Random Naruto Omakes

Series 1 to each his own hell

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

First off was everyone's favorite emo avenger Sasuke Uchiha now though its time to give his creepy pedophile sensei some "love".

I hope you enjoy this little view into Orochimaru's own Personal Hell (version 1)


It all started out as a normal day for Orochimaru, he woke up, shed his skin from the previous day, and then spent four hours fixing any imperfections in his hair as if even a single flaw would cause all of his schemes to fail.

Having performed his morning ritual, Orochimaru slithered over to his laboratory to check on his experiments.

He arrived to find Sasuke and Kabuto arguing over something unimportant, upon seeing him coming Kabuto stopped arguing, patted Sasuke on the back, and left, sasuke however walked up to him and demanded training, this caused Orochimaru to chuckle and walk with sasuke over to the training room leaving his experiments forgotten.

They trained for four hours and would have continued for several hours more had Sasuke's sharingan not deactivated without his consent and had he not collapsed to the ground screaming in pain before passing out. Terrified at the prospect of loosing his precious sharingan and even more terrified of loosing his Uchiha boy toy Orochimaru scooped up Sasuke and rushed him to the medical chamber where he had Kabuto examine him.

After two hours and a snack consisting of a couple live mice(swallowed whole) Kabuto came out and told him that Sasuke would never be able to use the sharingan again, not only that but that Sasuke was a Girl!

Orochimaru screamed out in anguish and thought he had died and gone to hell(how right he was).


Sasuke was not a girl at the start of the omake any guesses on what happened to him?