Ok, I accidentally put that there were white streaks in her hair. There aren't though so it's just dirty blond. Also I'm sorry if I spelled the country wrong, but I'm to lazy to see how to spell it right. Also, if your wondering, she's not naked, she's wearing a dress from Winry.

They were all staring at me, I know I explained it pretty fast and in my weirdo way but still, if they went through all that stuff in the show then they shouldn't stare at me like I'm some kind of freak show. It's really rude.

Then Ed spoke up, "Wait, in your world, on the other side of the gate, there's a show about me and Al looking for the philosopher's stone, that follows what we went through until I got stuck on your side of the gate, and Truth sent you here and took your arm, all because you did what was 'supposed' to be impossible?" He asked slowly.

"Pretty much." I said. I don't think any of us were processing this to well.

After a few moments of silence, guess what happened. My stomach grumbled. And not just a normal grumble either, it was EXTREMELY loud, and sounded like I ate a monster that was trying to escape my belly. Then Al said, "What was that?" Looking at me like I really did eat a monster.

"My belly said 'FEED ME!'" Was my reply. Can I be any weirder? And in front of my two heroes!

"Well then I guess we should start making diner, your probably even hungrier than you sound." Winry said awkwardly, and then left to go make diner with Pinako.

"Wait a second," I said to the Elric brothers, "was there a bag with me when you guys found me?" I asked. They nodded and pointed to a black heap in the corner. I then turned, and got up really fast, too fast. And my legs jelloed out on me so that I fell to the floor, holding my head with my hand. But before they could see if I was okay, I slowly got up, wincing at the pain as I moved and grabbed the duffle bag, bringing it back to the bed.

"You shouldn't get up yet, your hurt really bad." Alphonse said, truly worried.

"Al is right, you shouldn't be moving." Edward said.

"I'm okay," I said. Even though I wasn't, but I wouldn't let them know. After all, they'd been through a hell of a lot worse things, so I had no room to complain, right? I then started to rummage through the bag looking for something I hoped I hadn't forgotten. Then I pulled out a small white rectangle in a sparkly pink case that was my iPhone 4.

"What's that?" The brothers asked.

"My phone." I said, as they stared at it curiously.

"But it's not connected to anything." Said the eldest Elric.

"It doesn't need it. It's a cell phone. I'm hoping that I'll still be able to call people in my world with it." Again, not believing that I was actually saying those words. I then started to put in my password, my heroes leaning over a bit to see, making me blush a little. I then pressed the green box with a phone on it. I scrolled down to the contact that said Mrs. Lisa and called it hoping it would ring. It did, and I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding in. After three rings Lisa picked up saying, "Abigail? Is that you, where are you! It's been three days! We've been worried sick! What happened? Are you all right?"

"Come down Mrs. Lisa, I'm ok." Tears involuntarily flowing down my cheeks. "I'm fine, I'm ok. I-I'll be ok."

"What happened, Abby? Where are you?"

"It's a long story, so can you gather everyone else and put it on face time?"

"Ok."

After a while we were on face time and my dad, Lisa, Sophia, Lizzy, Alesia, Aaron, Skylar, and even Jade were staring at me wide eyed, noticing my hair, boobs, and mostly my arm. They were staring at something else to, but I don't know what it was.

"What happened to you?" Said Skylar, pushing her dread locks out of her face to see me.

"Guys, this is crazy, ok, but... I think I'm in another dimension." Silence. Ed and Al had left to give me some privacy but I knew they were listening behind the door.

"What the hell are you talking about, Abigail? Is this some kind of sick prank?! We are worried sick! Another dimension my ass!" Ranted Jade, his face red with anger.

"Shut up Jade!" It was the first time I'd ever yelled at him. "This isn't some sick joke! I'm fucking scared out of my mind! I lost my arm! I can't even stand without wanting to puke! You think I would do something like this!" The tears came faster now, I couldn't hold them back. "I'm in another freaking dimension! I don't know how to get back, and I'm trying not to freak out, and I don't know what to do. So just shut up! I can't believe this either, but it's all real! So just calm down and let me explain." They sat there shocked, and I decided to continue. "Look, you guys know how I liked that show so much that I started trying to do alchemy, right? And how I studied and looked up everything I could on it. Well, I figured it how to do it. Ok? And if you guys found that doll in my room, it's what I made for Sophia with alchemy. But apparently, alchemy is 'supposed' to be impossible in our world. So Truth appeared and told me I had to pay the price. He took my arm, and sent me to the other side of the gate. And it turns out that the stuff in that show is true, and now I'm in Winry's house covered in bandages. I'll explain what Truth and the gate are another time, ok? But right now I'm going to call my friends and let them now I'm alright."

