A/N: hey all, I'm-a back with chapter 2! hopefully this will have less
grammar mistakes than the last one...

Disclaimer: I dont own Kid Icarus, Nintendo does. If I did, plans for
a new sequel would be out by now.

Chapter 2: A trip to Best Buy

"TADA! this is my new invention, Pitto-er, I mean, Dark Pit!"

"It looks like a mini-van"

"Thats 'cause it is"

"Then whats so 'new' about it?"

"Instead of running on regular fuel, it runs on 3DS games!"

"Whoa... how did you make it, Pit-stain?"

"I've got a name, y'know! Well for your information, Palutena helped
make it. She would place her hand on my forehead why I would think
about what I wanted it to look like. Then, with a snap of her fingers,
she made it appear. Its funny, the first time we tried it, I was
thinking about evil purple ponies, and Palutena made them appear, then
they attacked us!"

"How'd you fight them off?"

"Well, they proved to be too powerful, with their weed wackers and
all, so I fake-cried until they felt bad and put their weapons down,
then Palutena gave me a paper towel dispenser, and I managed to kill
them with that."

"Ah..."

Suddenly, a knock was heard at the door. The angel-twins turned to see
who it was.

"Um, who is it?" Pit asked.

No answer,

" Whoo iiiissss iiiiiiiittt? "

No answer.

"WHO IZZIT?!"

Still no answer.

Pit and Dark Pit then decided that they should stop being jerks and
open the door like a gentlemen would do.

Of course, they did the exact opposite and sat down, not caring anymore.

Suddenly the door burst open and, just as they expected, Wario flew in
on a floating broom, wearing those hats that witches wear.

"EEH HEE HEE HEE!" he said as he flew by.

The angels were speechless. They just sat there, and sat there, and set there.

-5 years later-

"Okaaay..." Dark Pit said, as he began to shave the white beard that
had grown on him off. "Was there anything else about this mini van you
wanted to show me?"

"Oh, yeah there was. It can-
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW WWWW!" Pit screamed as he
yanked his beard off, along with some skin. After applying band-aids,
Pit resumed speaking. "It can change its appearance depending on what
game you put in it. Observe" Pit then placed a copy of Ocarina of Time
3D in the little card slot within the car. Suddenly, it morphed into
what appeared to be a metallic Epona, with wheels instead of feet.

"Sweet mother of Palutena, thats awesome!" Dark Pit shouted. "Lets
take it for a spin!"

"EEH HEE HEE HEE!" Wario laughed, as he flew by again, a stupid grin
plastered onto his face, as he ripped the Ocarina of Time 3D cartridge
out. With another cackle, he flew off into the sunset.

"NOOOOO!" Pit shrieked, as he soiled himself. "Now we have to go to
Best Buy and get a new 3DS game!" Pit cried like a baby.

"For goodness sake, Pit. Change your tunic!" Palutena said, as she
entered the room, pinching her nose. "And when your done with that, I
can simply activate your POF so you and Dark Pit can go to Best Buy."

Dark Pit sighed. Now he had to go to Best Buy, with an annoying angel
to accompanie him! Why? Why did it have to be him?

"AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH! WHY MUST THE AUTHOR MAKE ME SUFFER SO
MUCH?!" Dark Pit shouted.

An explosion sounded.

"aaaaarrrggnnnn... there went the 4th wall... AGAIN." Dark Pit then
began the art of slamming his head into the wall.

"Dont worry" Palutena said with a smile. "I created 5th-10th walls in
case of emergency's. You should be fine."

Pit then appeared, in a clean tunic.

"Umm..." he began with a red face. "I... changed my tunic... sorry
about that..."

Dark Pit rolled his eyes. "Can we just leave already?"

-One POF (Power Of Flight) later-

The angels landed safely in the parking lot for Best Buy. After
glancing around, they began walking to the entrance. Suddenly, a
flying object appeared in the sky.

"Lookit!" Pit said, tugging on Dark Pit's shoulder. "What?" he asked,
obviously annoyed.

"Its a bird! Its a plane! IT'S..."

SPLAT!

"Ugh, its a bird." Dark Pit said, as he began cleaning the bird
droppings off his shoulder.

After another hour of scrubbing, the duo made it inside. Unknown to
them, they were being watched closely. VERY closely.

"Master," Wario said on his iPhone 4S, "The angels just entered the building."

"Good, all is going according to plan..." a strange voice replied.

