Scene 1 – Coffe Contest
(AN: play "Fluffing a Duck" by Kevin MacLeod.)
In RWBBY's room, there is a large white table with five people and five mugs for each person. From to left to right, there are: Yang, Blake, Claptrap, Braylon and Ruby. Weiss stands aside and holds her arsm behind her back.
"Yaay! Coffe contest!"
"Quiet, Ruby." Weiss says and coughs. "Welcome to the first coffe contest of team RWBBY. As we already decided, I will test each coffe and either praise it or-"
Braylon, smiling, decides to rudely interrupt the Chibi heiress, "Just start already!"
Weiss becomes angry and hits the floor with her foot, but quickly calms down.
"Alright."
The Chibified heiress goes towards Yang, who smiles. She grabs the mug and starts drinking. Her eyes widen and she moves the mug away, raising an eyebrow as she turns the it upside-down. A black brick falls on the ground with a loud thud. Yang awkwardly rubs the back of her head but Weiss just glares. Yang lowers her head.
"Next."
She reaches Blake and grabs her mug.
"That is milk." She deadpans, causing the Faunus to hide behind the table in shame.
Still deadpanning, Weiss reaches Claptrap.
"Yeah... I'll pass."
As soon as she turns her back on him, the robot gives her a middle finger.
Weiss looks at Braylon, who is having a wide, toothy grin. She slowly picks the mug and spills the liquid on the floor.
The floor melts.
Braylon is deadpanning.
"You know, maybe you shouldn't repeat the same mistake for a third time."
Braylon frowns, "I'm being an optimist."
Weiss finally moves towards Ruby.
"Please tell me that this was not a huge waste of time.", she picks the mug, "...This is not coffe."
"Of course it is!" The young leader giggles.
"Ruby, this is cookie in a mug."
The Chibi red reaper pouts, "Well sorry if you don't have culinary skills!"
Weiss sighs and facepalms, "Complete waste of time."
Scene 2 – Super Braylon
(AN: Play the original Super Mario Bros. Theme.)
Camera follows a running Braylon. He jumps and lands on Ruby's head. She fall on the ground unconscious. A large "100" is displayed above Braylon. He keeps running, reaching a floating "?" box.,, and jumps. A Cannabis leaf comes out and he picks it up. After a sound effect, a large "1000" appears above his head. Jaune appears from the right side of the screen but Braylon tosses a joint at him. When said joint hits Jaune, he falls on the ground. A large "100" appears above his head.
"He he! I got it!"
He reaches yet another "?" box and hits it. A pair of shades fall out and he picks them up. The music changes to "Can't be Touched" by Roy Jones. Braylon starts running at high speed, smacking away Blake and Weiss. A "100" and "500" appear above his head. He finally reaches Yang and tackles her to the ground. The music stops abruptly and he stops too. Braylon looks Yang who became really angry. Camera cuts to a window. Five seconds later the window breaks and Braylon can be seen flying out and off camera.
Scene 3 – Hair "Tonic"
Camera shows Braylon, Jaune, Phyrra and Nora sitting at a table. Ren appears with a plate full of pancakes. He gives some to Jaune and Phyrra who thank him, then to Nora who gets excited and eats them immediately and then to Braylon who nods with a smile.
Braylon picks a bottle and moves it towards his pancakes. He shakes the bottle and frowns, "Aw, damn it!"
Ren decides to ask, "Is there a problem?"
"What happened to the maple syrup?"
Ren gasps and turns his head to Nora, who starts waving her hands.
"I didn't eat it, I swear!"
Braylon is deadpanning, but suddenly becomes happy and excited, "Wait! I know! (Everyone turns towards him.) I know what happened to the maple syrup!"
"What happened?"
"The syrup bottle sprang a leak. (Everyone else widens their eyes as they stare at something behind Braylon, which is off screen.) So I poured it in the girl's hair tonic bottle."
A gloved hand taps Braylon on his shoulder. He turns around and deadpans once again. Camera zooms out and shows Yang, Blake, Weiss and Ruby staring angrily at Braylon. All of them have their hair upwards as if they used hair gel.
Yang crosses her arms and taps with her foot, "Any last words?"
Silence.
Braylon is smiling.
"New hairstyle?"