"Hay Abby," Skylar said. "It's genna be ok, alright. You'll find a way home. So try looking on the bright side. You get to go on an adventure for a while. So don't give up, we'll all look up what we can to help, ok. So make it home safe." She said with a sad smile. And I gave a sad smile back before hanging up. If anyone was going to just believe it was true and go with it, it was gonna be Skylar. She's my weirdo step sister, but she's more sane than a lot of normal people.

Then I called My'keala. She answered right away, "Hello?"

"Hey, what's up?"

"... Abigail?"

"Yeah,"

"OHMYFUCKINGGODWHERETHE HELLHAVEYOUBEEN!" She yelled.

"Owwwww! I'm sorry, is everyone else there?"

"Yes, and we've been worried! You never showed up and then your parents called saying you were missing! You have a hell of a lot of explaining to do!"

"I know, I know! Get everyone gathered around the laptop so we can talk ok?"

"Alright, but we want answers!"

After I got out my laptop and turned on my webcam 6 eyes stared at me with a whole 'WTF?' expression. Then Katlyn spoke up. "Your boobs are freaking huge!"

I blushed saying, "Yeah I know, but could you not talk about that, they've got some people listening by the door."

"How do you know?" Said Claire.

"I don't know, I can just... sordove, you know... smell them."

"You serious?" Asked My'keala.

"Yeah, it's weird, I feel like a hound dog or something. I can hear um too. I am sooooooo freaking out."

Then she said, "Is your arm gone? And your hair, how long is it?"

"Ok, yes, my arm is gone and," I started pulling my hair onto the bed. It was probably 50ft long.

"Holy shit!" They all said at the same time.

Then Claire stated, "Dude, you look like Rupunzle after getting attacked by a dragon."

Then we all burst into giggle fits. After it subsided Katlyn asked, "So what happened, where are you?"

"Ameastris."

"No really, where are you?"

And in a dead serious tone I said again, "Ameastris." And they sat there open mouthed.

Then My'keala said, "How?"

"Ok, you all remember how I kept trying to do alchemy even though I failed like a freaking bajillion times, right?" They nodded. "Well I actually did it. And Truth said it's 'supposed' to be impossible and that I had to pay the price. He took my arm as payment and said if I can get back to my world he'll let me keep my ability to do alchemy in my world. He also said that he would leave reminders of our agreement, and I guess that's what the scratches are for. But I still don't understand why the hell my hairs longer and my boobs are so freaking large."

"Where in Ameastris are you?" Asked Claire.

"Resembull. In fact I'm in a guest room at Winry and Pinako's house."

"Wait a second," said My'keala, "Did you meet Ed and Al?"

"Yeah, there the ones eavesdropping."

"Tell them to come in here, NOW!" They said.

"Okay, okay. Ed! Al! My friends wanna see you!"

They opened the door and walked in the room, looked at the screen and waved. Then my friends started screaming like the fan girls they are.

"Oh my god! Real life Ed and Al are so cute!" They said in unison, squealing.

"It's no fair!" Said Claire, "How come Truth sent YOU to the other side! And how come you get to meet Ed and Al! It's no fair!"

"Yeah!" Said the other two.

I starting blushing and said, "H-Hey, I didn't ask to get stuck here and lose my arm! If you guys know a way to switch places I'd be happy to!"

"You lost your arm, but that means you can get awesome automail! After all, Winry is the best automail mechanic ever!" Said My'keala.

"I don't have any freaking money! How the hell do you expect me to pay for freaking automail! Hell, I don't even have a freaking place to live!"

"You can get a job." She replied.

"Yeah, but it's not the same as a real arm."

"So, you get to learn alchemy from the freaking masters!"

