and Maryse sat on top of him. Dave sat next to John. It was silent until Dave farted. The five of them bust out laughing and then Maryse and Adam started making out. Randy scooted over near John and Adam pinned Maryse to the chair and Maryse started moaning Adam's name.
A little boy turned around and stared at them as Adam started feeling up Maryse. "Mommy what is that?"
The boy's mom turned around and turned her head in disgust. "He's trying to make her happy."
"Can I make a girl happy like that?" The boy asked.
"Not until your 30, son." The mom responded.
Randy and John's stop came and they got off, leaving Dave, Maryse and Adam there.
"That...was scary. I thought it woulda been weird to get with her in front of us...but he was sporting wood! I was scared she was gonna blow him or something right there." Randy said.
"Dave had wood from watching it." John said.
"Ew." Randy said.
"Yo, I'll see you in 1st period, tomorrow. I'm going to bed." John said. The two hugged in a manly way and they went in their houses.
In the morning, Randy's alarm clock went off, and he jumped up and fell off the bed.
"Oh, fuck." Randy said, laying on the floor. He got up and went into the bathroom. He stripped off his clothes and stepped into the shower. He moaned as the warm water hit his still aching body and his morning wood. Randy soaped up his body and then washed it off, then he shampooed his hair and washed that. He turned off the water and stepped out, drying himself off. His phone loudly beeped, signifying a text message. He flipped his phone open and saw it was from Candice.
From: CANDiCE
Body: Heyy babeee. Todayy I wantt u to meet megan, cuase im sure youu havent yet. Im surprised causee yourrr a hornball and shess hotttttttt. Haha, ill seeee u laterrr :D xoxo, candicee.
Randy shut his phone. Megan...and she's hot? I'm gonna have to look out for her.
Randy threw on socks and a wife beater and boxers. He threw on basketball shorts and a American Eagle t-shirt. He put deodorant on and sprayed himself with Aqua di Gio. He left the house and saw John exiting his house.
Randy and John were very similar. They both had massive amounts of money, they just wouldn't consider themselves rich. They thought they could have more money. John's mom, Nancy, came out of the door.
"Boys, do you want a ride?" Nancy asked.
Nancy drove a Hummer H3 and nothing would be better then showing up in school in a nice ass car. "Sure." The boys got into the car and Nancy got in. She started the car and drove the 15 minutes to school. John and Randy got out. Candice was there waiting.
"Hey Randy!" She said.
Randy looked around and saw Torrie and another girl, with black hair, with her back to them.
"Sup?"
"Megan! Come meet Randy."
Randy and Candice walked over to the girl. She stood up and looked at Randy. Randy was in awe. This is bad. This is VERY bad. She's fucking HOT.
"Hi. I'm Megan Fox. It's very nice to meet you." she said.
"I'm Randy Morton...Orton, sorry." Orton said, and blushed.
Megan had black hair and blue eyes and a very tight body. Orton's eyes traveled up and down Megan's body and finally back up to her face. She winked at him and walked away. Maybe this can be good.
End of chapter 2
A/N: eh. I think Megan is hot and I'm a girl, so im gonna include her. If you don't like it...she can move away or something. Lol. Review pleaseeee!
