A Slice of Life

By the way, it's a Saturday night right now.


The baby sitter:

"What's it's name?" Swiper asked still sucking his lolli.

"it? 'it' is a she'" Sly corrected.

"it's name is she?"

"NO! Swiper! Her name is Dora" Camrmelita answered. "and she speaks Spanish!"

"Dora? Isn't that thje girl with the football head that I 'acccidebtally' used as a footaball?" Swiper thought,"And …Spanish Sucks" he said sucking his lollipop.

"WHAT?" Camrelita screamed, "Why God? Why does he think my language SUCKS!"

"Oh! Mom? You Speak Spanish?" Swiper replied,"I thought were French! By the way…French sucks too."

Sly sighed, he snatched the green lollipop from his mouth and threw it away…. This way, he would be quiet but…he waould perhaps stop his "sucky" thoughts. Carmelita just fainted.

Suddenly, out of nowhere came a tiny fox crashing through the window. After examining it, Swiper concluded in saying, "MY TWIN!"

Sly and Carmelita (who recovered) where in a nightmare.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (after 30.5 minutes of intense screaming)

"Pinch me!" Sly shrieked. "QUICK"

Carmelita shook her head and pinched him….quick.

"Ow!" he shouted. "I still see two!"

"OOOOOOHHHH! MOOMMY! Can I keep him? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE….(so on)"

"NO!" Carmelita loudly replied,"First of all… that's slavery. Second of all …when only want ONE of you really."

"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?"

I have to end this….Sly thought I'll have to get rid of the one NOT begging. Sly held that one by the tail and kicked it out of the window.

"NO!" Swiper's parents replied.

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-After settling down watching tv-

"Now Swiper… you know what this means…" Carmelita siad to him.

"What? What does chaining me onto the couch mean?"

Camrelita smacked her head, "It MEANS… you're grounded."

"NO! I 'm couched." Swiper replied cleverly. Carmelita glared at Sly. She pointed at him childlishly and said "I BLAME YOU!"

"Fine then, you're taking care of him!" Sly said rushing upstairs.

"Oh no! Swiper will be a good boy. Don't you just love him" Carmelita was afraid she had sounded too sarcastic, "I'm going to bed!"

As Carmelita followed Sly upstairs, Swiper had no idea what was going on. In fact, from what his mother had said, he reaplied, "YAY! THEY LOVE ME!" Thus he was chained all night for thay had forgotten him on the couch.

mean while upstairs

"Hmmm…. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I felt like we forgot something.." Camrelita wondered.

"Ah….we'll remember tommorow." And they both fell asleep

end of chapter 2


Swiper: Hello? Anyone there? You aren't gonna leave me here! HELLO? ooo echo echo echo echo echo...

Heh! I hope you like it! NO FLMES PLEASE! Heh enjoy tommorow when DORA comes! Lol have fun reading!