The Next Day (At The Training Ground)
Team Konohamaru were all training while Sasuke watched them. Boruto just couldn't wait to show his master his new improved jutsu, Harem jutsu. As he was about to show off his new jutsu, Chouchou was seen by everyone, slowly walking towards them, eating potato chips (lightly salted).
"What is THAT doing here?" Mitsuki asked, looking disgusted by Chouchou.
Sasuke walked off, not wanting to see Chouchou's face because of her lewd behavior on the previous night.
"Hey Chouchou." Sarada greeted. "You seem to be a bit sad. What's wrong?"
"Someone hacked my damn Skype and Facebook account and I've seen people messaging me for no reason. Why is you're dad ignoring me?"
"I think that might be the case. It seemed like someone, well the hacker used a transformation jutsu to impersonate you." Sarada explained.
"Excuse me Chouchou, you need professional help." Mitsuki interrupted their comversation, "and you need to visit a professional medic right away."
"Huh? Are we dating?" Chouchou asked. She blushed a bit seeing Mitsuki standing right next to her."
"Hahaa." Mitsuki laughed. "Fuck no."
"Man, I hate when I wake up every morning and I gotta pee. I get a boner everytime for no reason." Boruto said.
"I would like to see it, also feel it." Sarada said.
"I'd do the same to you're dad." Chouchou said.
"Excuse you?" Sarada asked. "My dad is perfectly fine, he has no potential use for you and what you've got packing. I don't care if you are my best friend, just have nothing to do with him."
"Well okay Mrs. Boss Ass Bitch. It isn't my fault you're dad is a womanizer." Chouchou blamed.
"And it isn't my fault that you were showing him you're vagina on Skype." Mitsuki added.
"Listen Chouchou, if you dare mess with Sarada, you will regret it." Boruto threatened.
"I'm sorry, it's just that I wasn't online yesterday and I went to eat dangos whole night with Anko." Chouchou spotted Sasuke from a distance and felt sorry for him.
"Don't watch my master like that!" Boruto shouted.
"I would love to see how you're child will come out." Mitsuki said.
"Me?" Chouchou blushed.
"Not you fat shit. I'm speaking of Boruto and Sarada."
"What?! We- I mean, there is nothing going on between us." Sarada lied.
"So how are you planning on getting laid?" He asked.
"Mitsuki, stop it. Why don't you pick on Chouchou. She seems to want you're dick." Boruto smirked at Sarada.
"You think that was a joke? My dick can't even fit in that. Her excessive lumps on her vagina will cover up her hole." Mitsuki complaint.
"You know I'm right here." Chouchou got angry at Boruto. "Why don't you get laid yourself and leave me alone." Chouchou ran off.
"Hey Boruto, wanna go to the resturant?" Sarada asked.
"Yeah, sure."
"I will leave you two alone. My dad is going to be in the village anyway." Mitsuki said.
"He? She? It? I hope to see Orochimaru again after a long time. We'd better get going Boruto." Sarada said.
Sarada grabbed onto Boruto's hand and ran out of the training grounds. Mitsuki walked to saw Sasuke standing behind a tree watching the sky. "Are you recalling the memories of getting laid?" Mitsuki said.
"No. He responded. "Let's got to another location. I have a mission for you. I'll tell you there." He said, knowing Chouchou was spying on him the entire time.
At Ino's Flower Shop
"Hey Sakura, I'm just being curious, would you like to know my question?" Ino asked.
"Sure. What is it?" She asked. Sakura noticed Ino changed the subject of their conversation when all of her costumers left her shop.
"When you're giving Sasuke heads and he cums in you're mouth, would you swallow it?" Ino smirked knowing Sakura wouldn't answer the question.
"Well let me see. Hmm... Well I did last night because I had took the pill. I will never let an Uchiha waste their cum."
"I see. So if it was Itachi's cum?"
"Excuse you? I didn't mean it like that Ino."
"Oh yeah, I know you like it rough. So... How big is he? I'm just curious to see if Sasuke is bigger than Sai."
"Sasuke is huge. I wouldn't tell you the length because you like to stick you're nose into other people's personal business too much. Judging by the Uchiha bloodline, he can rip me."
"Wait what?!"
"Oops, that was sorta outta context."
"You know, you can play really naughty sometimes."
"And look who's talking. Everyone knows you as the Great Ino Pig."
"I'd be giving heads way faster than you Forehead."
"At least I don't have sex with the room door open."
"What?! How did you? You pervert!"
"I'm sorry, the last time I did it, the door was locked."
"Did Hinata saw us do it? Did she saw me and Sai do it?"
"No, Inojin put you guys on Skype. It was hilarious."
"That boy. Anyway, he is still growing up so he has to learn."
Outside Of Chouchou's House
"So... what's the mission?" Mitsuki asked.
"I want you to keep an eye on Chouchou. When you're finished, tell me what she was doing. You have one day." Sasuke explained.
