O.K. so when I last left off like Moraine was like mad because I threw eggs at her while she was fuckin'. The worst was when I found out who she was porkin'. Mat and Ahvienda. Eeeew. So when I found out she was super pissed off. So she tied me and Mat to a board. Now you know what happened and why I'm scarred. Now back to present times. "Mat I'm scarred." I told him. "I'm not this is when they fuck us!" He said exitedly. "Ohhh...YAAAY." I screamed.
But little did I know that they had...Bizzare...tastes. "Rand stand up." Moraine commanded. "But uhh dude I'm like stuck to the boardy-thingy." I said. Moraine looked a bit agitated. "I released you, you're the one holding yourself up." I looked and did not see her flows. "Ohhhh woops." I was confused. But I got up. "Strip off your pants NOW RAND!" She was yelling and I don't like it when people yell. But Moraine scares me so I abliged.
I was just getting comfortable when a spear went through my left arm. "Owwww that was very mean." I was in pain. Physically and emotionally.
When I started to feel better Moraine just suddenly jabs her belt knife in my tum-tum. I loked at Mat. "Dude your a torture bunny?" I questioned. "It stimulates me sexually,
I just can't help it." I wasn't shocked. Well actually I was kinda shocked. But then we got to the good part. After Moraine healed me we were puttin' out for each other everywhere.
At one point in Time we were jamming our cocks into Ahvienda. Me shovin' it into her tight ass and Mat into her mouth. We sat there for about an hour fuckin' anything that moved.
We even raped a wolf. That made Perrin mad. So he cut off Mats' ring finger with his belt knife.
Well that was the weirdest orgy I had ever been to. So then my high was wearing off so I went and got my new bong. And you guessed it.
PUFFED AWAY. Then I knew what I should do next. I should go to Lans' house and steal his weapons.
Later at the Mandragoran house.
First the diversion. For a diversion I put up a picture of Nyneave eating Moraines' pussy. "Is that what I think it is? A picture of two women I know fucking and it's happening in five minutes I have to find my cloak." I was giggling in the bushes. "Time to steal some porn...I mean weapons." I stalked up to his room and saw it. The most amazing thing ever. A new pipe. Today had to be the best-and weirdest-day ever. And just as I lit it Lan came up and saw me lightin' up on his pipe. I stared at him for a second then said "Want a hit." To Be Continued