Ed and Al were just blushing. I turned to them and said, "Sorry, the show is really popular so there are lots of fan girls who wish you were real and that they could meet you. I mean you are real but they don't know that."

Then Katlyn said, "Hey! Your a fan girl too! In fact, your biggest FMA fan girl out of all of us! I'm surprised you haven't tackled them yet! You even cosplayed as Ed for our video!"

I was so red I put fire trucks to shame. "Hey! You guys told me to play as Ed! I didn't pick it! And Katlyn was Winry and Claire was Hawkeye and My'keala was Rose! So you should shut up!"

"No way! We have to embarrass you, after all your the one who gets to hang with them!" Said Clair. "Let's show him the video!"

"If you even try I will brake this computer and throw it out the window!"

"Okay, okay." She said bringing her hands up in the universal sign of *don't shoot!*

"Uh, hey Ed, where's the bathroom?"

"Down the hall to the left." I then carefully got up and walked to the bathroom, my hair trailing behind me.

After I left My'keala started talking. "Ed, Al?"

"What is it?"

"Take care of Abigail, ok? She won't say it but she's in lot of pain, she won't complain at all. Especially near you two, she probably feels like she has no room to complain because she knows what you guys went through. She won't ask for food or anything that she needs because she doesn't wanna feel rude, and so you guys need to make sure she's ok for us, alright?"

"Don't worry, we will." They said.

Then Ed asked, "What's cosplay?"

Claire answered with an evil smile. "It's when you dress up as an anime character and pretend to be them. You wanna see the video?"

He nodded. She played the video. It started with Abigail dressed as Ed, kicking open a door and slamming her hands on a desk yelling at someone who's supposed to be mustang, "What the hell, Colonel Bastard! I just got back from one mission and now your making me go on another!"

"Look FullMetal, I know you just got back but the Feor said to give you this mission, so pipe down."

"No way I ain't gonna pipe down you bastard!"

"Yes you are, shrimp."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL A SPECK OF DUST COULD CRUSH HIM!"

"What!" Said Ed. "That's nothing like me!"

"Yes, it's just like you brother!" Al said laughing even harder.

Then I walked back in and got red all over again. "Why does the universe hate me!" I said crashing onto the bed and wincing from the pain.

The video ended and I put the laptop back on my lap. "You guys are supposed to be my best friends!"

"Yeah, and best friends embarrass each other." Said Katlyn.

"That's not the freaking point, Kit-Kat! They don't know me and your making me look and feel like a complete stalker weirdo!"

"Well, you are a weirdo."

"I know, but that's not the point!"

"Okay, well, bye, we'll see- I mean, talk to you tomorrow."

"Bye." I then shut my laptop. "Hey, Ed, Al, what do my eyes look like?"

"What kind question is that?" Spoke a confused golden eyed hunk- I mean- boy.

"Well, I was looking in the mirror and my eyes looked different, but I thought maybe I was just imagining it, so, to make sure I'm asking you guys."

"Hmmm," Al said thinking. "They aren't like eyes I've ever seen before."

"Yeah," Ed leaned a little closer to look and I felt my face heat up. "They're kind of green around the center, then outlined in dark then light brown, and then it's blue and the edges around it all are sordove gold."

"Oh, I guess I was ju-wait what? Did you say gold? It was gray on the edges before."

"Well, they're not anymore."

"Man, can my life get ant weirder?"

"You could grow wings." Suggested Alphonse pointing at something.

"Huh?"

"Abigail, I think Truth turned you into a chimera."

I turned my head back as much as I could and, sure enough, they had some little freaking dragon fly wings sprouting from my back. How the fuck did I miss that. "I really need to stop asking questions like this."

"Hey, you know, I could pay for your automail." The elder Elric stated, startling me.

"That's ok, I'll try getting a job and save up until I can get it."

"It's very expensive."

"I know, but... I, I'll..."

He cut me off, "Look, I'll lend it to you. But you'll have to pay me back, okay?"

"Okay, thanks."

"Dinner's ready!" Yelled Winry.

Soooooo, like? Don't like? Either way review! And I know not to much went on right there, but, it was sordove about Abby getting embarrassed in front of her two heroes. I know, I'm evil. I'm horrible for doing it. But it was a fun chapter I had to write.