"Eating, doing stuff, got it."
Sasuke left and Mitsuki sneaked into Chouchou's house. Mitsuki found Chouchou in her room fingering herself.
'And she called that hacked?' He thought.
He saw Chouchou went on her laptop and logged onto Skype. She called the group chat and saw only Inojin and Shikadai online. When they answered the call, Chouchou put the camera by her vagina and started rubbing it.
"Fat pussy sucks." Inojin said.
"What a drag." Shikadai played his game console.
"If Mitsuki was here... He'd be all up in me." Chouchou smirked.
'What the fuck!?' Mitsuki shouted in his mind.
"I bet his cum will full me up. Sarada won't allow me to talk about her dad. He's such a womanizer."
"Your point is?" Shikadai asked.
"I'm going to go look for him."
'Shit. I better report back to Sasuke as soon as I can find him before she finds me.' Mitsuki snuck out of her room then out her house.
At The Resturant (12:21PM)
"You know, I still have the picture of you." Boruto said.
"Why won't you delete it?" Sarada asked.
"Because you look cute and I want to see you naked again. I mean-wait what?"
"I like you too. I wonder how it feels to be doing the stuff my parents did last night."
"You mean me inside you?"
"Yeah. I think we should try it. I won't eat your white stuff because we aren't married yet."
"White stuff?" Inojin asked out of nowhere.
"Inojin, Shikadai, what are you two doing here?" Boruto asked.
"I mean't, I won't eat his whip cream. That isn't healthy." Sarada lied.
Inojin and Shikadai sat close to them.
"So... I know the whip cream you're talking about. I tasted myself once. I know why all the girls wanted, well actually likes it." Inojin told Sarada.
"Eww. I didn't need to know that."
"You actually had time to masturbate? What a drag." Shikadai saw Chouchou walkng towards them.
"Time to leave." Boruto said.
"No! Well actually, I think I see why we must stall her." Sarada said seeing Mitsuki courting Chouchou.
Somewhere Outside Of Konoha
"Suigetsu stop doing that!" Karin shouted.
"Shut up bitch."
"Can't you both be friends for once?" Jugo asked.
"I see, so you're siding with here? Fine." Suigetsu walked another direction from them. 'I hope Orochimaru doesn't have to walk off on them as well.'
While Suigetsu was walking, he saw someone fell off a cliff. "AHH!" She screamed.
"Wait. Is that Sasuke's-" He heard her crashed on a tree branch then onto the ground.
Suigetsu looked for Sakura till he finally found her. "Ouch, that's gotta hurt."
At The Hokage's Office (6:45PM)
"So you're telling me, wait, a hacker in Konoha?" Naruto asked.
"If you don't believe me, get hacked yourself." Sasuke said.
"Oh I get it. You got hacked didn't you?"
"Whatever."
"Fine, but only a hacker won't kill. I'll get Hinata to check for any hackers when I get home."
"Hn."
"So... were you and Sakura doing it?"
"Mind your own business loser."
"I knew it. I haven't got laid in a long time myself."
"Not in a long time." Sasuke mumbled.
"What was that?"
"I said, that's probably why you're such a retard."
"Go suck on Sakura."
"Go grow your dick."
"Wait. What?"
"I don't like repeating myself."
"Bastard."
Shikamaru opened the door and went into the Hokage's office. "Guys, you aren't gonna believe this but go to Naruto's place right now."
"What's going on?" Sasuke asked.
"It's Sakura. Suigetsu Hozuki said he saw her fell off of a cliff. He believed someone pushed her when she was caught off guard."
"I think you should go Sasuke. I have to get back to work. I hope things work out good." Naruto said.
"By the way, she's still unconscious."
"Hn." Sasuke left the Hokage's office."
At The Uzumaki's Residence (7:12PM)
"By chance, do you have any jello?" Suigetsu asked.
"Yes. I'll get it right away." Hinata said.
Himawari sat next to Suigetsu and played Boruto's game console that he left home.
"So... you're the Uzumaki's Lil Baddie."
"You know, my big brother was watching porn last night."
"You don't say?"
"He was also on Skype with Sarada. He loves her."
"He can show her real love by being inside her."
"He's shy around her."
"If I'd only knew how to hack."
"In that case, I'm most likely to tell you a short story that will make us work together."
"Yeah yeah."
"Don't yea yeah me dumbass. I mean mom is coming."
Hinata walked back into the living room with a bowl of jello for Suigetsu. There was someone outside that rung the doorbell.
"Thanks Hinata." Suigetsu took the bowl from Hinata.
"I'll get the door." Hinata said.
Hinata went to the front door and opened it.
"Sasuke?"
"Is Sakura here?"
"Yes."
"I never knew Sasuke had a soft spot." Suigetsu laughed then shoved the spoon full of jello into his mouth.
"You talks too much." Sasuke said.
