Weird Society and Familiar of Zero Crossover Fanfiction
Tittle: Vanguard of Zero
Genre: Family/ Frienship/ Adventure
Hope you fella's enjoy :)
Chapter Two: Inspection
At the Tristain Academy of Magic.
After making quite a scene back there at the courtyard, Echo and Louise were on their way to the main building but stopped near it as he decided to completely open up the crate to see just exactly what was inside other than the clips stuck to the lid of the crate.
" Hold up a minute pinky, I'm gonna check what's inside the crate." Echo said while gently placing the two ton crate on the ground.
"Um…. Okay, let me see what's inside it" ( Wait, did he just call me pinky? )
Echo then carefully lifts the lid of the crate after removing the clips stuck to it, what he saw made his left eyebrow twitch out of suprise and annoyance.
"Why the hell do I have Diabolus's personal stash crate! "( If your wondering how he know is because it has the owners name engraved inside on the left side.)
The crate contained Diabolus favorite weapons and technology, it contained two Plasma pistols, Wasp RPG, two Energy swords, a kunai , and paper tag bombs , all fitted to the brim inside the large 2-ton crate as well as three portable rechargers with mini-fusion reactors for the Cula Mur weapons not to mention WSSFA weapons as well. Including the DMPR ( Designated Marksman Plasma Rifle), BC JAEGER semi-auto shoutgun , 15mm Tavor Bullpup Rifle and the Cula Mur weapon charger, 16 shot Anti-Vehicle/Assault grenade with the improved SRM 1216 shotgun, HSR Type 9 Anti-Vehicle/Assault sniper rifle, a rail gun, and two 12mm Scorpion Caseless Submachine guns as well as Multiple attachments for the weapons.
A couple of spell books, cooking book, ninjutsu book,storage scrolls(check that later), Hentai Manga (Going to ignore that), and 12 pouches that had 800g placed on them(Im gonna guess the "G" stands for gold). Four pack of Water and Bluberry Tea, two pack of unopened blank papers, and two tissue rolls and one coconut oil.
To how Diabolus managed to get his hands the stuff's were beyond him then he started remembering certain habit Diabolus does in every mission.
(Flashback)
At a certain diner called Emaimelei
Where all Weird Society leaders are having lunch.
Echo: Hey, Diabolus. ( Echo's just wearing casual clothes)
Diabolus: Yeah?
The man being addressed sitting across the table has just finished his fifth chicken-corn soup and is now ordering his sixth. He wore a red business shirt, black formal pants that reaches his ankles, black formal shoes and wore black fedora that has a red belt. He's fat around 230 pounds but has muscular top.
Echo: How come in every mission we take your always the last person to arrive? In all of your report it even states in all your co-op missions your always the last one to return.
As Diabolus sips the delicious soup from his spoon with great joy and love.
Diabolus: Oh, that, I tend to plunder our enemy bases for weapons, techs, money, datas, vehicles, and whatever they have.
Echo: Wait, what!, why and where do you even put them?
Echo nearly chocked on his fried chicken
Diabolus: Well, first we need all the help we can get and secondly is we need to save money all our equipments ain't cheap and don't get me started on the amount of money we pay for the new outpost's and bases.
Echo:Hmm...you do make point...I didn't think you had the brains to pull off something like well orchestrated plan.
Diabolus just facepalmed at that comment.
(Flashback Ends)
He also saw a couple of chips inside a small block box , he took out one of and inserted it into the slot at the back of his helmet. After short loading of files, it showed the chip contained 700 folders, mostly movies, series, anime, cartoons, musics, comics, manga, and games that seem to be capable of being installed inside his helmet. As he was scrolling through the anime folder and he saw a folder that said " Adventure time: Season 8 to 10 (or is it)".
(Ah, sweet!) Echo ignored the last part of the title.
He egerly opened the folder and selected all vids and played and the outcome was horrifying.
(Goddamnit, It's hentai, tenticle HENTAI, EXIT, EXIT!)
As he looked to the top left corner of his HUD it showed the number of items the folder held and was greatly, greeeeeeeeaaaatly, disturbed with the amount.
