A/N
Mkay.. so most people likin' it so far? I hope? Also just FYI some things may not make sense if you haven't read Vamptastic Cooking.
Disclaimer: Yeah I still don't own anything, but maybe by the next chapter I will own Emmett (:
Chapter 2
Bottoms Up!
BPOV
Their reactions were just to much. I fell to my knees laughing. Even if I couldn't see their eyes I knew that they were glaring at me as they wrote down their guess.
"Can we please take these off now?" Alice begged.
"Nope!" I said grinning as she growled at me.
"Why?!" Rosalie whined.
"Because this next one is a drink and it's already set to go!" I said happily as I picked up their plates and set out five glasses.
"This better be more tasty then that piece of shit that I just ate," Emmett whispered thinking I couldn't hear.
"Well honestly Emmett, I don't know seems I've never drank this stuff," I said back to him pouring a little bit into each cup.
"Wait! Aren't you going to tell us what the first one was?!" Jasper said and I could almost see him raising his eyes at me.
"Ohh right," I said setting the glass bottle down on the counter and collecting everybody's papers.
That brought on a whole new round of laughter just reading their answers:
Jasper - Dog crap
Emmett - Cow shit
Alice - Burnt shoes
Rosalie - Fried Hair
Edward - Not edible food
"Did I get it right?" Emmett asked hopefully.
"Not even close!" I giggled.
"Ooo what about me?!" Alice asked bouncing up in her seat.
"Haha, no, nice try though," I said as Alice's mood suddenly fell.
"So what was that stuff?" Edward asked grimacing at the memory.
"Delicious BROWNIES!" I said smiling.
"Brownies?"
"Aren't those supposed to taste good?!"
"EW!"
"Ohmigod those are full of calories!"
"Ughh that would explain the taste..."
"Um Rosalie your a vampire, you don't gain weight," I laughed at her remark.
"But still!" She protested.
"Ok guys new piece of paper," I said passing around the paper.
"Cheers!" Emmett said clinking his glass against Rosalie's only managing to spill some all over.
"Smooth Em, really smooth," Jasper said taking a sip of his drink only to spit it back out.
Everybody else followed suit.
"What the hell was that?!" Emmett yelled throwing his glass on the table.
"Aw Emmett! I picked it out specially for you!" I said grinning.
"What the heck was it then?!" Jasper said throwing off his bandanna.
"This," I replied putting the bottle in the middle of the table.
Everybody else took off their bandannas as well.
"Vampire 2008 Merlot?" Edward read off the front label. (A/N This drink is real! My parents have it!)
"Classic Bella, real classic," Emmett started laughing.
"Thank-you thank-you," I said giving a mock bow.
That cracked everybody up.
"Ok guys this next one should only take about 10 minutes, so go do something and I'll call you back in!" I said happily shoving them out of the kitchen.
APOV
We all went out to the livingroom.
"What's she planning Alice?" Jasper whispered glancing back at the kitchen scared.
"I don't know!" I replied angrily. "She keeps changing her mind and I can't see anything!"
"She's trying to pay us back for that cake you made Emmett," Edward sighed.
"Hey now, that was a sweet cake!" Emmett defended himself.
"Still your fault," Jasper muttered.
"It was not!" Emmett whined like a little kid.
"It's time guys!" Bella yelled fromt he kitchen.
Great. Just wonderful.
BPOV
"It's time guys!" I yelled holding out the bandannas as eveyrbody filed in and grabbed theirs.
Once they couldn't see anything I set out the bread infront of them. Haha, this was going to be one heck of a joke.
"Bella?" Jasper asked nervously.
"Enjoy Jasper," I smirked as He took a bite.
A/N
Ok thanks for this chapter, well it's kinda the next chapter too is Heattherrx21
Oh and btw for those who wanted me to make them eat something bloody...I thought about it but
1) She faints at the site of blood.
2) Where is she going to get the blood?
3) This is supposed to be torture not fun :)
Thanks for the ideas though!
