Here it is! What you have all been waiting for...The next instalment of the Marauders Chat Room! *Applause* This took longer then it needed too. First, I tried one where Sirius is bored. BORING. Then, I tried one with Lily in it. That one was better. THEN, I had a GREAT idea. Then, right when I got done writing it, my computer runs out of battaries. NO JOKE. And it was LONG too! here is that story, but it goes into a LITTLE more detail with how it happend.

Padfoot:

Prongs!

Prongs:

What is it now padfoot?

Wormtail:

Nothing good, im sure.

Padfoot:

Nobody asked you wormy.

Prongs:

He DOES have a point...

Padfoot:

Anyway, I was thinking. We haven't played a prank on dear old moony in a while, have we?

Prongs:

True. But last time, he passed out.

Wormtail:

Who's idea was it to make Remus a puppet again?

Padfoot:

YOURS.

Wormtail:

Oh. Right.

Padfoot:

ANYWAY, I have a perfect idea.

Prongs:

What?

Padfoot:

Get him in this chatroom, and just scream CHOCOLATE!

Wormtail:

Are you sure? That doesn't sound like a prank.

Padfoot:

Just do it.

Prongs:

Fine. I will get him.I think he's on the astronomy tower.

Padfoot:

You do that. I will wait.

Moony:

What? James said you have something important to tell me.

Padfoot:

CHOCOLATE ;-D

Moony:

WHERE?

Prongs:

WAHHHH! MOONY ALMOST JUMPED OFF THE TOWER!

Padfoot:

Ha! Told you this would work wormtail!

Prongs:

Yeah, but in the process, you sent a chocoholic werewolf on the entire school!

Padfoot:

...Merlin

Prongs:

Yeah. Oh no. He just ran down the stairs.

Padfoot:

Don't worrie prongs. I'll help get him.

Wormtail:

You do that. I will just sit here. And eat my chocolate.

Moony:

CHOCOLATE?

Prongs:

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT WORMY!

Wormtail:

;jhfaiskdafadcrazy!

Wormtail:

HE JUST TOOK MY CHOCOLATE AND RAN OFF!

Moony:

*nom nom nom nom*

Padfoot:

Uhhhh...you ok moons?

Moony:

MY CHOCOLATE! MINE! MY...MY PRECCCCCCIIIIIOUUUSSSSS...

Padfoot:

I will put you down as 'Undecided'

Prongs:

Maybe I should get Lily...

Padfoot:

NO! I HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL! I JUST CORNERED HIM! REMUS! DROP THE CHOCOLATE! DROP IT!

Padfoot:

He just ran off again!

Flower:

Yeah. You TOTOALLY have this under control,

Prongs:

Sorry padfoot, But this has gotten out of hand.

Flower:

Ya think? But don't worrie, I have an emergency list for these sort of things... *gets list*

Padfoot:

I still think a loony lupin is better then HER helping...

Flower:

HEY!

Prongs:

Hang on, I found remus! REMUS! GET BACK HERE! REMU...OH MERLIN!

Wormtail:

Im back, and WHAT!

Prongs:

Mcgonagle.

Padfoot:

MERLIN!

Wormtail:

What? Whats so bad about McGonagle?

Flower:

She has a secret stache of candy under her hat.

Wormtail:

...merlin.

Prongs:

Its ok! I distracted him, and McGonagle left! Ok lily, read the list!

Flower:

Step 1:

Put Moony in an empty classroom.

Padfoot:

I will take care of that.

Prongs:

Ok. Go to the old Defense Againts the Dark Arts classroom.

Padfoot:

Got it. I will meet you there prongs. Bring some chocolate.

Wormtail:

You got him?

Prongs:

YES! Ok, next!

Flower:

Step 2:

Take all chocolate out of said classroom.

Padfoot:

Ehhhh...

Flower:

What?

Prongs:

We...kinda threw the chocolate in there to use as bait, and its still in there. I can hear him eating it.

Flower:

Wait...its the OLD DADA classroom, right?

Prongs:

yeah, why?

Flower:

Merlin. It is said that there is a HUGE chocolate storage hidden in there. And with Moonys senses, he could be able to find it.

Padfoot:

I think he just did.

Flower:

How?

Padfoot:

He screamed "CHOCOLATE!" and then I heard a HUGE door open.

Flower:

Yeah, those are good clues.

Prongs:

WHAT DO WE DO?

Flower:

GET HIM OUT!

Padfoot:

ROGER!

Prongs:

Ok, the dog is in the house. I repeat, the dog is in the house.

Flower:

WHAT?

Prongs:

Padfoots in the classroom.

Wormtail:

Why didn't you say so?

Prongs:

Ok... Pads is destracting him...he just threw the chocolate out of the classroom...and...

Prongs:

LOCKED!

Flower:

Yes! Ok, back to step one. Get him in a classroom.

Padfoot:

Ok. How about the broom shed?

Flower:

Perfect!

Prongs:

Ok! Hes in!

Wormtail:

YAY!

Flower:

Ok, skip step 2,

Flower:

Step 3:

Lock the door.

Padfoot:

Ok...

Flower:

Step 4:

Wait.

Wormtail:

What?

Flower:

Wait,

Wormtail:

For what?

Padfoot:

For remus to get over his chocolate obsession.

Wormtail:

That could be a while.

12 hours later

Flower:

Has he stopped screaming yet?

Prongs:

Nope. Still screaming "CHOCOLATE"

Padfoot:

Good thing its the weekend.

Padfoot:

ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!

Flower:

NO! STOP STOP STOP!

Padfoot:

What?

Flower:

I HATE that song.

Padfoot:

*pouts*

Prongs:

Hang on...its gone quiet.

Padfoot:

Hang on, I will peek in.

Padfoot:

Hes asleep!

Flower:

Yay! Now, bring him up to the common room.

Padfoot:

Ug. Hes heavy!

Prongs;

Actually, he is. Thats kinda wierd...

Flower:

Whatever. Just bring him up there!

Prongs:

Got it. BTW, where are you?

Flower:

Library,

Prongs:

Of course...you spend so much time in there, you could give poor old moony a run for his money.

Padfoot:

Ok, he is in his bed. Now what?

Flower:

Just let him sleep.

Padfoot:

Got it.

Padfoot:

So...that prank went rather well!

Prongs:

:-(

Flower:

x-O

I know, I know. Kinda wierd. The other story was better, but, like I said, it got deleated. Also, I might write a jurnal type thing about Sirius' time in Azcaban. Im worried it will be too boring , please review! If I get enough review and favorites, I will write more!