Okay! Not really the end of the mini story but the reason is at the bottom!

but anyways.. enjoy!!


Recap:

The leading policeman sighed. "Get all of these kid's parents rung up and send them for a night in jail."

"Yes sir."

But what they didnt know that alot more things were waiting to happen..


All the blacked out kids were taken into an infinte amount of police cars that were surrounding the house. Our favourite people were taken out last, seeing that they were the only ones awake..

"oooOOOOooo! Look at all the pretty lights!" Sasuke smiled, hiccuped, and puked on the policeman holding him up.

"Your right! Its like a carnival! Except, I've never been to one!" Neji 'hyuk'ed, pushed away the policeman that was holding him and started dancing.

"Its raining! Its pouring! The old man is snoring! He went to bed and bumped his head and couldnt get up in the morning!" Ino chanted. She jumped on a policeman's back and started to say 'yee-ha!'

"NO! INO! You got it all wrong! It goes like this!" Naruto cleared his throat. "Its raining! Its pouring! The old man is porning! He wet the bed and humped his head and couldnt get up in the morning!" Naruto laughed and threw his (empty) frog wallet at a hobo who was sleeping near the bins.

"Get off of me!" The policeman said. He tried to get ino off but gave up in defeat.

"Haha! Sucker! Im stuck to you like a leech on his prey. MUHAHA!!" Ino laughed an evil laugh and blacked out.

Hinata started hallucinating and saw bunnies closing in on her. She was petrified.

"S-Someone.. p-please h-help m-m-me.."

But it was too late. The bunnies closed in on her and she decided that she'll never eat bunny stew again.

Tenten suspiciously looked at the night sky. She then saw a cloud and tugged on one of the policeman..

"That cloud looks like a pile of shit." Tenten narrowed her eyes at the cloud. "Yep. Its definitly a pile of shit." She smelt her armpit and drew back her face fast. "DOES ANYONE HAVE DEO?! ANYONE?! OK!" She sighed and went into the car.

Sakura sighed and looked at the police cars and all the flashing lights. "This reminds me of my parent's graveyard ceremony." The police guy sweatdropped.

"They're not dead. I just called them to say tha-"

"SHUT UP IM HAVING A MOMENT HERE CANT YOU SEE?!" She shouted in his face. She narrowed her eyes at him, and looked away with a 'hmph' and folded her arms.

All of them were put into cars and waited for the last person.. who was shikamaru..

Shikamaru squinted at the guy putting him in the car. "Well arent you fat!"

The policeman was pissed and grabbed a donut out of his pocket to restrain any tears from coming out.

All the cars drove towards the place where a chain of events would take place.

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"I am sailing! I AM SAILING! I AM SAILING! TO BE FREE! I AM SaiLING! AND I AM SAILING! I AM SAILING! TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Naruto sang.

"Shut the HELL UP!" A guy shouted in the cell next to them. Naruto glared at him and shrugged. He stood up and started climbing up the bars like some monkey.

"Oi... YA!" Shikamaru said. He started to dance the macarina.

Neji squinted at the sleeping hinata, who had her tongue out and she was drooling. "Do I know you?"

Ino was in the corner... unconscious. She was dreaming about tabasco though.. and she couldnt find out why..

Sakura was thinking why we had eyebrows, and kept on trying looking up to see her eyebrows...

"WHY THE HELL CANT I SEE MY EYEBROWS?! ITS SO ANNOYING!!"

Tenten thought it was a little dull in the cell. So she started to sing a song she got off karoake(?)

"BRAAAAZIL! NANANANANANANA! NANANANANANANA! NANANANANA!" Tenten was having fun so she decided to continue.

"I said SHUT THE HELL UP! YOU KIDS ARE ANNOYING!" The guy repeated again. This time he sounded like he actually meant it.

"WHY DONT YOU GO SUCK ON A DUCK!!" Sasuke retorted back. He missed his old buddy pal.. planty.. oh how he missed the days talking about surfboards..

-effective effect-


-the song 'every breath you take' fades in-

-picture of the plant in a bright light, slowly zooming in-

Sasuke remembered the time when he first shook his uhh.. hand. He was now crying hysterically.

A policeman was told to check the cells, and when he walked by he saw:

-someone with blonde hair sleeping in uncomfortable position in the corner

-another blonde climbing the bars.

