Thus far for pairings: Yuugi/Yami, Anzu/Mai, Jou/Honda, Seto/Otogi, Ryo/Malik (light), Bakura/Marik (dark), Mokuba/?.
Some pairings you'll probably see more than others.
Male Pregnancy! Yaoi! Enjoy!
Yami held the phone between his ear and his shoulder. He was in the process of trying to get a hold of Mai while cleaning up the mess they had made earlier. "How in Rah's name did we manage to smear peanut butter the length of the table?"
"Well hello to you too," Mai laughed. "I take it you enjoyed our little gift. But you know that you are suppose to eat it, not play with it," she teased. "I'm sure that you did not call to discuss the uses of peanut butter though so how can I help you?"
"Hello Mai, sorry about that," Yami groaned. "From the state of our kitchen we probably enjoyed it too much," he chuckled. "I agree, enough about our peanut butter. I called because you left something else in the bag."
"You are too funny!" Mai inhaled deeply in an attempt to catch her breath from having laughed so hard. Her sides were starting to ache; she really did not think that should could take another round of laugher. "They were meant for the both you."
Yami was not laughing as hard as Mai; he blamed the fact of him being in the process of cleaning up the mess. "You do realize we are both guys," he said matter-of-factly.
"Let's see," Mai said as she twirled her fingers in her hair, not that Yami could see this. "Does it make a difference? I mean, come on, you cannot tell me it is normal to eat pickles and peanut butter together like your life is depending on it. I would go as far as to say that you are moody and gaining weight. Nevertheless, you know I am not a doctor. I am just saying."
"You are seriously over analyzing things," Yami said as he glanced over at Yuugi who was currently in the process of running about the kitchen in nothing but a towel. He was humming as he put together dinner for them. Okay, so maybe they had gained an extra pound or two. He frowned for a moment.
"Whatever Yami," Mai teased. "One or both of you is pregnant. I'll bet you my lucky panties I'm right." She knew that she was dead on, just not how right she was.
"What in Rah's name would I do with your panties? Lucky or not!" Yami cringed when Yuugi dropped the pot of water on the floor. Yuugi had dropped it out of shock of hearing that Mai was going to give Yami her underwear. If loosing meant owning a pair of Mai's panties, he seriously wanted to be on the wining end. "Just keep your panties and try not to twist them too much. I've got to go help clean up another mess," his voice held frustration as he ended the call. He really did not want to hear anything else the woman had to say right now.
Yuugi had given up the towel that had hung loosely around his waist to use it to clean up the water. "So what did she have to say about leaving those things in the bag?" After hearing only bits of the conversation between Yami and Mai he was not sure he really wanted to know, but curiosity got the better of him.
"She seems to think that either you or I is pregnant. She was willing to bet her panties on it," Yami sighed as he grabbed the roll of paper towels. He was doing his best to help clean up the mess. He would have to figure out a way later to soothe his frazzled lover.
"That's just fucked up. And, what is even more fucked up is that she won't stop till we humor her," Yuugi growled as he stood up on shaky legs to toss the soaked towel into the sink. "Fuck dinner. Let's just call for a pizza or something." He felt light in the head as his stomach started to knot up.
"Yuugi you're looking a little green. Are you feeling okay?" Yami said as he tossed the wet paper towels into the garbage can. "This isn't a big deal. Nothing to get sick over," he cooed as he rubbed his lover's back. "Like you said we just humor her."
"So do you want to humor her now or after pizza? Because either way I'm going to throw up," Yuugi's nerves could not take anything else today. First Mai played doctor, then Mai had bet her panties, and now there was a huge pink elephant was sitting in the room that Mai had caused.
"If that is the case I say just go ahead and get it over with. At least after you're done praying to the Porcelain God you'll have comfort food," Yami was trying to make light of matters. He cracked a small smile as he handed his light one of the boxes.
"These aren't even for guys!" Yuugi groaned as he looked at the box. Unlike Yami he could not smile, he did not have a reason to. This was probably one of the top ten most humiliating moments in his life.
"It isn't like they make them for guys and put them on the shelf for you to buy as an everyday item." Yami had said it to himself because Yuugi had already left the kitchen. He however was unaware of this because was currently flipping the box about, reading every inch of it whether it was useful or not.
"You're turn." Yuugi sat his down on the kitchen table face down. "It isn't that hard Yami that you have to study the box like you are preparing for an exam." He grinned. It was actually entertaining to watch Yami when he was so into something that he did not realize anything else existed.
Yami's cheeks turned pink, had he really been staring/'reading' the box the entire time. He had not even realized that his lover had gone and come back. "I guess it is my turn next," he sighed. This was one of the last things he ever thought he would be doing.
The damn thing sitting on the kitchen table had been taunting Yuugi the entire four minutes his dark had been in the bathroom. "You didn't look right?" He questioned the moment he saw Yami come into the kitchen.
"Didn't look," Yami said simply as he handed his to Yuugi. He kissed Yuugi gently on the lips and smiled before he picked up his lover's test from the kitchen counter. "You know I hope Mai is wrong. The last thing I want to own is her panties."
That little joke actually got them both to laughing. "No kidding," Yuugi said in between breaths. He had really needed that laugh. "Owning Mai's panties would be a little hard to explain to the rest of our friends."
"Count of three-" They chimed together as if it was suddenly a game of rock paper scissors. It only took another second for them to flip the tests over and see the results. "It's positive," they said in unison. Another second passed before their eyes went large and they both collapsed on the floor out of shock.
They were officially going to be parents! And, owners of Mai's lucky panties...
