Okay I'm deciding that I'm going to write Mimic on Tuesday, Wednesday and Kunoichi Say What on the weekends. But when I finally finish surf season I'll have heaps of time, YAY! So another month or two and I am free!
Prepare yourselves, Alice is here!
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto and all that magic
Warning: HAHAHA I'm a bad person for cussing. Also snarky Kakashi. You know you all want it.
Kakashi blinked tiredly once and then snapped awake. He yawned as he dragged himself out of the small futon he owned and turned to the kitchen. Walking over he grabbed a glass and filled it with water before slumping down at his small dinner table, the only furniture he held either than some appliances, a futon and a comfy chair that only he used. Sipping at the water he stared blearily out of the window of his small apartment on the third floor. The dawn was especially bright today, but Kakashi didn't feel like admiring it, he was still far too tired to admire anything. In fact, he felt like doing absolutely nothing, but alas, he had a team of genins to take care of.
As the Nara's say, troublesome.
He yawned again and cracked his back as he stood up. Padding towards his small closet he crammed a ration bar in his mouth, real food could come later. Pulling out some new clothes he entered the shower and cleansed himself thoroughly.
After finishing the shower, Kakashi quickly changed and headed for the door, pulling his mask over his face. Hopefully he could get in a few hours of stone-gazing before turning up late for his team's training.
Honestly he didn't want to go to training, but yesterday Naruto pulled the puppy eyes and annoyed him till he said he would turn up. Albeit late, but he would show up, and it's the thought that counts.
Sighing he continued for the door, only to stub his toe against something.
Cursing softly he looked for whatever he had kicked, only to find the body of the girl he had found last night lying right in front of the door.
Rubbing his neck he chuckled nervously, he had left the girl on the floor by accident all night.
Studying the girl, Kakashi deemed that she looked the same as last night, excluding the creepy voice thing. Sighing again he hoisted the girl over his shoulder and continued his way to the memorial stone.
Naruto was vibrating with excitement.
The wave mission had been a sort of success. Sure; he was sad that Haku and Zabuza had died, but he had completed a C-rank mission! The old man better watch out, 'cause he was coming for that hat!
Whistling tunelessly he jumped down from the building near the edge of town. Crossing a clearing he easily leapt into the trees and tree hopped to the training ground where he was going to meet with his team.
He surprisingly was usually first, alongside the Teme or sometimes Sakura, though usually she was spending time on her hair.
Flipping off the tree he nearly screamed at the sight of his sensei standing there, ON TIME!
"SENSEI!" He (screamed anyway), "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Squinting at Kakashi he suddenly exclaimed, "YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER, THAT'S WHAT!" Nodded sagely Naruto crossed his arms and glared at the 'fake' copy nin.
He got a groan in answer, "honestly Naruto it's seven in the morning, can you not be quiet like any normal human being?" Naruto scowled at Kakashi, "Kaka-sensei, it's not cool to be so mean!" he turned away with a pout.
Kakashi really wanted to slam his head in the ground, but that wouldn't be good for his image. The image of a tardy, lazy, pervert must be upheld for Obito's sake. Yes, Obito's...
"Kaka-sensei what the hell are you doing with an unconscious chick?!" Exclaimed Naruto as he pointed at the body of the brunette that was slumped on the ground behind Kakashi.
Said paedophile scratched his head embarrassed, "um, I found her?" He made it sound like an extremely awkward question, one that Naruto frowned disbelievingly at. "You don't just find chicks Kakashi-sensei! Even I know that!"
Kakashi laughed and patted the blondes hair, "at least you know something."
Naruto growled and snapped at Kakashi's fingers, who then made a large gap between the two.
Their tirade was interrupted by a low groan from behind Kakashi. Turning around the copy nin saw that the 'chick' was finally waking up! Unfortunately the girl was content to just flail around and groan a bit, not making a move to actually wake up.
Kakashi narrowed his eyes slightly, something was definitely off about this situation, even civilians had chakra sources, this girl didn't! Normally they were fairly dormant and hard to sense when someone is asleep, and Kakashi wasn't the greatest sensor. He had dismissed it and thought nothing of it, but this was serious! This girl was seriously chakra deprived if he couldn't sense her chakra as she awoke. When people didn't have enough chakra they were in danger of dying, Kakashi knew that this girl needed a chakra transfusion straight away. The hospital was over the other side of the village though, he knew she wouldn't last the time it took him to get over there, even using shushin.
