Sorry Jombra if I forgot to joke about Waka's sword but I did a bit here.
I also apologise if these aren't actually funny but I tried.
Amaterasu's the next victim! MWAHAHA!!!
Things You Would Never Hear Amaterasu Say

It's not so bad being a wolf because then I can bitch around all I want and have a reason to.

This divine instrument is heavy on my back

You can Pillow Talk with me Waka

I'm warning you! Another bad word coming from your mouth and I'll paint glasses on you and give you a moustache!

Orochi just wanted me to look bad by getting killed by a useless warrior instead of a wolf goddess. I would've won if he didn't cheat for me and not for Susano!

Issun is ruining my romantic moment with Waka

100 Years ago people tried to kill me now people just ignore me!? That's what gods get!?

I never want to become microscopic again! Issun knows how to put up with it but not me!

Is Kaguya really Waka's sister? If so invite her to my wedding.

I'm glad Himiko is dead. Now nothing will come between me and Waka…except Issun of course.

Has anybody got any killer bug spray?

Oki how many times must I tell you!? I'm going out with Waka but Samickle was looking for a playmate.

Tattoos? Oh the red markings. I got it done by the gods. Here's their number: 0000 000 001. Yeah it's the first phone number made how did you know?

Yami had balls of fun and I hope I do too!

Rao didn't fool me! I just… wanted Issun to be distracted by her melons.


Who's next? Probably Issun but who knows? Not even me.
Sorry if they aren't funny!
Review please on your way out.