Harry was walking down the hallways of Hogwarts when he came across a button labeled "For the sake of pineapples, do not press the freaking button". Harry smiled.
"How could i resist?" he asked himself, and he pressed the evil button.
Instantly, a wave of insanity engulfed the universe and created a reality where toast equaled 76 and the laws of pyshics where nothing more than a small pile of ostrich barf.
"Oh bugger" swore Harry.
