Disclaimer- I do not own the movie, "Chicken Run". It was made in England
by two England men, on whom I forgot their names. Movie made by Pathè
Productions. Thank you.
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Ginger- Welcome to another interview. And now that some guy has been eliminated, I think that we can actually finish this interview.
Mrs. Tweedy- No! Not yet! I have to watch the ending of Double Dare 2000.
Ginger- What's happening?! And why did you decide to watch TV in the beginning of an interview?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mrs. Tweedy- If that stupid red team wins the grand prize and all of those other really good prizes, I'm gonna put an axe through the TV.
Jason Herron- And the red team gets all the prizes.
Mrs. Tweedy- Where's the axe?
Ginger- For one thing, we don't have an axe. Second thing, you're not putting an axe through our TV.
Mrs. Tweedy- Ginger, we don't have a TV anymore.
Ginger- How?
Mrs. Tweedy- It.disappeared.
The Stage Crew-Filled Interview
By Silverlink
Ginger- All we have these two chairs.
Mrs. Tweedy- We don't even have an audience.
Ginger- (Stands on chair) I demand to know who did this. **The UK flag is the background** I've been here for one year and I should have the right to know!
Mrs. Tweedy- (Stands up with Ginger) That's right. **Background changes back to the ugly stage back ground**
Stage Crew 1- I'm sorry ladies, but I'm gonna have to throw you out.
Ginger- Is that sooo?
Stage Crew 2- Out you go. (Throws Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy out the door)
Outside
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- (Lay in the snow)
Mrs. Tweedy- Yuck, I hate the snow.
Ginger- Ohhh, shut up. You hate everything. You better be happy that we didn't get hurt.
Stage Crew 1- (Throws the chairs. They land on the peoples' legs)
Mrs. Tweedy- "You better be happy we didn't get hurt".shut up.
Some Guy #2- Later.
Ginger- Hey look! A pay phone! Let's call the police!!!
Inside the booth
Ginger- I can't reach the freakin' phone! It's about 30 feet above me!
Mrs. Tweedy- It's just 5 feet above you!
Ginger- Seeeee?!?!?!?!?!?!? Now give me a boost.
Mrs. Tweedy- No. Go get a phone book.
Ginger- It's too heavy. Why don't you call? Anyway, you're taller than me.
Mrs. Tweedy- By 4 feet and 5 inches. I'm 6'10 and you're 2'05. Even Silverlink did the math and measuring-just ask her.
Silverlink- That's right. You see 6'10 minus 2'05 equals 4'05. I'm pretty sure.
Ginger- Whatever! Just call.
Mrs. Tweedy- (Groans) Must I do everything?
Some Guy #2- Time for a commercial break.
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- Who said that? ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Comercials
Raichu- Get the new "Pokemon Blues" CD!Pikachu- Its good music will surely "shock" you! Raichu- Here, hear one of its tunes. Pikachu- (Puts in CD) CD- Hey Digimon, hey Digimon! Friends to all the boys and girls. Hey Digimon, hey Digimom! Champions of the Digital World!
Link- When you have trouble with a dragon. Volvagia- Buy them "Dragon Chewie Treats." Link- Volvagia just loves them. (Tosses one into the air) Volvagia- And they're about the size of a small mattress. (Swallows treat whole) Link- So buy them. Volvagia- I want another one! (Blows fire on Link's butt) Link- OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
Yoshi- If you're a ghost and you need some cereal. Larry- Then buy "Transparent-Os." Yoshi- It's the transparent cereal that goes right through you. ????????????????????????????????????????????????
Back in the booth
Mrs. Tweedy- Look man, here's the phone. Now talk inside of it.
Ginger- I know how to use a phone, thank you!
Mrs. Tweedy- Since when do chickens know how to use phones? But, hey, I don't know you chickens' schemes. You may be planning to burn up the sun.somehow. Stupid, dirty, worthless creatures.
Ginger- Hello.hi police. Look we have a problem. Mrs. Tweedy and I were having an interview when some stage crew guys threw us out. You'll help. Really? Gee whiz, thanks! We're right across the street from you. Bye!
Outside the X-it
Ginger- OK. Here's the plan. We attack the stage crew guys and then we sit in them until the police comes.
