8;00 pm

Trunks and Goten were drunk. How many beers they had were a mystery and they couldn't even fly straight. So the drove home. Not the smartest thing they ever done.

" Tr-Trunks, tree."

" Shudup. I'm, I'm smartest."

" What?"

" I gotta puke."

" So puke."

" You puke. don't tella me what to do. You prick"

They drove in the drive way and walked in the house drunkenly. Marron was sleeping over and she had to stifle a laugh when the two boys walked in. Trunks was wearing a pink bunny suit and Goten had bright colors all over his face. On his forehead, it said, douche.

" What the hell happened to you guys?" She asked with a giggle.

" Hey, hey! it's the Easter bunny!" Trunks said waving a beer can around.

" How long have you been drinking?" Marron asked.

" Not, not since we got out of the car." Trunks responded.

" I think we smoked crack. I think we liked it." Goten said.

" You guys are wasted."

" Shudup." Goten said as Trunks said, " And your sexy."

Marron rolled her eyes. It wasn't the first time they came back wasted. This was about the fifth time. Pan and Bra came from outside and looked at the scene in front of them and laughed.

" What happened? You guys lose a bet?" Bra said between laughs.

Trunks smirked at them. " Aw, Bra's pissy cause she cant drink."

" Not on your life."

" I hear jealousy. don't envy me cause you want to be me." He said. " I'll screw you if you promise not to tell."

Bra's laughter died. Her brother was REALLY wasted. Pan on the other hand kept laughing. Goten smirked at his niece. He walked up to her and got extremely close to her face.

Pan backed up as Goten smirked even wider. " Panny's so cute. Sad part is, she's still hasn't gone to thrid base."

Pan blushed. " That's not funny."

" Were sorry. We just wanted Marron to be president of the world." Trunks said sadly.

" Yeah." Goten agreed. He rested his head on Trunks's shoulder and said, " Take your clothes off."

Trunks looked at him and slapped him upside the head. He giggle as Goten held his head. " I'm not interested you. I want your brother." He said as Goten did a drunk cry.

The girls started laughing so hard that they couldn't breath. Marron was able to calm down enough to talk to the drunk men. " Why don't you guys lay down? We'll do eggs when you wake up."

" Okay. Were gonna lay down and then were gonna fuck." Trunks said falling slightly.

" I'm top cause I think you're a virgin." Goten said.

" Whaever. I was talking about doing the girls but screw it." Trunks said walking to the couch and falling asleep.

Gotten frowned. " Don't sleep without me bitch." He walked over and cuddled with Trunks.

Pan and Bra were taking pictures as Marron was tapping. They acted as if the went out when they got drunk. They were too funny.

The next morning.

Trunks woke up face to face with Goten. He'd stayed still for a few moments before he pushed Goten off the couch. Gotten yelped as he hit the ground. He stood up shakily before holding his aching head.

" I have such a hangover." Goten whined.

Trunks tried to stand up but fell back into the couch. He blinked multiples time's to regain his vision. " For the future, remind me not to stand up after being drunk." Trunks said massaging his temples.

Marron walked in and sighed in relief. " I thought you guys were dead." She said. She walked over to Trunks and helped him up. Trunks leaned on her for support.

Goten then remembered something. " We have to do the eggs." He said causing Trunks to look at him with surprise.

" Didn't we do those last night?" He asked scratching his head in thought.

Marron shook her head. " You guys were really wasted. We'll do them today and eat them for lunch." She said. Marron then smiled evilly. " Just to let you guy's know, we got your drunk moment on tape."

" Eh? We'll get those later." Trunks said simply.

" Yeah. Lets just make make some eggs!" Goten said enthusiastically.

Marron smiled at the sight. These two will never grow up. Trunks agreed until he noticed what he was wearing. The hood of the costume fell down as he looked at himself.

" WHAT THE HELL AM I WEARING?!" He shouted.

Goten laughed. Trunks glared at him and smirked. " At least I don't have douche on my forehead."

Gotten stopped laughing and ran to a mirror. Trunks laughed as he heard Goten scream. This was one hell of a Easter.


I know its not easter but I try.

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