"Hey! You get down there!" He shouted. The blonde just glared at him and refused to obey. The police guy sighed.

lets see.. what else..:

-a pineapple guy dancing the macarina

-A long haired guy staring at a sleeping short haired girl.

-A girl kept on looking up, like trying to read something on her (ino: huge! me: -sighs- fine!) huge forehead

-Another girl who sang some sort of song which consisted of the words 'braaaaaazil' and 'nananananannaa'.

-And a guy who was crying so hard it looked like he was laughing.

The policeman shook his head. "What have these kids been drinking... Neji said cockily (no there is no such of a word but yea XD)

"You idiot!" Tenten yelled. "You cant drink rum!"

Ino awoke from her tabasco filled dreams and supported tenten. "Yeah! She's... uh right!"

"And how much have you been drinking...?" The police asked again. Shikamaru shrugged. "I dunnno.. maybe... banana filled?" He looked at everyone who pulled their eyebrows together and started nodding and mumbling to each other.

Then there was silence.

And then someone burped L O U D L Y. Naruto laughed while neji gave him a high five.

"BOO-YA!!"

The police man sighed and shook his head. Back in MY day..


authoress: well this isnt YOUR day now IS IT?!

police man: uhh... n-

authoress: thought so..


Ino was looking around the dull cell to find a cockarach.

"AYE CURUMBA!!" Ino jolted and landed on shikamaru's lap. He looked at her dazily. Then he squinted his eyes.

"Well arent you fat!"

The other guy that shikamaru also called 'fat', loudly huffed and grabbed a brownie from his pocket to restrain the tears..

Well for Ino.. even though she was drunk as hell.. well... uh oh...

Ino punched shikamaru on the cheek and his head slammed against the wall.

"YOU FUCKIN PINEAPPLE!!" Ino stood up unsteadily and glared at the injured boy. He suprisingly glared back.

"YOU.. YOU YOU OYSTER!!" Shikamaru retorted back. Ino gasped. She looked like she was going to cry..

"Thaaats right! I called you an OYSTER! HUH?! WATCHA GUNNA DO NOW BECH?!" Shikamaru smirked girly at Ino and walked away while moving his hips from side to side.

"Bunnies.. t-they're g-going to attack m-me..." Hinata mumbled. She started to breathe in heavily.. She woke up with wide eyes and sat up.

"NOOOO!! DONT EAT ME!! I PROMISE I I WILL MAKE A SHRINE FOR ALL THE BUNNIES THAT I ATE!!" She screamed. Everyone looked at her.

"I'll help you make it!" Sakura said. Hinata smiled like sakura had done something big. "And we'll make it out of bunnies!"

Hinata's smile turned into a shocked face and screamed, "NOOOOOO!! WE CANT!! 'CUZ IF WE BUILD THE SHRINE OUT OF BUNNIES THEN WE HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER SHRINE FOR THE BUNNIES WE KILLED TO MAKE THAT SHRINE!! AND THEN THEY'LL COME HUNT ME DOWN AND THEY WILL KILL ME!!" Hinata burst into tears while shikamaru patted her back and yawned.

"Yeah and..?" Sakura asked. Hinata started sobbing.

"THEY'LL ALSO HUNT DOWN MY BEANIE BABY COLLECTION!!" Sakura gasped and punched the floor.

"They cant DO THIS!! THEY'RE A MENACE!! THEY MUST BE DESTROYED!!" Sakura protested. She then started stapling poster's everywhere that said..


-sakura pointing-

WE WANT YOU - to join us hunting down the bunny mafia. We shall accept fake ids and licenses. Call and join today at 3354261. Free santa hats and spongebob certificates :D


(-)

"AIDS!!!" (1) Naruto pointed at tenten who just glared back.

"HEPATITIS!!" (2) Tenten also pointed at naruto who also just glared back.

"CANCER!!!" (3) Naruto smirked and folded his arms. Tenten 'grr'd and clenched her fists at her side.

"GINGIVITIS!!" (4) Tenten retorted and folded her arms and raised both her eyebrows in cockiness (i know there is no such word but so what!)

Naruto stayed cool for a second, but broke down in tears the next.

"TOO FAR MAN!!"

