I do not own my life...
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Monday.. 5:30 PM
My life is over..
5:31 PM
I am sitting here doing my homwork and talking on the phone to Ashley #1. ( there are multiple Ashleys so for now we are going to number them.) This is stupid. I don't care about atoms. I never have and I never will.
Here comes Jason. this cant be good. The look on his face means one of 3 things..
He broke something of mine
He stole something of mine
Or he needs me to do some chore of his for him (Normally we work out really nice deals on these types of things.)
I wonder which one it is..
"Jamie"
"GO away I am doing homework."
"No you arent you are talking on the phone.."
"Unlike you I can do 2 things at once."
".."
"Will you leave now?"
"Can you help me find my foot?"
(For those who don't understand he has a fake foot.)
"Did you hide it?"
"No.."
"Cuz if you are hiding it so you don't have to go to practice I am not helping you.."
"MOM!!!!!"
"Jamie help your brother find his foot!"
"I am doing homework I can't"
" I don't care."
I cant believe this!! Its ok he can grow up to be a cabijillionaire and I will work in a Burger King for the rest of my life. Do you know why? Because my mom won't let me finish my homework. And why wont she let me do my homework? Because my brother cant keep track of his body parts... Maybe I can convince her to let me finish.
5:35
That had no chance. Who puts this kind of stuff under a couch?
"I don't understand why I have to keep track of his body parts! You never see me saying Hey mom can you help me find my head?! I seemed to have left it somewhere!"
No of course not.. Do you know why? Because I am the older child and that's the way that life goes.
"Next time I misplace my arm he has to help me find it. even if he is watching TV..."
5:45..
Still no sign of the missing foot.. This is getting ridiculous..his practice starts in 15 minutes...
Uh Oh. mom is stomping her way down the steps...
5:50
The lecture has stopped and I KNEW IT! He hid the stupid thing in his closet... STUPID IDIOT!!
12:30 AM
Oops. I forgot to finish my homework.
6:00 AM
Whoever decided to make school start at 7:35 is definitly not going to heaven. Oh well I can push the snooze button once..
6:50 AM
AAHH! There is no way that I can make it to school on time!! The bus is gonna come in 10 minutes!
7:45
Okay I made it to school okay.. No ones gonna notice that my eye is red. Tip for the future. When putting on make-up on the bus, wait until it stops to try eyeliner..
Wyckoff's class
Ah! I forgot that we had a test today. its ok though. Lol one of the answers was that a monkey runs across a field chasing a rabid banana.. I wish.
Health
I failed that test.. AH health movies. luckily I wore my glasses today. so my friend is wearing my glasses so neither of us can see.
On The Bus.
Okay. What do you do when your bus driver is a phycho who can read. and doesn't have any teeth? Yeah we call him Gumby.. He doesn't notice..
Wait a second. hes wearing glasses. I didn't know that he wears glasses...
2:45PM
I made it home alive.. I think.. How would you know if you were dead?? What if God just forgot about you and let you wonder around with half of your head gone.. Shut up Brain.
6:00 PM
I think that this is the time that the average person eats dinner. but me?! Nope I am at guard practice...
9:00 PM
Okay Where is my mom? She is supposed to be here. Wait a minute. I can call her on her cellphone.
9:01
I lied. the school is locked and I have no way of calling her.
9:15
Okay here she comes.. She is talking on the phone. I bet she forgot me.
"Thanks for coming to get me on time."
"blah blah blah.. Your welcome."
Do you hear this?! This is definite proof that I need a cellphone. but do you know what? I am not allowed to have a cellphone. because my parents 'see no reason for a teenager to have a cellphone'.
10:00
I think I am supposed to be asleep. Oops. Jason needs to turn the TV down.. I can hear every word that Ed, Edd and Eddy are saying..
10:30
Am I the only one who listens to the whole bedtime thing??
12:30
Appearantly so..
~~~~~~~~~
Monday.. 5:30 PM
My life is over..
5:31 PM
I am sitting here doing my homwork and talking on the phone to Ashley #1. ( there are multiple Ashleys so for now we are going to number them.) This is stupid. I don't care about atoms. I never have and I never will.
Here comes Jason. this cant be good. The look on his face means one of 3 things..
He broke something of mine
He stole something of mine
Or he needs me to do some chore of his for him (Normally we work out really nice deals on these types of things.)
I wonder which one it is..
"Jamie"
"GO away I am doing homework."
"No you arent you are talking on the phone.."
"Unlike you I can do 2 things at once."
".."
"Will you leave now?"
"Can you help me find my foot?"
(For those who don't understand he has a fake foot.)
"Did you hide it?"
"No.."
"Cuz if you are hiding it so you don't have to go to practice I am not helping you.."
"MOM!!!!!"
"Jamie help your brother find his foot!"
"I am doing homework I can't"
" I don't care."
I cant believe this!! Its ok he can grow up to be a cabijillionaire and I will work in a Burger King for the rest of my life. Do you know why? Because my mom won't let me finish my homework. And why wont she let me do my homework? Because my brother cant keep track of his body parts... Maybe I can convince her to let me finish.
5:35
That had no chance. Who puts this kind of stuff under a couch?
"I don't understand why I have to keep track of his body parts! You never see me saying Hey mom can you help me find my head?! I seemed to have left it somewhere!"
No of course not.. Do you know why? Because I am the older child and that's the way that life goes.
"Next time I misplace my arm he has to help me find it. even if he is watching TV..."
5:45..
Still no sign of the missing foot.. This is getting ridiculous..his practice starts in 15 minutes...
Uh Oh. mom is stomping her way down the steps...
5:50
The lecture has stopped and I KNEW IT! He hid the stupid thing in his closet... STUPID IDIOT!!
12:30 AM
Oops. I forgot to finish my homework.
6:00 AM
Whoever decided to make school start at 7:35 is definitly not going to heaven. Oh well I can push the snooze button once..
6:50 AM
AAHH! There is no way that I can make it to school on time!! The bus is gonna come in 10 minutes!
7:45
Okay I made it to school okay.. No ones gonna notice that my eye is red. Tip for the future. When putting on make-up on the bus, wait until it stops to try eyeliner..
Wyckoff's class
Ah! I forgot that we had a test today. its ok though. Lol one of the answers was that a monkey runs across a field chasing a rabid banana.. I wish.
Health
I failed that test.. AH health movies. luckily I wore my glasses today. so my friend is wearing my glasses so neither of us can see.
On The Bus.
Okay. What do you do when your bus driver is a phycho who can read. and doesn't have any teeth? Yeah we call him Gumby.. He doesn't notice..
Wait a second. hes wearing glasses. I didn't know that he wears glasses...
2:45PM
I made it home alive.. I think.. How would you know if you were dead?? What if God just forgot about you and let you wonder around with half of your head gone.. Shut up Brain.
6:00 PM
I think that this is the time that the average person eats dinner. but me?! Nope I am at guard practice...
9:00 PM
Okay Where is my mom? She is supposed to be here. Wait a minute. I can call her on her cellphone.
9:01
I lied. the school is locked and I have no way of calling her.
9:15
Okay here she comes.. She is talking on the phone. I bet she forgot me.
"Thanks for coming to get me on time."
"blah blah blah.. Your welcome."
Do you hear this?! This is definite proof that I need a cellphone. but do you know what? I am not allowed to have a cellphone. because my parents 'see no reason for a teenager to have a cellphone'.
10:00
I think I am supposed to be asleep. Oops. Jason needs to turn the TV down.. I can hear every word that Ed, Edd and Eddy are saying..
10:30
Am I the only one who listens to the whole bedtime thing??
12:30
Appearantly so..