Mrs. Tweedy- OK. Let's go.
Inside the Interview Office- Later After the Attack
Mrs. Tweedy- So what do we do while sitting on these guys? Ginger- You wanna play cards? (Shuffles deck and passes out cards)
Mrs. Tweedy- Got any Aces?
Ginger- Go fish!
Some Guy #2- One hour later.
Ginger- (Snickers) In this book...haha! The guy-haha! He got- he got- uh, I forget.
Mrs. Tweedy- Figures.
Ginger- Let's finish our interview from 5 days ago. OK, so why do hate the man of the family?
Mrs. Tweedy- He asks me these stupid questions, he wrecks everything and because he's a plain NUT!!!
Ginger- Ooookaaaaay.**Phone rings** Hello? What do you mean you're lost?!?!? You're right across the street from us! (Hangs up phone) Stuuuupid police.
Mrs. Tweedy- Before you start a riot, I made you the nice blue sweater.
Ginger- Gee whiz! (Puts it on) **Police burt though door**
Police- I'm sorry ladies but your under arrest for hurting stage crew.
Ginger- How could WE be under arrest?! We called you for the stage crew!!!!
In Jail
Stage Crew #1- (Walks in front of jail cell with a big sack 'o money) Hi girls.
Mrs. Tweedy- I demand you to use some of that money to bail us out.
Stage Crew #2- But we have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds!!!
Mrs. Tweedy- I'll give you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds, too- 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds in the face, if you don't get us outta here!
Ginger- The truth hurts.Goodnight people.
Some Guy #2- Hear the greatest commercial!!! ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Girls- ??Hackensack Zoo! Hackensack Zoo!
Boys- All of our facilities are shiny and new.
Girls- The animals do great tricks for you.
Boys- So bring the family.
Girls- and Aunt Billie, too!
Girls and Boys- And come to the Hackensack Zooo!??
Mr. Prescott- There are no refunds! ???????????????????????????????????????????????? In Jail
Ginger- Well, so long people. May be in the next interview, Silverlink will make be free again.
Silverlink- Har, har. Maybe.
Ginger- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
? The End.Or is it?
Ginger- Welcome to another interview. And now that some guy has been eliminated, I think that we can actually finish this interview.
Mrs. Tweedy- No! Not yet! I have to watch the ending of Double Dare 2000.
Ginger- What's happening?! And why did you decide to watch TV in the beginning of an interview?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mrs. Tweedy- If that stupid red team wins the grand prize and all of those other really good prizes, I'm gonna put an axe through the TV.
Jason Herron- And the red team gets all the prizes.
Mrs. Tweedy- Where's the axe?
Ginger- For one thing, we don't have an axe. Second thing, you're not putting an axe through our TV.
Mrs. Tweedy- Ginger, we don't have a TV anymore.
Ginger- How?
Mrs. Tweedy- It.disappeared.
The Stage Crew-Filled Interview
By Silverlink
Ginger- All we have these two chairs.
Mrs. Tweedy- We don't even have an audience.
Ginger- (Stands on chair) I demand to know who did this. **The UK flag is the background** I've been here for one year and I should have the right to know!
Mrs. Tweedy- (Stands up with Ginger) That's right. **Background changes back to the ugly stage back ground**
Stage Crew 1- I'm sorry ladies, but I'm gonna have to throw you out.
Ginger- Is that sooo?
Stage Crew 2- Out you go. (Throws Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy out the door)
Outside
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- (Lay in the snow)
Mrs. Tweedy- Yuck, I hate the snow.
Ginger- Ohhh, shut up. You hate everything. You better be happy that we didn't get hurt.
Stage Crew 1- (Throws the chairs. They land on the peoples' legs)
Mrs. Tweedy- "You better be happy we didn't get hurt".shut up.
Some Guy #2- Later.
Ginger- Hey look! A pay phone! Let's call the police!!!
Inside the booth
Ginger- I can't reach the freakin' phone! It's about 30 feet above me!
Mrs. Tweedy- It's just 5 feet above you!
Ginger- Seeeee?!?!?!?!?!?!? Now give me a boost.
Mrs. Tweedy- No. Go get a phone book.
