DISCLAIMER!! I do not own any of the characters of Twilight, just a copy of the book. But I do take full credit for the squid formally known as Bob.

There will be numerous POVs in this chap and in futur ones aswell.

EmPOV

Ugh, I'm sooooo bored!! "Carlisle are we there yet?" "NO" he yelled back at me.why did he yell? That was only the 27th time I asked, I figured the yelling would start at about 50...OH WELL! What to do what to do,"Ooh can we play corners?" I asked excited. "No!" Screamed Edward as he covered Bellas body with his own as if to protect her. He neverr gets that protective of me! Do you suppose, no, well maybe, does he like her more than me? How dare he!? I've known him longer! Why, I gave him the best years of my ''life'' and he just.. oh hey a bunny!! :) ''Doo do do do doo do doo do doo do.." "Sweet fancy moses Emmett knock it off!" Jasper yelled,quite rudely I might add. "What, what did you just say? sweet fancy what? Does that even mean anything?" I asked.


JPOV

Oh why coudnt Alice be here? Atleast then i'd have someone to talk to.

carlisle is about to become homicidal thanks to Emmett ,who was acting like a three year old, and Edward was too busy with Bella. UGH!

EmPOV( at da aqarium)

Why do we need a tour guide? We already know all this stuff anyway whats the point?
''Now these squids can be very dangerous so please don't get too close to the tank" The tour guide said in an over the top happy voice. Dangerous,psh I'm fricken Emmett Cullen,that squid don't know me, I'm straight up thug, I shot Tupac,that's right, I didn't kill him though,huh uh ,that was some other fool. I walked right up to that tank started poking it ."What now little squiddy, what you gonna do?" poke poke "Ha!" I proclaimed triumphantly.And then it happened...

Cliffy...So what do you think happens next? go on tell me hit that little button and guees. The next chap is waaaaaaaaay funnier than this one i swear! I just had to set the story up little more.