"Naruto!" He barked out and the blond snapped to attention as he heard his sensei was in a serious mood. "Come here," commanded Kakashi as he knelt down next to the semi-conscious girl. Hurrying over the blond knelt next to his sensei as Kakashi held out a glowing green hand.
He passed the hand over the girl, stopping near the heart and stomach mainly. "Kakashi-sensei what are you doing?" Asked the confused blond, chakra was blue, not green.
"It's medical ninjutsu," clipped out Kakashi. "I know a few but I need your chakra, not that mouth of yours."
Merely nodding Naruto held out his hands, Kakashi placed them on top of his after he lifted the shirt of the girl and shifted her white bra slightly.
Ignoring the blush that threatened to creep up his face, Naruto slowly began to pour chakra into his hands. The hands were easiest to charge with chakra, and after tree walking, Naruto felt a bit more confident that he wasn't going to blow the girls face off. Like he had done with that poor tree he had trained on.
Kakashi meanwhile, was struggling to direct the massive influx of chakra that was coming from Naruto, safely into where her chakra core was, just above the navel.
Frowning when he could feel no pulse of chakra that signified that chakra was filling up her core, he asked Naruto to gently increase the chakra input.
Of course a little chakra for normal people equalled regular genin reserves for Naruto.
Cursing the blond and his ungodly reserves, Kakashi continued to direct the flow of chakra into the girl, gradually spreading it out to her whole body.
When he still felt no reaction, Kakashi grew worried, and that feeling in his gut never meant anything good.
Gasping slightly as he felt his reserves reach their current halfway, around a quarter of his normal reserves, Kakashi knew something was definitely wrong.
Cursing again he quickly flicked up his headband and analysed the girl with Obito's sharingan. Eyes widening in horror he instantly cut off his supply of chakra, only to realise Naruto's chakra was unconsciously trying to make up for the loss of chakra by shoving more in.
Groaning in pain, Kakashi struggled to channel the chakra safely, "Naruto stop!" The blond had his eyes and ears closed as he continued to pour in the chakra. Obito's sharingan saw that the blond was halfway full of chakra, adding to Kakashi's quarter reserves, this girl now had a - a fuck load of chakra.
Shoving the blond away Kakashi broke the flow of chakra, and shielded him just in case the leftover chakra in the air dispersed in a combustive bang.
Warily peeking around and deciding there was no threat, Kakashi let the blond up; who then gasped for air dramatically. "Kakashi-sensei you fat ass!" Cried Naruto, "you could've squished me to death!"
"Maybe I'll keep that in mind next time you get on my nerves," eye smiled Kakashi innocently. Naruto scowled at him before perking up, "ne, ne! Where's the chick!"
Both ninja turned to where the girl was lying, only to find her curled up in a ball, contently asleep.
"Well I guess she's okay," remarked Kakashi as the two made their way over to the girl and sat down.
"Ne Kakashi-sensei why were you so early?" Asked Naruto excitedly, he had never seen his sensei earlier than two hours late for training.
"That's my secret my cute little genin," smiled Kakashi mysteriously, "and it looks like another of my little kiddies is here!"
"I am not a child Kakashi, do not refer me to as one," drawled a bored voice as a blue and white garbed kid walked towards them. Sasuke had his hands deep in his short pockets and a bored look plastered on his face as he stood in front of his teammate and sensei.
"You're here early Kakashi, that's a first," Sasuke stared at his sensei questionably.
"I do not understand why it is so hard for you to call me sensei," sighed Kakashi as he stood up again and fished an orange book out of his pocket.
"Well you people are boring and I want to see what kind of naughty, naughty things Raiya can do to Tsundere!" He giggled lightly as he flicked the book open and went to lean against the tree.
"Kaka-sensei can be so gross and perverted sometimes," commented Naruto with a wrinkle of his nose. "Hn," was all he got in reply. His reply to that reply was a scowl with a fingered salute.
Sasuke scowled back and flicked the blond in the head, "Dobe."