Despite the people crying, and the people who were pissed sasuke thought it was a happy time. And what a happy time needs is...

"NANANANANA BATMAN!! DUNUNUNUN BATMAN!! NANANANANA BATMAN!! OOOOOOOOOOO CHIUHAHA!!" Sasuke sang.

"WHAT CAN MAKE YOU SING!?" Sasuke asked.

"CHIUHAHA!!" Ino replied. Sasuke smiled.

"WHAT CAN MAKE YOU DANCE?!"

"CHIUHAHA!!" Neji shouted. Naruto started bobbing his head side to side. Even the crying hinata did the same.

"WHAT CAN MAKE YOU ... UHHHH... DANCE?!" Sasuke said a little too quickly. Being drunk.. I wouldnt remember every single word in a song.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIUHAHA!!" They all shouted.

"OOMPA!!" Tenten started to dance (like in my big fat greek wedding XD) and everyone joined in a circle, shouting 'OOMPA!'.

Everyone was so tired, and SO drunk they all fell asleep.

Hehe.. coincidently all our favourite couples were next to each other so..

Shikamaru fell ontop of ino.

Tenten fell ontop of neji.

Sakura fell ontop of sasuke.

And naruto fell ontop of hinata.


The morning sun poured into the cell where are favourite people were found. And they were in the same positions.

A policeman was told to tell the kids that they were able to go now.. but when he got to them. His face was like this (o.o)

I mean.. what else could he of thought?!

A bunch of drunk kids were laying ontop of each other.

He slowly stepped backwards.. then darted back to the room he was in before.

Hinata was the first to wake up. She didnt open her eyes, but she did feel warm. Which was good because ino had forced to wear something that would not keep her warm.

She yawned and slowly opened her eyes. She widened her eyes and screamed. Naruto woke up with a jolt and started looking around quickly.

Neji was (unfortunately for naruto) a light sleeper. And when he heard hinata scream the first thought was danger. hinata. And when he looked at her..

She was screaming and had an awake naruto ontop of her. (authoress: ya oh...)

"NARUTO!!" Neji growled and tried to sit up but couldnt because it felt like someone was ontop of him. And there was.

It was tenten. Neji was shocked. Here, he found his (secret) crush ontop of him. Should he feel happy, relaxed, CONFUSED, shocked?!

He felt all those four. But the one emotion that conquered all.

Anger.

And naruto was the source of that.

Forgive me tenten! Neji shoved tenten off and hit ino and shikamaru. Tenten, ino and shikamaru woke up. And they were all shocked.

Neji ran towards naruto (cutely had no idea what was going on) and pinned him against the bars. Ouch..

"What the hell were you trying to do!?" Neji yelled in naruto's face. Naruto was absolutely confused.

"I wasnt trying to do anything!"

"Yeah right! Thats what they all say.." Neji pulled his fist back to take a blow at naruto, but something grabbed his wrist.

"Neji! I promise! Naruto didnt do anything! I swear!" Hinata looked at neji with plead in her eyes.

"Are you sure?!" Neji asked firmly. Hinata nodded her head quickly. Neji let go of naruto and sat on one of the beds. Thats when he realised..

Sakura was ontop of sasuke and Shikamaru was ontop of ino.

WTF?! EVERYONE WOKE UP WITH SOMEONE ONTOP OF THEM OR THEY WERE ONTOP OF SOMEONE!! WHAT THE HELL?! WE'RE IN PRISON!?

"Why the hell are we in prison?!" Naruto held the bars and looked toward the end of the room. Neji sweatdropped. Two great minds think alike.. besides naruto..

"Maybe it was because of last night?" Hinata said unsure. They did go to a party and all she could remember was drinking a whole bottle of red wine.. even thought she didnt know why because she hated red wine.

"Most probably. All I could remember was..." Naruto thought and remembered..

f l a s h b a c k

"CUCURACHA CUCURACHA NAI NAI NAI NAI NAI!!" Naruto and kiba howled. Holding each other around the shoulders and their other hands holding booze.

e n d f l a s h b a c k

Naruto raised both of this eyebrows in disbelief and couldnt believe that's all he could remember.

"Ino, whats that on the side of your lip?" Tenten asked. Ino pulled her eyebrows together and touched her lip. She tried to say something... but she couldnt. Its like something took her voice away.. -coughthe tabasco is kicking in nowcough-.

