DISCLAIMER!! I do not own any of the characters of Twilight, just a copy of the book. But I do take full credit for the squid formally known as Bob.
There will be numerous
POVs in this chap and in futur ones aswell.
EmPOV Ugh, I'm sooooo bored!! "Carlisle
are we there yet?" "NO" he yelled back at me.why did
he yell? That was only the 27th time I asked, I figured the yelling
would start at about 50...OH WELL! What to do what to do,"Ooh
can we play corners?" I asked excited. "No!" Screamed
Edward as he covered Bellas body with his own as if to protect her.
He neverr gets that protective of me! Do you suppose, no, well maybe,
does he like her more than me? How dare he!? I've known him longer!
Why, I gave him the best years of my ''life'' and he just.. oh hey a
bunny!! :) ''Doo do do do doo do doo do doo do.." "Sweet
fancy moses Emmett knock it off!" Jasper yelled,quite rudely I
might add. "What, what did you just say? sweet fancy what? Does
that even mean anything?" I asked.
JPOV
Oh why coudnt Alice be here? Atleast then i'd have someone to talk to.
carlisle is about to become homicidal thanks to Emmett ,who was acting like a three year old, and Edward was too busy with Bella. UGH!
EmPOV( at da aqarium)
Why do we need a tour
guide? We already know all this stuff anyway whats the point? Cliffy...So
what do you think happens next? go on tell me hit that little button
and guees. The next chap is waaaaaaaaay funnier than this one i
swear! I just had to set the story up little more.
''Now
these squids can be very dangerous so please don't get too close to
the tank" The tour guide said in an over the top happy voice.
Dangerous,psh I'm fricken Emmett Cullen,that squid don't know me, I'm
straight up thug, I shot Tupac,that's right, I didn't kill him
though,huh uh ,that was some other fool. I walked right up to that
tank started poking it ."What now little squiddy, what you gonna
do?" poke poke "Ha!" I proclaimed triumphantly.And
then it
happened...