Naruto snarled and jumped up, only to trip over something. Sasuke smirked in amusement, "can't see through the orange glare of that horrendous outfit Dobe?"
"Shut up!" Barked an embarrassed Naruto as he stood up and dusted himself off. Looking back he groaned, "I totally tripped over the chick!"
Curious the Uchiha peered around his teammate, to see a brunette passed out on the ground. She was wearing a white t-shirt with a blinding array of colours that seemed to make up extremely strange characters. Just as srange, but bright lettering were printed across it. The t-shirt seemed to match the fluorescent orange shorts and green lace up shoes she was sporting. She was almost matching Naruto in her brightness. In addition, he could see a small brown bag peeking out from the girl's orange short waistband.
A brief thought of why a girl had a side-bag tucked down her shorts crossed Sasuke's mind, but he brushed it aside in favour of examining the possible threat.
Her hair splayed out and the Uchiha stared at the brown hair that was mixed with slight blond streaks, and was that red he saw? It also looked rather long, as long as his female teammates hair. Her soft face with freckles and strong-for-a-civilian-but-weak-for-a-ninja physique obviously meant she was a civilian.
"Tch, why did you trip over a passed out civilian Dobe?" Asked Sasuke in a bored voice. Naruto shrugged for an answer and began to open his mouth when they heard a low groan, and a strange word.
Alice P.O.V. (Finally!)
My mouth felt dry like sawdust had been shoved down my throat. My brain hurt and it felt like someone was sitting on my chest. Groaning slightly I raised a hand to my head, "fuck," I swore quietly.
Blearily gazing around I noticed something; this wasn't my room! Where were the patchwork sheets and the bland walls that I-wish-I could-paint-but-I-was-still-stuck-in-a-rental!
Instead there were trees, a clearing, and two deceivingly familiar boys who were staring at me.
Smiling weakly I waved at the Naruto and Sasuke look-a-likes that were staring at me. "Sorry for asking," I spoke as clearly as I could with my accent, "but where am I?"
They looked at each other before looking back at me, "nani ni?"
Oh hell no! I was lost and two foreign cosplayers were the only people I could see that could help me!
"No English?" I asked desperately as they shook their heads and babbled more.
Where were the two and a half years of Japanese Alice?!
Standing up I bowed to them, "Hajimemashite. Watashi no namae wa Arisu desu. Doko ni arimasu ka."
Okay so the last part was a wild stab at where was I, but I had to try!
"Doko ni arimasu ka?" Said the Naruto-copy, he sounded confused, which wasn't good for me.
"Ano," I began, "doko?" I tried weakly and the blond nodded, "Konohagakure!" He chirruped wildly as the Sasuke-copy gave him a dirty look.
Sasuke-copy started yelling at Naruto-copy too fast for me to pick up anything, although I did hear baka a few times. Waiting for the two to finish I sat there quietly, humming to myself absently.
Sasuke P.O.V.
"You idiot dobe!" I fumed as the idiot had decency to look abashed, "you don't just tell anyone that they're in our village. What if she's a spy!"
Naruto scuffed the ground sulkily, he went to reply but Kakashi suddenly cut in. "She's not a spy," he remarked as he ambled over, "I've checked her over."
"Kakashi you pervert!" Screamed Naruto as he pointed at the surprised girl, Arisu, I reminded myself. "Feeling up a girl like that!" Continued the Dobe as he gestured at Alice with his arms.
Said girl blinked before bursting out in laugher, "ero-baka, ero-baka!" She sung out childishly before returning to chuckling. Definitely not a normal girl.
Kakashi looked fairly miffed at this, squatting down he raised his hand in greeting. Eye smiling he spoke, "yo I'm Kakashi." He continued to smile at the girl, "and you're a little shit."
Choking slightly I gaped at the man, why the hell would you just randomly say that to someone?! Naruto obviously agreed by the way he was yelling, "Kakashi-sensei that's not nice at all!"
The man shrugged in reply, "it's not like she can understand, and she's obviously foreign going by her accent and her meagre grasp of this language."
Scrutinising the girl I had to agree. She was currently sitting down with her face scrunched up in what seemed concentration. She stared up at an amused Kakashi, "yo I'm Kakashi." She spoke in Kakashi's voice perfectly, "and you're a little shit."