"What? I cant hear you!"

Ino made gestures but still tenten couldnt understand. Tenten sighed and ignored ino. Ino felt misunderstood and alone. So she started to cry.

"Troublesome. Dont start crying just 'cuz you cant speak!" Shikamaru said. The tears started to pile up in her eyes and just started crying even more.

Troublesome.. only way to shut her up.

Shikamaru grabbed her and put her on his lap.

Like he predicted, Ino stopped crying immediatly. He mentally smiled.

Troublesome.. but for once.. not that much.

Ino felt a little awkard. Here she was, in shikamaru's lap wearing skimpy clothes and she was crying. Could this get any worse?!

"Umm.. ino..." Shikamaru whispered.. Ino lifted her head an inch to let him know that she was listening..

"You're drooling on my shirt."

Ino pulled her head straight back fast, hitting shikamaru's chin in the process.

"OW!" The pair shouted, parting their contact.

"Ino! You idiot!" Shikamaru said holding his chin.

"Dont blame me! Your damn chin was in the way!" Ino retorted back holding her head. Ino paused. Shikamaru did the same. They slowly turned around to face each other. And Ino smiled brightly.

"Yay! I can speak again!" Ino cheered jumpin on shikamaru. He was absolutely shocked of the sudden contact and blushed badly. Being the giddy idiot Ino was she started jumping around on which, another point of view, just looks so wrong.

Naruto just happened to look at the wrong place at the wrong time. And was totally disgusted.

"GET A ROOM!" Naruto yelled. Neji,Tenten and hinata looked at them and just immediatly turned their heads.. and turned back straight away.

"YOU SICK MINDED FREAK WE'RE NOT DOING THAT!!!" Ino screeched running towards naruto with much temper. Naruto screamed.

You could see fists, blonde hair, dust everywhere, and you could hear things like take that! or oww you bitch! or you sick bastard! or even i want ramen! (for some people.. its an exception.)

Sakura woke up from a pretty good and not to mention comfy sleep, because of all the racket caused by the two blondes she considers her best friends/pests.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!" Sakura exclaimed sitting up from her.. ehm so called matress.

"Same to you haruno." Sasuke mumbled. Sakura looked at sasuke, who looked at her, who looked at their position.

Oh god.. they both thought. They blushed as loud as a honk in a can. (i have no clue what they're called T-T)

"Get a room." Naruto mumbled, slowly shook his head while glaring at the awkardly positioned pairing. They both scrambled away from each other.

"Deja-vu much?" Tenten sarcastically asked. Neji smirked.

"Ok.. that was weird.. BUT YOU'RE STILL A SICK BASTARD!!" Ino screamed and continued hitting naruto who resumed complaining and hitting the other blonde back.

"Dont they ever stop?" Hinata sat next to shikamaru who was smiling the whole way through.

"No. Not really." Shikamaru sighed, still smiling.

A slam was heard and everyone paused their current activity. They heard loud, slow, footsteps.

A large man arrived at their cell. And to shikamaru's dismain, It was the guy who shikamaru called fat. But he didnt remember this, as he was drunk.

"Guess what?" The guy asked them. They all took a moment to discreetly glance at each other with confusion.

"What?" Sakura asked cockily. (yes! again! my favourite word XD)

The man glared at sakura like she was a salad. And boy did he hate salads..

"You're free."


(-) got this off a comic i thought it was funny so i wanted to share it with u guys ;D

(1) Aids - a disease, caused by the HIV virus and transmitted in body fluids, which breaks down the suferer's natural defences against infection.

(2) Hepatitis - a serious disease of the liver, mainly transmitted by viruses.

(3) Cancer - a disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of abnormal cells in a part of the body.

(4) Gingivitis - inflamation of the gums.

All these definitions were not made by me. do not give me credit for it. It waws my COLOUR OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY :DDD

im sorry i wanted to give my dictionary some credit cuz they never do right? and they're always there to help us :)

-sighs- wow.. i should make a dictionary fund..

-coughs-

ANYWAYS

Ok! I lied! Im sorry! I am now making this a three shot cuz i want to and yeah :D

ok.. so anyways.. hope u enjoyed a longer chapter!

thx my precious readers :D

plz review :)