There were thongs, thousands of them, all littered on the floor of Rinoa's dorm. Squall drooled and wet his pants.
"Ah!" Screamed Rinoa. She picked up a lone shoe on the floor and threw it at Squall. "Isn't there any privacy around here?"
Squall snatched a bra and ran out of the room. "I'll be waiting outside!" he called. He quickly ran to his dorm to change pants, still clutching the stolen bra.
Rinoa sighed, why did Squall always have to do this? Now that she thought of it, why couldn't she just lock the door? Well, Squall would probably peek through the bottom crack. That pervert, when will he ever grow up? She picked up her blue dress and slipped it over herself over her white bra. Ooh, soft. She thought.
Squall was waiting outside for her. He was holding something pink. As she walked closer, she saw that Squall was holding a bra. Her bra! "Squall! Argh! Stop doing this!" She stole the bra from him and chucked it back in back in her room, this time locking the door. "I need to buy a leash for you! Jeez!"
Squall put on his sad dog face, "I'm sorry Rinoa."
"Oh shut up, you. We'll discuss this later."
They paused for a moment and looked at each other, and then they burst out laughing.
"I was so close this time!" exclaimed Squall.
"Not close enough!"
They held hands and skipped through the dormitory hall back to the front gate. On their way they saw a door open on the left. Out came Quistis in her new instructor uniform. She looked at them with a hard eye. She made but one sound before storming off to her classroom. "Humph."
Rinoa shrugged, "Her loss." She smiled and gave Squall a quick bear hug.
They arrived at the front gate, and everyone was still in the same place. Irvine was trying to make up to Selphie for two-timing her, and Zell was still caressing his gloves. Rinoa looked disgusted.
"Zell, stop that. You need to get a real girlfriend. Just make sure you don't get dumped again by people like the pig-tailed girl in the library."
Zell just snarled and whispered to his gloves, "Mm, I still love you, don't listen to what icky Rinoa says."
Rinoa sighed. "Where are we going?"
Selphie jumped up, "Ooh, ooh I know! Can I tell her Squall? Can I? Can I? Please! I'll polish your gunblade, I'll shine your shoes, and I'll buy you potions! Just let me tell Rinoa!"
"Selphie." Squall said slowly, "Breathe in. Breathe out. Now tell her."
"Oh my god! YES! I get to tell Rinoa!" Selphie gave a little dance. Irvine chuckled from the ground looking up. "Okay Rinoa, we've been called by Laguna to kill the strange high amount of monsters on the lands of Esthar, and we're doing it for free. We're taking the Ragnarok there and…and…I want to say more, but that's all I remember. Oh my god, I. Must. Talk! Need a topic to talk about!" Selphie was panting from not taking a single breath during her small speech.
"Selphie." Rinoa, "Now you're just acting ditzy.
"Your hair is so cool! It's shiny"
"Uh… thanks Selphie. Now stop talking and Squall can lead us to the Ragnarok.
The group followed Squall to the 2nd Floor Exit of the garden, ran through Fisherman's Horizon and boarded the Ragnarok near the Mayor's House. As they neared the ship, a booming voice called out,
"So you thought you could leave without me?" Quistis boomed, "You're leaving your instructor who taught you everything? I thought we were very good friends! I can pull my weight in battles!" She glared at Rinoa, who glared back defiantly, "And you Rinoa! You're not even a Seed! What can you hope to accomplish here?"
Rinoa stepped up and fired back, "Well, why were you stripped of your instructor rank a few months ago? Slacker! I can so pull my weight in battle! Who's the sorceress here?"
"I've got half a mind to kill you right here, you damned sorceress. After all, Seeds are trained to kill the sorceress" Quistis brought out her whip.
"And I've got half a mind to kill you slacker!" Using her powers, Rinoa extended her nails to a long 4 inches
"That won't be necessary." Squall stepped in between them. "No killing on this mission okay? I'll treat you girls to some coolers later.
"Pft. Whatever. Fine Rinoa. How about we have a contest? The one who kills the most monsters at Esthar gets to go out with Squall tonight."
"Fine by me, you bastard. I'll surely win."
Squall was curious. "Quistis, how did you know we were going on a mission?"
"Hah, it was easy. After I saw you in the dormitory halls I went to your room and saw that you created the whole mission using Play-Doh. It was on your bedside table."
"Haha…Crap. You didn't see that."
"Maybe I didn't if we go out on a date. Oh yeah, I also found this in your room. I'm shocked that you made a shrine for this, but I'd be happy to give you lots if you went out with me tonight." Quistis held up a pink bra with an angel wing design on it.
"Ooh, you're good Squall." Rinoa snatched the bra and pocketed it. "Now let's all shut up and go dammit! Oh and don't worry Quisits, I'll make sure that I kill the most monsters at Esthar.
"Oh really? But I've got a secret weapon that will force Squall to go out with me tonight?
"Oh really?" Rinoa was really worried now.
Squall was really wide eyed now.
Selphie and Irvine were still trying to make up.
Zell was still hugging his gloves.
