Hi Guys! Sorry it took so long. I got writers block. I lost inspiration. And I was lazy. Special thanks to my dear friend COU0003, who helped a lot with this chapter. Go read her fics!


"Deidara-senpaiiii!" Tobi sang, raising the little baby over his head. Deidara sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"What is it?" Deidara asked. Tobi annoys him. He can't leave the artist alone. "Guess what I found!"

Deidara shrugged. "A brain?"

"No, senpai, a baby!"

"Should I care?" Deidara replied in a bored tone.

"But it's a kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii baby!"

"Can I blow it up?"

"NO!"

"Then I don't care." And with that, the male blonde walked away, wondering what village he would blow up next.

*SPACE*

"Hidan-saaaaaaan!"

Hidan, was on the ground in the middle of one of his rituals. "WHAT IS IT YOU UNRELIGIOUS FUCKER? CANT YOU SEE THAT I'M BUSY HERE?"

Tobi eeped, ducked the spike thrown at him, and ran away, holding Naruto protectively to his chest.

*SPACE*

"Hey Konan!" Tobi yelled, running towards the blue-haired member. Konan stopped making origami and looked up.

"What is it?" she asked. She was currently making an origami of the nine-tails.

"I found a baby!" Tobi chanted, holding out baby Naruto. Konan smiled sweetly at Naruto. "Awwwww! He's so kawaii!"

Konan held Naruto against her breasts. Tobi wished that he was in Naruto's body.

Suddenly, Naruto grabbed the Kyuubi origami and ate it.

Konan stopped smiling. "…OH MY GOD! I POISONED HIM! I POISONED MY BABY! NOOOOOOOO!"

Tobi lifted up his finger. "It's my baby!"

Konan and Tobi started crying. Naruto was in the background, merely eating all the origami one by one.

*SPACE*

Once the two had stopped crying, and Tobi had escaped with Naruto, Naruto decided that it was his turn to cry. He had a right to cry dammit, and cry he would.

Tobi was stumped. How do you deal with this? He smelt Naruto. It appeared that Naruto had had an accident.

Tobi ran towards the nearest bathroom. He opened the door, shoved Orochimaru out, and got to business.

Smelly, horrible, business.


AN

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