There once was a Crooked man,

That walked a crooked life,

He found a crooked fearling, Under a crooked scife,

He got a crooked nightmare,

That got a crooked stare,

And they all went down in a crooked dare.

Me: I thought of this one while I saw Pewds play THE CROOKED MAN and I was like, what if I changed the lyricks? So I got this!

ps- I don't own the Rise of the Guardians