"Oh God,t's over 9000, what the heck Diabolus you and your fetish!"
Louise was caught offguard and bewildered as to what her Familiar meant by those words.
"What are you talking about and what are those strange weapons inside that crate? and how do they fit inside the crate? It reminds me a bit of the muskets that some members of the army use."
"Oh, these? These are weapons from my world, I'll tell you everything when the time comes and to how they all fit inside the crate is because it's enchanted."
"Oh make's sense, but can we go to my room now,? I have something I , or rather You, need to do." ( Did he say his world?...nevermind. )
( No, magic never makes sense, throughout 8yrs of my life I have known that magic defies logic, reality, and the laws of physics.) Echo thought to himsef.
"Alright….."
Echo was starting to get really annoyed by Louise haughty attitude.
The Vanguard had an idea on what the outcome was gonna be.
Before they left, Echo replaced his HK 416 assault rifle with the twin Scorpion submachine guns, and took out three grenades.
Finally, they arrived to the Louise's room, not minding the stares given to him by the other students and staff members.
She then walks over to what looks like a Laundry basket then…
Then the Pink-haired magician starts tossing dirty and used clothes at the Vanguard Super Soldier, who catches each and every one of those.
"NOW GET TO WASHING THESE CLOTHES!"
"You have got to be kidding me, I'm not a laundryman, or a servant."
"You are my Familiar, you are BOTH a Laundryman and a Servant!"
"….."
Echo was lost in his thoughts for the moment, trying his best not to go loco on her.
"So? Don't just stand there get to the washing area!"
Unamused that he was being ordered around by an irresponsible and annoying kid, he immediately decided that he had enough of this.
"No, you are a selfish, arrogant, and stuck-up baby who can't even wash her own clothes, at your age you should be able to this by yourself."
"WHAT? I AM A NOBLE, YOU ARE A COMMONER AND MY FAMILIAR, YOU ARE TO WASH THESE CLOTHS FOR EMBARRASING ME EARLIER BY CHALLENGING MR. COLBERT!."
" Which I won. :)"
" DOSEN'T MATTER, I AM NOW YOUR MASTER AND YOU WILL DO MY BIDDING!"
This was quite unexpected to the Vanguard, this would mean that this world operated through feudalism, which was abolished around a thousand years ago. And now he is experiencing why it was abolished.
( Note to self, when H.Q finds a way to locate me we're going to be making a lot of changes of how the government works around here.)
"Why should I care if you are a noble? I may be your "Familiar" but I am still a human being therefore I refuse to be treated poorly and be forced to do your personal responsibilities such as washing your laundry."
Now, Louise had just reached her boiling point, this Giant of a man had embarrassed her earlier, now he was refusing to follow her orders.
"YOU WILL WASH MY CLOTHES NOW!"
The Vanguard gave her a serious dark glare and despite his helmet's visor, it sent chills down Louise's spines for some reason, like she was threading in the thin line of life and death, this completely terrified the poor girl and she completely lost the arrogance and pride she had and was replaced by sheer terror as every one of the cells that made up her body told her not to piss her familiar off.
"F-fine… If you won't do it then I will do it and show you that I'm not irresponsible!"
With that she quickly left the room and the Vanguard, Unmindful of the fact that she still did not know what her Familiar's name was.
"That REALLY tested my patience."
He managed to compile the data regarding the layout of the building and made a map which he projected onto his helmet's Heads-Up Display.
"Good, now that I won't have to worry about getting lost, I should go around this place and take in as much information regarding this world as I can.'
Echo then leaves the room and goes out to the hallways.
On his way to the now empty field, a certain female student had her eyes set on him, this young woman was Kirche von Anhalt Zerbst, she was tall, had long red hair, and brownish-gold eyes, she wears a strange necklace that ends in a ring with a star engraved into It, her outfit consists of a white, fitted, long-sleeved blouse, short skirt, and a pair of long boots that reach up to her skirt.
"Mmm….. that familiar of zero, He seems rather delicious when not in that bulky armor of his, I will get you, Vanguard-ER:278."