Ginger- It's too heavy. Why don't you call? Anyway, you're taller than me.
Mrs. Tweedy- By 4 feet and 5 inches. I'm 6'10 and you're 2'05. Even Silverlink did the math and measuring-just ask her.
Silverlink- That's right. You see 6'10 minus 2'05 equals 4'05. I'm pretty sure.
Ginger- Whatever! Just call.
Mrs. Tweedy- (Groans) Must I do everything?
Some Guy #2- Time for a commercial break.
Ginger and Mrs. Tweedy- Who said that? ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Comercials
Raichu- Get the new "Pokemon Blues" CD!Pikachu- Its good music will surely "shock" you! Raichu- Here, hear one of its tunes. Pikachu- (Puts in CD) CD- Hey Digimon, hey Digimon! Friends to all the boys and girls. Hey Digimon, hey Digimom! Champions of the Digital World!
Link- When you have trouble with a dragon. Volvagia- Buy them "Dragon Chewie Treats." Link- Volvagia just loves them. (Tosses one into the air) Volvagia- And they're about the size of a small mattress. (Swallows treat whole) Link- So buy them. Volvagia- I want another one! (Blows fire on Link's butt) Link- OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
Yoshi- If you're a ghost and you need some cereal. Larry- Then buy "Transparent-Os." Yoshi- It's the transparent cereal that goes right through you. ????????????????????????????????????????????????
Back in the booth
Mrs. Tweedy- Look man, here's the phone. Now talk inside of it.
Ginger- I know how to use a phone, thank you!
Mrs. Tweedy- Since when do chickens know how to use phones? But, hey, I don't know you chickens' schemes. You may be planning to burn up the sun.somehow. Stupid, dirty, worthless creatures.
Ginger- Hello.hi police. Look we have a problem. Mrs. Tweedy and I were having an interview when some stage crew guys threw us out. You'll help. Really? Gee whiz, thanks! We're right across the street from you. Bye!
Outside the X-it
Ginger- OK. Here's the plan. We attack the stage crew guys and then we sit in them until the police comes.
Mrs. Tweedy- OK. Let's go.
Inside the Interview Office- Later After the Attack
Mrs. Tweedy- So what do we do while sitting on these guys? Ginger- You wanna play cards? (Shuffles deck and passes out cards)
Mrs. Tweedy- Got any Aces?
Ginger- Go fish!
Some Guy #2- One hour later.
Ginger- (Snickers) In this book...haha! The guy-haha! He got- he got- uh, I forget.
Mrs. Tweedy- Figures.
Ginger- Let's finish our interview from 5 days ago. OK, so why do hate the man of the family?
Mrs. Tweedy- He asks me these stupid questions, he wrecks everything and because he's a plain NUT!!!
Ginger- Ooookaaaaay.**Phone rings** Hello? What do you mean you're lost?!?!? You're right across the street from us! (Hangs up phone) Stuuuupid police.
Mrs. Tweedy- Before you start a riot, I made you the nice blue sweater.
Ginger- Gee whiz! (Puts it on) **Police burt though door**
Police- I'm sorry ladies but your under arrest for hurting stage crew.
Ginger- How could WE be under arrest?! We called you for the stage crew!!!!
In Jail
Stage Crew #1- (Walks in front of jail cell with a big sack 'o money) Hi girls.
Mrs. Tweedy- I demand you to use some of that money to bail us out.
Stage Crew #2- But we have 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds!!!
Mrs. Tweedy- I'll give you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds, too- 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds in the face, if you don't get us outta here!
Ginger- The truth hurts.Goodnight people.
Some Guy #2- Hear the greatest commercial!!! ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Girls- ??Hackensack Zoo! Hackensack Zoo!
Boys- All of our facilities are shiny and new.
Girls- The animals do great tricks for you.
Boys- So bring the family.
Girls- and Aunt Billie, too!
Girls and Boys- And come to the Hackensack Zooo!??
Mr. Prescott- There are no refunds! ???????????????????????????????????????????????? In Jail
Ginger- Well, so long people. May be in the next interview, Silverlink will make be free again.
Silverlink- Har, har. Maybe.
Ginger- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
? The End.Or is it?
