Here it is! What you have all been waiting for...The next instalment of the Marauders Chat Room! *Applause* This took longer then it needed too. First, I tried one where Sirius is bored. BORING. Then, I tried one with Lily in it. That one was better. THEN, I had a GREAT idea. Then, right when I got done writing it, my computer runs out of battaries. NO JOKE. And it was LONG too! here is that story, but it goes into a LITTLE more detail with how it happend.
Padfoot:
Prongs!
Prongs:
What is it now padfoot?
Wormtail:
Nothing good, im sure.
Padfoot:
Nobody asked you wormy.
Prongs:
He DOES have a point...
Padfoot:
Anyway, I was thinking. We haven't played a prank on dear old moony in a while, have we?
Prongs:
True. But last time, he passed out.
Wormtail:
Who's idea was it to make Remus a puppet again?
Padfoot:
YOURS.
Wormtail:
Oh. Right.
Padfoot:
ANYWAY, I have a perfect idea.
Prongs:
What?
Padfoot:
Get him in this chatroom, and just scream CHOCOLATE!
Wormtail:
Are you sure? That doesn't sound like a prank.
Padfoot:
Just do it.
Prongs:
Fine. I will get him.I think he's on the astronomy tower.
Padfoot:
You do that. I will wait.
Moony:
What? James said you have something important to tell me.
Padfoot:
CHOCOLATE ;-D
Moony:
WHERE?
Prongs:
WAHHHH! MOONY ALMOST JUMPED OFF THE TOWER!
Padfoot:
Ha! Told you this would work wormtail!
Prongs:
Yeah, but in the process, you sent a chocoholic werewolf on the entire school!
Padfoot:
...Merlin
Prongs:
Yeah. Oh no. He just ran down the stairs.
Padfoot:
Don't worrie prongs. I'll help get him.
Wormtail:
You do that. I will just sit here. And eat my chocolate.
Moony:
CHOCOLATE?
Prongs:
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT WORMY!
Wormtail:
;jhfaiskdafadcrazy!
Wormtail:
HE JUST TOOK MY CHOCOLATE AND RAN OFF!
Moony:
*nom nom nom nom*
Padfoot:
Uhhhh...you ok moons?
Moony:
MY CHOCOLATE! MINE! MY...MY PRECCCCCCIIIIIOUUUSSSSS...
Padfoot:
I will put you down as 'Undecided'
Prongs:
Maybe I should get Lily...
Padfoot:
NO! I HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL! I JUST CORNERED HIM! REMUS! DROP THE CHOCOLATE! DROP IT!
Padfoot:
He just ran off again!
Flower:
Yeah. You TOTOALLY have this under control,
Prongs:
Sorry padfoot, But this has gotten out of hand.
Flower:
Ya think? But don't worrie, I have an emergency list for these sort of things... *gets list*
Padfoot:
I still think a loony lupin is better then HER helping...
Flower:
HEY!
Prongs:
Hang on, I found remus! REMUS! GET BACK HERE! REMU...OH MERLIN!
Wormtail:
Im back, and WHAT!
Prongs:
Mcgonagle.
Padfoot:
MERLIN!
Wormtail:
What? Whats so bad about McGonagle?
Flower:
She has a secret stache of candy under her hat.
Wormtail:
...merlin.
Prongs:
Its ok! I distracted him, and McGonagle left! Ok lily, read the list!
Flower:
Step 1:
Put Moony in an empty classroom.
Padfoot:
I will take care of that.
Prongs:
Ok. Go to the old Defense Againts the Dark Arts classroom.
Padfoot:
Got it. I will meet you there prongs. Bring some chocolate.
Wormtail:
You got him?
Prongs:
YES! Ok, next!
Flower:
Step 2:
Take all chocolate out of said classroom.
Padfoot:
Ehhhh...
Flower:
What?
Prongs:
We...kinda threw the chocolate in there to use as bait, and its still in there. I can hear him eating it.
Flower:
Wait...its the OLD DADA classroom, right?
Prongs:
yeah, why?
Flower:
Merlin. It is said that there is a HUGE chocolate storage hidden in there. And with Moonys senses, he could be able to find it.
Padfoot:
I think he just did.
Flower:
How?
Padfoot:
He screamed "CHOCOLATE!" and then I heard a HUGE door open.
Flower:
Yeah, those are good clues.
Prongs:
WHAT DO WE DO?
Flower:
GET HIM OUT!
Padfoot:
ROGER!
Prongs:
Ok, the dog is in the house. I repeat, the dog is in the house.
Flower:
WHAT?
Prongs:
Padfoots in the classroom.
Wormtail:
Why didn't you say so?
Prongs:
Ok... Pads is destracting him...he just threw the chocolate out of the classroom...and...
Prongs:
LOCKED!
Flower:
Yes! Ok, back to step one. Get him in a classroom.
Padfoot:
Ok. How about the broom shed?
Flower:
Perfect!
Prongs:
Ok! Hes in!
Wormtail:
YAY!
Flower:
Ok, skip step 2,
Flower:
Step 3:
Lock the door.
Padfoot:
Ok...
Flower:
Step 4:
Wait.
Wormtail:
What?
Flower:
Wait,
Wormtail:
For what?
Padfoot:
For remus to get over his chocolate obsession.
Wormtail:
That could be a while.
12 hours later
Flower:
Has he stopped screaming yet?
Prongs:
Nope. Still screaming "CHOCOLATE"
Padfoot:
Good thing its the weekend.
Padfoot:
ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!
Flower:
NO! STOP STOP STOP!
Padfoot:
What?
Flower:
I HATE that song.
Padfoot:
*pouts*
Prongs:
Hang on...its gone quiet.
Padfoot:
Hang on, I will peek in.
Padfoot:
Hes asleep!
Flower:
Yay! Now, bring him up to the common room.
Padfoot:
Ug. Hes heavy!
Prongs;
Actually, he is. Thats kinda wierd...
Flower:
Whatever. Just bring him up there!
Prongs:
Got it. BTW, where are you?
Flower:
Library,
Prongs:
Of course...you spend so much time in there, you could give poor old moony a run for his money.
Padfoot:
Ok, he is in his bed. Now what?
Flower:
Just let him sleep.
Padfoot:
Got it.
Padfoot:
So...that prank went rather well!
Prongs:
:-(
Flower:
x-O
I know, I know. Kinda wierd. The other story was better, but, like I said, it got deleated. Also, I might write a jurnal type thing about Sirius' time in Azcaban. Im worried it will be too boring , please review! If I get enough review and favorites, I will write more!