MIDSTAGE PROGRESS.

INTENSITY: how intens can it get in Best Buy?

SCORE: 0 (they lost all their points when the bird nailed Dark Pit)

WEAPONS: their genuine Swiss army knives, duh.

"Hmm... which game should we get?" Dark Pit asked.

"Well, this one would have a zombie theme to it" Pit said as he picked
up a copy of Resident Evil: Revelations. "But, THIS game would make
the mini-van go much faster." he continued, grabbing a copy of Sonic
Generations.

"Hm... how about this one?" Dark Pit asked, as he picked up Mario Party DS.

Pit's eyes widened. "No, no, no! Thats a DS game! Its 3DS games we are
looking for! THREE... DEE... ESS! GET IT RIGHT!" Pit shouted as he
grabbed the poor game, and chucked it at the floor. Somehow, against
all rules of science, the game exploded upon contact with the floor,
blowing a clean hole through it.

"For the love of chaos emeralds, Pit! What the hec?!" Dark Pit yelled
as he grabbed Pit's tunic, preparing to punch him. "YOU CANT JUST
CHUCK RANDOM GAMES AT THE FLOOR, YOU FUDDRUCKIN' SON OF A WITCH!"

"Gentlemen," the store manager said, as he approached the two angels.
"Must we escort you out of the store?"

"No..." they sheepishly replied.

"Good, try to respect the other people in the building." The manager
said as he left. When he turned his back to the angels, his appearance
quickly changed. His eyes went from blue to blood red, as his black
hair developed a read tint to it. He pulled out an iPhone 4S. "They
are getting out of hand, we will strike in the next chapter."

BOOM!

"Idiot" the voice on the other line growled. "You just shattered the
5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th emergency walls Palutena created!"

"Ut oh..." The "Manager" said, panic in his voice.

It wasnt long before an army of SEFF's flooded into Best Buy.

"OH, NO!" Dark Pit said. "The SEFF's found us! Hurry, Pit! Grab a 3DS game!"

Pit grabbed a copy of Shinobi, when Palutena suddenly teleported their
mini-van in front of them. "Hurry, you can use it to drive out of
there!" Palutena said.

The angels didnt hesitate to jump in the vehicle. Pit inserted Shinobi
into the card slot. The mini-van then transformed into a black stealth
car, driven by Jiro Musashi himself.

"Where to?" Jiro asked.

"ANYWHERE OTHER THAN THIS PLACE!" Pit screamed. Jiro then drove the
car out and safely into the parking lot. However, he crashed into a
STOP sign, and the car spontaniously combusted upon impact. Having
miraculously survived, Pit, Dark Pit, and Jiro crawled out from the
wreckage.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pit shouted, "ALL THE HARD WORK.. FOR THIS TO
HAPPEN?!" Pit then began to sob, like what Lucas does when he loses
a brawl.

"Pit," Dark Pit said. "First, it wasnt that hard to make this crappy
car, and second, stop crying like an idiot."

Alas, Pit didnt stop.

"Pit, suck it up. Its not that bad." Dark Pit continued, a hint of
pity in his voice.

Pit puked all over the ground.

"OH MY DYNTOS, PIT! SERIOUSLY? OKAY, THAT IS PATHETIC, STUPID, AND
DISGUSTING!" Dark Pit shouted, forcing Pit onto his feet, and
shaking him until he stopped acting like a moron.

It was then that Jiro spoke.

"I was going to leave you angels here, but now your really begining to
pie me off... I'm am forced to kill you." Jiro then ripped off his
mask, revealing him to be...

"...Pikachu?" Pit asked. "um... How'd you get so tall?"

"I'll answer your pathetic questions.. when your both dead.
PIKAAAAAAA..." Pikachu began to prepare a massive lazer beam. The
angels closed their eyes, expecting the worst.

It never came.

The angels opened their eyes to see Pikachu with a broom stabbed
through his chest.

Standing over Pikachu was Wario, still in his witch costume.

"Wario!" Dark Pit began. "You... you killed Pikachu, but you save us!
Thank you!"

"Wrong..." Wario said, pulling out another broom. "I came here to kill you."

A/N: whew! now thats done! Yes, Anubis, I am insane! Otherwise, I
wouldnt be coming up with all these random ideas! Anyway, I hope
everyone liked this chapter, and be sure to say your much appriciated
input!
Also, I'm begining another fic, a suspense filled murder mystery! So
be on the lookout for that soon!