[Lori is in the kitchen whistling. Leni enters the kitchen.]
Leni: Hey Lori, which of these dresses should i get for my wedding? Silver Platinum or Bold Crystal?
[Leni points her phone to Lori.]
Lori: Are you still serious?
Leni: Yes, these are my only favorite choices and I can't decide.
Lori: No, I meant why do you still believe you're engaged. I mean, that ring on your finger has literally gotta be from somebody else, or it could obviously be a dumb toy.
[Leni laughs]
Lori: What's so funny?
[Leni pats Lori on the head.]
Leni: Oh, Lori. That's a good one.
[Leni still laughs. Her phone beeps. She gasps.]
Leni: O M Gosh! A 2-for-1 sale on a Sapphire Rose wedding dress. Now this is my favorite choice.
[Lori sighs]
[Later, Rita sees Leni with a stranger in the living room, and stops]
Rita: Um, Leni. What is that man doing in our house?
Leni: Mom, this is my wedding planner, Frankie.
Frankie: What's up?
Rita: Your what?!
Leni: Alright, Frankie. Here's my list of everything I want.
Frankie: A big ice sculpture of you and your future husband, A orchestra band to play when you walk down the aisle, a cake that says "Congrats Leni ?", and
exterminators in case of spiders?
Leni: Yep, and there's more where that came fro-
[Rita puts her hand on Leni's mouth.]
Rita: Uhhh, Leni, can i talk to you in the kitchen in private please?
[Rita smiles at Frankie and drags Leni to the kitchen.]
Rita: What in the wide world do you think you're doing, young lady? You can't afford all that stuff.
Leni: But maybe if the guy who sent me the ring is a millionaire and he can afford it for me.
Rita: Oh, sweetie, why are you still believing you're engaged?
Leni: Because it's my dream to be married.
Rita: I thought your dream was to become a professional fashion designer.
Leni: That can also be my dream.
[Frankie pops up]
Frankie: Hey, are you done yammering or am i gonna wait here all day?
Leni: Coming, now about those plans.
[Rita nods her head horizontally.]
[Later, Lynn Sr. is driving on the freeway. A car is right beside him. The windshield goes down, revealing Mr. Grouse.]
Mr. Grouse: Hey, Loud. I heard one of your kin folks is tying the knot.
Lynn Sr.: What are you talking about?
Mr. Grouse: Haven't you heard, your idiot daughter announced something about a wedding on the news.
Lynn Sr.: She did what?!
Mr. Grouse: Well, if it is, I bet it will be a total disaster, Loud.
[Mr. Grouse laughs, closes his windshield and drives off.]
[Lynn Sr.'s phone rings.]
Lynn Sr.: Hello?
Lincoln: Dad, come home, quick! You gotta see this!
[Later, Lynn Sr. arrives home and goes inside the house]
Lynn Sr.: What's all the commotion?
Lori: Quiet, Look!
[Everyone looks at the TV and see Leni with the news reporter.]
Katherine Mulligan: I'm Katherine Mulligan standing where with 16-year-old Leni Loud who would like to share some news with us.
[Leni pulls the mic.] Leni: Hi, everyone. I just wanna tell all of Royal Woods... that i'm gonna be having my wedding...
Lincoln: What?
Leni: ...this weekend...
Rita: What?
Leni: ...at my house!
Lynn Sr: What?!
Leni: And everybody's invited, even you. [points at Katherine Mulligan]
[Everyone drops their jaws in shock.]
Lola: Well if there's a wedding, i get to be the flower girl.
