Harry was walking down the hallways of Hogwarts when he came across a button labeled "For the sake of pineapples, do not press the freaking button". Harry smiled.

"How could i resist?" he asked himself, and he pressed the evil button.

Instantly, a wave of insanity engulfed the universe and created a reality where toast equaled 76 and the laws of pyshics where nothing more than a small pile of ostrich barf.

"Oh bugger" swore Harry.