"Come is Sasuke. I don't like it when people stares." Hinata said.
Sasuke walked into the living room and sat next to Himawari.
"I saw my dad naked." Himawari said.
Sasuke laughed knowing Himawari wasn't joking.
"Wait-what? No fucking way." Suigetsu laughed.
"Suigetsu, the language." Hinata looked at Himawari.
"This kid knows more than you expect her too."
"I have to go check on Sakura. I will be back in a while." Hinata said before leaving the room.
"I thought you were in the village with Orochimaru, Karin and Jugo." Sasuke said.
"I ditched them. I get free jello here anyway."
"My big brother and Sarada are planning to do something inappropriate." Himawari said.
"Do what?" Sasuke asked.
"You know. It."
"Well, at least they're trying to figure out how to restore my clan."
"Inojin's mouth movements were, I tasted myself once."
"That's just gay."
"Or probably curiosity." Suigetsu added.
"I'd never expected Naruto to teach his daughter those kinds of stuff at her early age. I only thought Boruto knew about it."
"I didn't knew you were such a pervert Sasuke."
"I couldn't care less."
Someone rung the doorbell. It was Shizune.
"I'll get that. It might be some yound hottie." Suigetsu said.
When Suigetsu went to the door and opened it, he felt stupid. "Man, this ain't young."
Please direct m to Sakura right away." Shizune said.
"Yes ma'am."
Shizune followed Suigetsu around the house, followed by Sasuke and Himawari. While they were walking, Suigetsu spotted Naruto and Hinata's room. 'I bet that this room has a ton of toys,' He thought. After Suigetsu found the guest room Sakura was in, he left saying he was going for more jello. Shizune put down her stuff and started to examine Sakura's condition. After a few minutes of examining Sakura, Hinata finally broke the silence.
"Shizune, how is Sakura?"
"Judging by the way she fell, Sakura may have some sort of amnesia and..."
"And what?" Sasuke interrupted.
"She might seem a bit strange in some cases. As far as I can tell, she will be acting different from before. I want you to keep a close eye on her at all times. I don't know what will happen but it's for the best."
"Are you not telling something?" Suigetsu asked as he walked into the room.
"Is something wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You have pills in your bag."
"Oh, I forgot. The pills in my bag are for her to take every morning."
Suigetsu walked across the room into Shizune's bag and put Shizune's pills in his pocket, while taking out Naruto and Hinata's pills out of the next one, not making anyone see what he was doing. Suigetsu walked over to Sasuke and gave him Naruto and Hinata's pills.
"Hey Sasuke, if you're up to it, I stole a few condoms from Naruto's room if something goes wrong with Sakura." He whispered to Sasuke.
"What are you up to?" Sasuke asked.
"Nothing. I got a strange feeling about something. But I do have a question tho."
"What question?"
"When you're fucking your girl, do you moan?"
"That has nothing to do with you Suigetsu. Stay out of my business."
"He do moan. I was it last night with my byakugan." Himawari said.
"Woah. Thanks Lil Baddie." Suigetsu said.
Sakura woke up not remembering anything. She felt dizzy and her head was hurting her.
"Where am I?" She asked.
"Sakura you're awake." Suigetsu said.
"Why does my head hurts so much? Who are you? Who are them? Why am I here?"
"I am Suigetsu. Sakura I thought you knew me?"
"Who is Sakura?"
"You are Sakura. Sasuke control your woman."
"Sasuke? Woman?"
"I'll explain everything to you when we get home. Sakura right now, you're living with me and Sarada." Sasuke said.
"Who is Sarada?"
"Our daughter."
"Our?" Sakura blushed.
"Yes."
"Sakura, did Sasuke fucked you last night?" Suigetsu asked.
"What's fuck agian?"
"When a man and a woman has sexual intercourse. It means they love each other and are showing compassionate love to one another. When a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called sex." Shizune said.
"We did that?"
"Yes." Himawari said.
"I would really appreciate it if you would stop telling people my business." Sasuke said.
"How does sex feels?" Sakura asked.
"Well you see..." Shizune couldn't tell Sakura she didn't had sex.
"She's a virgin." Himawari said.
"Virgin? What's that?" Sakura asked.
"Someone who didn't had sex." Himawari said.
"Am I married? This Sasuke guy that I have a crush on says that I live with him." Sakura whispered to Hinata.
"Yes you are married." Hinata whispered back.
"I think I might try out this sex thing with Sasuke. Come on let's go." Sakura said.
"Sasuke you might need these." Suigetsu said showing Sasuke a box of condoms.
"I have already." Sasuke answered.
"What are those?" Sakura asked.
"I'll tell you what you need to know and try to get your memory back." Sasuke said.
"Only if we have the sex thing after." Sakura said.
"Alright." Sasuke said.
They all exited the guest room. Himawari went to her room and used her byakugan. She saw Boruto and Sarada in Sarada's room. They were...
~END OF CHAPTER~