I could feel my mouth drop open a bit, she had spoken in our language, in Kakashi's voice! It had sounded like Kakashi was throwing his voice and she was moving her mouth. Glancing at said man, I saw he had a pensive look on his face as he stared at the smug girl.
Arisu was definitely looking pleased with herself and she flashed us a tooth-filled grin.
Kakashi turned to Naruto and I, "come on guys, we're heading to Hokage's office."
"Eh?" Asked Naruto, "why are we going to the old man's room?" Kakashi ignored him in favour of crouching down in front of Arisu. "On?" She asked, when she got a nod in response she squealed and leapt up onto Kakashi's back. Wrapping his arms around her legs, he hoisted the girl up more securely before turning back to us. "We'll use the roofs to get there, think of it as training," he added with a smile.
Arisu was peeking around the jounin's gravity-defying hair, she grinned at me before playing with Kakashi's silver hair.
Ignoring her I turned to Naruto with a smirk, "prepared to lose Dobe?" He grinned back in response, "not on your life Teme!"
We began to race each other to the trees, tree walking when we got to the trunks. The beginning to tree hop, we made our way towards the roofs of Konoha; and you better believe that I was not going to lose!
Alice P.O.V.
Mouth open, I gaped at the two boys that had run up the tree and began fucking jumping ten metre gaps like they were no problem!
"Well that does it, I'm insane," I mumbled to myself as I stroked Kakashi-clone's hair. It was insanely soft if you were wondering.
Kakashi-clone turned to me with the eye smile down pat, he babbled something that I couldn't really understand. I heard 'go' and 'Hokage' in there so I shrugged. "Ike!" I yelled out and kicked the Kakashi-clone in the ribs. I could tell he was irked but he began to run. And I mean run.
He sprinted up the side of the tree and began tree hopping at blinding speed. The trees seemed to blur slightly and I was tempted to put my hand out and touch it. You know when you're in the car with the window down and you just have an urge to stick your hand out and touch something. Of course that generally results in hands being lost, but it always seems like a good idea.
Kakashi turned his head back slightly and I couldn't help but yell out, "eyes on the road!" Of course he couldn't understand me but there was sentimental value in there.
He said something slowly to me and I could pick up 'faster' and 'ok?' I grinned at this, I was an adrenaline junkie, this speed was as good as riding on a motorbike. Duh, I wanna go faster!
I nodded swiftly and screamed in happiness as he began to really sprint. The scream was lost in the howl of wind and I laughed as I ducked into Kakashi's soft hair.
Yes I had realised that it was the real Kakashi. It was kind of hard when you were running at speeds equal to the speed of sound. He even had that eye smile; damn that classic eye smile.
I couldn't help but let one of my hands that were clasped around my neck wander. Not that way you dirty, dirty people! I brushed my hand along the bottom of his masked face and felt him jerk in surprise.
Making a shushing sound I continued to brush my hand around his jaw and marvelled at how real it felt. The mask wasn't rough but smooth as silk. Well I would want something that covered my face 24/7 to be nice and comfortable.
Pulling slightly at the material, I pondered some. I had always wondered what Kakashi's face-mask was like; he always wore it and now I can see why. If I had something that silky, I'd wear it all the time.
I began blinking tears away at the sudden sunlight that hit my face; and I finally got my first glimpse of Konoha.
It was just a flash of a street with shops and people before we were up the side of a building and jumping rooftops.
Kakashi turned back to me again and mumbled something about 'high' and 'speed.' The only thing that would be faster than a ninja running like this, is a ninja using shushin.
"Shushin?" I asked hopefully and got a swift nod in return, I squealed again. Taking that as a yes, Kakashi initiated the technique. Without any seals.
Imagine my surprise when everything warped and my breath was taken away. Just as quickly as it started, it ended.
Opening my eyes that had been shut, I peered around. We were standing in the front of a giant ass building. Well it was obviously big here as it towered over everything else. It was small compared to the buildings I had seen up at Sunshine Coast. (Queensland, wet 'n' wild, etc for you geography retards)
I slid of Kakashi's back and wobbled slightly, the ninja asking if I was okay. I waved him off with a grin and an exclamation of again. I don't think he understood the word, but I could tell he understood the meaning.
