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"Mercer!! Where is my tea?" Cutler beckett sat at his desk waiting for his tea and biscuits to come.
"I'm sorry sir but we are all out of tea bags. I know you wouldn't want to wait, so I brought you...um..this, instead..." Cutler peered at the triangular shape on the plate, The grease seeping out of the pizza and off the sides of the plate in little dropletts. "what is...it?" "the chef said it was something called Pete sa" "pete sa, you say?" "yes, sir." "oh." Mercer set the pizza down on lord Beckett's desk, and took a few steps back, waiting for his master to taste the new delicacy. He picked up the squishy orange white and red mess with a look of disgust on his face. He pulled it closer to his face, opening his mouth in a little O shape, and took a small niblet off the tip. "my word, this is excuisit!!!I NEED more!" "yes sir!" Mercer replied, running to get more. He was happy that he did something right, and that he wasn't going to get punished for not bringing tea.
Mercer was walking back to Beckett's office when someone opened a door next to him and pulled him in.
"Give me the pete sa" The voice said in a mysterious tone. "Why ever would I do that?" "Because I have something of more...value" The figure pulled something out of their coat. It was some Big 8 grape cola.Of course, Mercer didn't know what it was. "Take this to Lord Cutler Beckett, tell him it goes with the pete sa, and that the new pete sa is cooking." "What is it?" "Its..well...its called...POP"The voice didn't pronounce the word pop loud enough, and mercer heard wrong."its...poop, you say?" "NO its POP" "poop" "pop"
"So... your poop... for my pete sa???" "POP!!" "pop?" "indeed" Mercer and the mysterious figure shook hands and exchanged items. "What if I need more pop?" "If you get a thing called comp you ter from a certain pirate, you can order more on the line" "huh?" "ill explain later" The firgure pushes Mercer out the door."I wonder who that was..."
"here is a refreshment sir, the pete sa is on its way" Beckett began to sip his cola. "That is the most un-delecious thing I have ever tasted, and I once tasted dirt." "Dirt?" Mercer couldn't help his curiosity.
"Another story, but I don't have the time." "Oh" "Hurry! Get my pete sa! Oh, and some more of this...but a different flavour...would be...nice..." Mercer left the room, in search of some new pop and pete sa, when he bumped into Norrington. "Yo watchit where u walkin' homebro, I don't bend dat way. U trippin?"
Mercer oculd only stand there and... look at him. "Fo sheezy! That pizza was of da hook homeslice!"
Norrington just relized that he revealed his identity as the one who took the pete sa.Lets hope he doesn't notice! "You! Your the one that gave me the poop! You stole my masters pete sa!!" "No, I am not the one who stole it. I bargained for it..." "Oh, its on" "Bring it!"
Norrington and Mercer were having a cheerleading competition right there in the hallway.
"GO GO GO GO GO GO GO AWWWWWWWW GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOOO PETE SAAAAAA" Mercer did a flip. "My can of pop brings the boss to the yard, and hes like, you wanna play cards? Yeah right, I wanna play cards, ill play this, but not my queen of hearts." Norrington did 2 flips and landed infront of Mercer. "BAM!" Beckett walked out in the hall. "What is going on out here?" "uhhh...nothing sir..."Mercer tried to cover it up that he lost the competition. "oh, nothing...I just beat your homee in a cheerleader contest...is all..." "ah...I see.." "indeed" "Bring me 25 pete sa's or your going to be hung!" Beckett wanted his pizza now, and he wasn't going to wait.
So for the rest of the week, Mercer and Norrington had to take turns serving Beckett his pizza and dirt flavored 'grape' pop.
Beckett had gotten sooo fat from all the pizza. He now looked like the pig he really is. And they all lived happily ever after...except Norrington didn't explain the comp you ter to Mercer yet. "maybe I shouldn't...Maybe I should be the one to get more pop for Lord Cutler so I can become of a higher status..." Norrington was talking to himself. His plan began to form..."HA HA HA HA..." He laughed an evil laugh.
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