AN: now we met one of my fav charters she is also a strong wrrer woman. anyway, i only got 1111111 revow! ples send me more revows, i lov ur input commeters
So like me and Bethany totally went to the Hanged Man. I sashayed beautifully like any good female character should, and enticed many men and women with my sensually swaying hips. But I was not a whore so I did not return any of their lustful gazes because I am saving myself for a beautiful and loyal man of my dreams but I am not shallow so he can be not hot as long as he has a good personality but not if he's a dwarf or one of those gross grey horned people but we'll get to them later. Bethany skipped behind me like the woman child mage that she is and she was lucky they didn't ID at the Hanged Man because she totally has the maturity level of a nine-year-old and probably the mind of one too.
There were like a lot of drunk guys at the Hanged Man but it was OK because I was used to it, being a strong warrior mercenary with a high alcohol tolerance. My gaze was drawn to the bar where an elegant scantily-clad siren was chatting sexily with the bartender. Before I could get a better look, I was distracted by a strong womanly warrior hand being placed on my shoulder. If it had not belonged to a warrior I would have slapped it away much strongly for I am awarrior. But alas it belonged to my only acquaintance, a fellow Fereldan and ginger (not that I am a ginger in fact my hair is black like onyx), Aveline Vallen, who was totally married to a templar so good in my books although a bit of a stick in the mud.
"What do you want, prep?" I asked thoughtfully. "Can't you see I'm busy?"
"Ah yes, I can see that you are busy ogling that woman," said Aveline.
"Um, obvs, can't you see that she's a sex goddess?"
"I don't know, she looks like a grade F- whore to me," remarked Aveline casually. "Anyway, how does it feel being free of debt slavery?"
"Good," I said, then she cut me off.
"Anyway, I want to ask you a favor."
"Does it involve killing things and money? Because I totally love killing things and I totally love money," I said, cutting Aveline off because she rudely cut me off.
"Um aren't we going to see that dwarf about killing things for money?" Bethany asked, cutting me off, and I said "Shut up Bethany!" cutting her off. Don't speak unless spoken to, Bethany!
"Anyway, I was wondering if you could accompany me on a patrol," said Aveline. "It is down on the beaches, which we all know is a rough part of town, so you should be able to kill some ruffians, and also I am a guard now and make a decent wage, so you will be compensated for your labor."
"Um, okay, I guess you like totally owe me because I paid your way into the city and now I am broke, so I will accept your money," I said wisely. "Unfortunately Bethany has to come with us because my mom made me take care of her for the day."
"Sure I guess because it is bad to leave children unattended," said Aveline. Bethany looked slightly offended and then we left.
In a flash we were run into the beach. It was called the wounded coast which totally didn't make sense because coasts can't be wounded. I stuck my enchanted greatsword which was embued by the spirit of Humility whom I met in the Fade whilst dreaming as a child and he was so enamored with me that he agreed to enchant all of my weaponry forever into the ground to prove this fact. Aveline noticed and remarked "Right? Coasts can't be wounded," and I said "Yeah," agreeing warriorishly.
"Well actually, I think it refers to the amount of blood spilled on these sands."
"Shut up, Bethany," I said, cutting her off, and stabbing a random enemy whose blood spilled into the sand.
"OMG!" I exclaimed, staring at my dead enemy. "We are totally being ambushed!"
All of a suddenly, like twenty enemies spawned out of the sands. Luckily, me and Aveline made quick work of them with our womanly warrior skills. Bethany was mostly useless except for maybe healing Aveline a few times because she is not as good a warrior as me.
"OMG we were totally ambushed!" excalimed Aveline.
"I know right?" I said knowledgeably and with wisdom. "Oh BTW Aveline, now that we're out here I just remembered something. Do you remember that old dragon lady who brought us over the ocean?"
"Yeah, she was such a prep," said Aveline.
"No, she was goffical sexii," I corrected her sagely. "Anyway, I ttoally have to go deliver this amulet to the Dalish elves for her. Bethany?"
Bethany handed me the amulet because she is a good pack mule and Aveline and I stared at its beauty.
"Do you have to give it back?" asked Aveline. "It would make a good accessory."
"No, it toally wouldn't go with any of my outfits," I told her because Aveline has terrible fashion taste. "So we have to give it back."
"OK," said Aveline because she trusted my fashion advice. Then we set off for Sundermount.