He patted my head and stood up with a smile as he stared towards my right. Turning I saw not-Naruto-clone and not-Sasuke-clone gasping for breath as they sprinted towards us.
They didn't look up as they sprinted for their goal, eyes widening I tried to get out of the way, with no avail.
They slammed into me full speed and my eye sight was blocked by a swirl of orange, blue and a clashing of limbs. A shoulder ploughed straight into my...chest and I nearly cried from the pain. Then someone's foot took mine out and with the combined force of the shoulder I went down. Hard.
I could feel a lot of weight land on my already sore chest, I couldn't stop the small whimper and the start of tears. Someone muffled the whimper by slamming across my face. My head cricked painfully and I retaliated with a bite to the persons arm. A yelp from above meant I had hit my target.
I snarled softly, fuck this! I could feel the old anger come spiking back and I roared as I thrashed around. I bit, scratched, punched and kicked whatever body part stood on my wrath.
Finally Kakashi intervened and I felt the weights dragged off me. I gasped for air and tried my hardest not to cry at the pain I could feel on my chest and face mainly.
Someone put an arm behind my back and helped me up. I grinned weakly at Kakashi as he supported me while I stood upright. I merely glanced at the two sulky boys before Kakashi distracted me. "Daijobu desu ka."
Not that, anything but that!
It was too late as I felt the tears well up at that question, anyone who knew me fucking knew not to ask me if I was okay! It just took me a moment to grit my teeth and push the pain aside. That all fell to shit as soon as anyone asked me that question.
I could see Kakashi's panicked look as the tears began to fall steadily.
"NOO I'M NOT FUCKING OKAY! I'M STUCK IN KAMI KNOWS WHERE, BUT OH WAIT I DO KNOW! I'M IN A PLACE THAT IS FUCKING FICTIONALLY AND HE!" I pointed at the surprised Sasuke, "JUST VIOLATED ME BY PRETTY MUCH BADLY GROPING MY BOOBS!" I grabbed my chest and gestured towards Sasuke before moaning, "I'm done. I am 100 percent done!"
I fell back into a star pose on the ground, "what is life?" I asked jokingly, I used to always do that to annoy my friends, back home.
My lip quivered slightly as I realised a death god had sent me here, you don't just find a death god to send you home again!
An anxious face appeared in my peripheral vision, "daijobu desu ka?" Asked Naruto.
My fist made acquaintances with his face and I sighed as I stood up. "Much better now." I then laughed at the melodramatic blond that was rolling on the floor.
Laughing still I helped him up before tilting it upwards. There was a scuff mark on his left cheek where my fist had met his face; impulsively I gave a dramatic kiss to his cheek. "Mwuah," I said and patted his face, "all better!"
I rubbed his stupefied face before I turned to Sasuke. "Mwuah?" I asked innocently as I gestured towards him, he scowled and turned his head.
I stuck my tongue out at him before turning to an amused Kakashi, "ike?" I gestured at the stairs that led up the side of the Hokage tower.
He smiled before pushing me forward, I skipped up the stairs before turning to face the village. A labyrinth of streets and houses spread out below me. The buildings may not be as high as the buildings in Sydney, but they easily covered around half of its area.
I spun around and craned my neck around the tower and gasped at the sight I saw. The Hokage monument was even more amazing and beautiful then the manga or anime made it out to be! There was the First, Hashirama. The Second, his brother Tobirama. The Third, Sarutobi. The Fourth, Minato, Naruto's father. And the Fif-There was no Fifth. No Tsunade staring down at all.
I turned back to see the three males of Team Seven staring at me, I should've realised from the way that Naruto and Sasuke were dressed. Naruto in his orange and blue jumpsuit, and Sasuke still in his blue shirt with white shorts. That also meant that I was here before the final round of the Chunin Exams!
I grinned at them before ushering them ahead. I stared at Sasuke's hair as he walked in front. It was bobbing up and down, like a duck's butt was bobbing on a pond. I stifled a laugh at that, but obviously Sasuke heard me. He turned back with a glare and I couldn't but laugh as the duck's wings (the dude's bangs) flapped like they were irritated.
