Hiiiiiii guys! I'm a little lost on how to set out this whole drabble collection because I originally wanted a collection on whole sorts of things for Tenten's 'first times' e.g. humourous things like flirting with certain guys and getting hit on and whatnot, but also dark and depressing things like cutting and break-ups.

Like, is that too weird to have a drabble collection with super contrasting themes? idkidkidk help i've never done one of these before lol

and idk i might start a one shot collection bc this one is specifically dedicated to drabbles

And with suggestions and requests, I'll make a list of them and publish them everytime I finish one!:P


Age here: 18


The first time that Kakashi Hatake hit on her happened to coincidentally be the first time she saw Neji with another girl.

What the actual fuck?

She clenched her fists as the green-haired beauty queen draped herself over his pale arm, makeup messy and hair mussed.

Irritatingly enough, she still looked fucking gorgeous as she stared at him with her Hyuuga eyes.

Figures. Hyuuga beauty queen.

But what was even more irratating was the fact that he looked so...so...all right with it despite confessing to Tenten only hours before.

Tearing her fluttering eyelashes away from the scene, she slowly walked over to the bar and ordered five bottles of vodka.

''Fucking hell...'' she muttered as she pinched her nose.

"That's a bit much, don't you think?"

She turned to face the deep voice and blinked in confusion when she saw no other than Team Seven's former sensei; Kakashi.

"Um, hello."

"Yeah," he shrugged his shoulders upon her expressionless face. "I wasn't too keen on coming to Ino's birthday party, either. But on the plus side, there are plenty of beautiful women for me to ogle at."

Tenten rolled her brown eyes as the bartender handed her five big bottles of sake. Unscrewing a cap, she lifted the whole thing to her lips and drunk half the bottle in go. Kakashi watched as her throat moved accordingly to each gulp.

"What makes you want to talk to me?" she half-heartedly asked as she tried not to look in the direction that made her heart drop only moments earlier. "Is Sakura or Naruto not here?"

"I think they are," he began as he eyed her hardening expression, "I just never realised Gai had such an attractive student."

Before Tenten could even blush, a protective arm wrapped itself tightly around her waist and pulled her backwards.

''Well, I'd now like you to realise that she is not interested.''

Kakashi smiled upon the Hyuuga's entrance and tipped his beer in Neji's direction.

''N-Neji,'' she protested as he took the alcohol from her hand, ''The hell are you doing?''

He stared at her blankly.

''Just...just fuck off back to whoever you were doing.'' she stated icily as she removed herself from his iron grip and draped her arm around the shocked silver-haired man instead.

With a quick peck on Kakashi's cheek, (Neji saw the blood red kiss stain that stayed on Kakashi's face and couldn't help but internally curse 'that should've been on mine'), she walked off hastily with the older man, their body language suggesting that provocative activities were to follow.


Neji learned the hard way that comforting your cousin over the death of her dog was not such a good idea.


Hehe!