I pointed at his hair before making a realistic duck noise, "Ahiru," I managed to choke out before quaking again. His face grew red with anger, but I was saved by the beautiful knocking of the Hokage's wooden door.
I smiled at Sasuke before standing next to Kakashi. Where it was safe.
The jōnin looked quizzically at me, but I only quacked in answer. He shook his head but faced forwards as a 'come in' echoed from inside.
Opening the door, Kakashi led in, closely followed by me, with a vibrating Naruto and a trailing Sasuke.
I gazed adoringly at the old man that sat at the desk before me. The Sandaime sat serenely watching us, with his pipe lit and dangling out of his mouth.
"Ojii-san!" Cried a happy Naruto as he waved frantically at the Hokage, Sasuke slapped the back of his head to quiet him down. At Naruto's indignant shout the Hokage chuckled, he began to speak to Kakashi in a slow, deep voice. It sounded just as grandfatherly as it did in Sub.
I saw him glance briefly at me, but he was absorbed in the conversation he was having with Kakashi. Naruto and Sasuke stood quietly on the other side of Kakashi, but I quickly grew bored and the long and confusing conversation the two were having.
Humming to myself I inwardly laughed at the tune I always hummed, Sadness and Sorrow was a good song to be humming now.
"Don't try to live so wise," I sung quietly, "don't try 'cause you're so right." My amazing skills were interrupted by a soft cough. Embarrassed slightly I looked up to see everyone in the room looking expectantly at me.
I shrugged at them, but was saved when the Hokage beckoned me. I walked around the desk and turned around at his command. A hand began to pull my shirt up at the back, but I just blinked. I was a bit more worried when the Hokage undid my bra clasps.
Though I got a real kick when I saw Naruto go red and Sasuke a little pink.
Kakashi cuffed them on the head and made them turn around. Satisfied that they wouldn't peek, he turned back to face us. I glared at him and put two fingers to my eyes and then at him in the universal sign of I'm watching you. Then I spun my finger around, telling him to turn around.
He gave me the puppy eye, but I only glared harder. He sighed sadly but turned around, reading the little orange book he always had.
Feeling my back vibrate I started as I remembered the Hokage was there, and laughing at me. Ducking my head I gestured for him to continue to...undress me?
I held my bra to my chest as the clasp at the back flopped down. I shivered slightly as a wet brush was pressed against my back. Realising he was using fuinjutsu I stayed as still as I could. He speedily wrote characters down my back and I marvelled at the fact this wasn't even a seal master!
The brush disappeared from my lower back and I heard a clap from behind me. With a whisper of, "Akutibunisuru," the hand slammed against my back and I hissed at the sharp pain that crept up my spine.
The pain hit my brain and intensified ten times, I did something I had only done once before.
I fainted.
Kakashi P.O.V.
I turned as I felt Arisu's chakra plummet into unconsciousness. The girl fell onto the desk and I quickly did up her bra straps before anyone could see anything indecent.
I glanced up to see the Sandaime looking a little worried. "What's wrong?" I blurted out as the boys hustled over.
The Sandaime frowned, "the translating seal was only meant to cause short pain and that wouldn't be enough to make a girl faint. Especially since you say she took pain fairly well."
I stared at the girl currently passed out on the Hokage desk. She suddenly twitched and stirred. I watched as she slowly stood up, that was a short spell of unconsciousness.
Dead green eyes stared at me, but this time I could see a glow of yellow behind them. My heart began to accelerate at the sight of those eyes. Just as I expected, a hissing and cold voice emitted from her mouth.
"Shingami wishes to know who has tried to alter his chosen."
Done and dusted.
That's pretty much a big leap from barely 2,000 words to like 5,000. Well done me.
They say Arisu 'cos that's how she introduced herself like that, trying to be Japanese and all that jazz.
The chakra problem will come later, along with Shingami fucking with her brain and the translating seal.
Okay any questions about this story or anything I've fucked up, just tell me.
P.S. Akutibunisuru is basically activate.
P.P.S Edited on 4/06/14. That's the fourth of June, not the sixth of April for you Americans.
SunMoon Kunoichi out haha!
