Sorry I didn't write anything last chapter, I was so tried... I just wanted to go to sleep...Anyway this is between Kratos and Colette and things will be strange... and if you want to know more about me look on my profile... 'kay?

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Chapter Two: Angels in love... NOT!

Italics Kratos'thoughts

WARNING: Colette will be extremly bipolar! So just ignore her okay!

Setting: Iselia Forset

"Wow! It's really dark!"Colete said while looking at the night sky.

"Yes, it get dark much faster than-" Kratos was cut off by Colette who said, "I didn't ask for an explanation!"

"I-I apologize..."

They kept walking, then they saw a bee who buzzed over to Colette.

"Aww... What a cute little bee! I... want to... touch you..." Colette said mezmerized by the bee's buzzing.

"Colette! NO!" Kratos yelled as Colette's fnger was a few inches from the bee. He took out his sword and sliced the bee in half.

"Hey! What the hell!" Colette yelled to Kratos. "What did the bee ever do to you!" She picked up the bee's remains and made a make-shift boat and put the remains on it. She carried it to the river and put it in the water. "Be free my little bee!" she cried.

Kratos was stunned, All that for a bee? I wonder if she'd do that for me?

Suddenly, Kratos felt something warm slap his face. It was Colette's hand. "What was that for?" Kratos quickly asked.

"For killing Mr. Bee!" Colette replied.

She named it? Kratos thought.

"But I'm willing to forgive you if you set up camp, since it's too late to go back to the village." Colette continued.

"Okay!" I'm going to make her the best campsite ever!

A few minutes later

"This is the best you can do? Please, a retarded seal can do better than this! Everyone knows that the tent isn't supposed to go infrot of the tree! Even Lloyd knows that!" Colette said to the crying Kratos.

Dirk's house

"Achoo!" sneezed Lloyd. "I had a bad dream that my dad was being yelled at... by Colette! Oh well... It was just a dream...Snore" (Loyd doesn't care about his dad when he is sleepy)

Back to Iselia Forest

Later, Kratos had camp set up to Colette's liking. He even had dinner set up for her, which was a rabbit, and Colette didn't like that. "You are so pathetic! It's a wonder that Anna didn't commit suicide!"

I feel like killing myself right now, but I will not give up! Kratos thought (he thinks alot)

"Yummy!" Kratos heard Colette say. Kratos fell back in amazement. "You l-like it?"

"Yup! It's delicious!" Kratos was cherishing those words when he thought yet again, Now I think I can make my move on her... but is she bipolar? No... she can't be... can she?

Colette was piging-out on the poor bunny and Kratos was inching his way to her to kiss her when Colette burped in his face. "Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry!"

"N-no problem." H-how about something smaller...

They were camped near a river and Kratos was trying to put his arm around her. (Well I'll tell you now it isn't going well.) He was so close when Colette mistook him for thief and threw him in the river. "I'm sorry Kratos!"

"N-no It's okay, I wanted to swim... ha...ha...ah..." said Kratos trying to make an excuse. Now It's time for the forceful approch!

"Yawn... I'm going to sleep, goodnight!"

"I'll stay up and watch for monsters... and stuff..."

About an hour later Colette was snoring like you wouldn't believe, and Kratos thought the time was right. He was about to go in the tent when Colette started moaning, "Oh Zelos... what are you doing?...Oh... Zelos... we shouldn't... we shouldn't...Oh..."

Is Zelos in there!

"Zelos... Zelos... yes..."

Okay I'm going to stop this right now!

Kratos went in the tent and saw there was no Zelos and decided to wake up Colette so he said, "Colette... wake up..."

Immediately Colette opened her eyes and punched Kratos square in the face. "Kratos!" She shouted.

But Kratos was already knocked out on the floor with blood dripping out of his nose. The sun was rising when Kratos finally awoke. "Wh-what happened?"

"Oh, I'm sorry Kratos, I... I punched you... It was a reaction... I swear!"

"It's fine..."

"R-really?"

For a moment Kratos was lost in Colette's eyes and then realized that he had to reply. "Y-yes It's fine..." But then he also realized that she truely loves Zelos, considering the way she was dreaming, he knew that she would never love him the way she loves Zelos.

Colette had a questionative face and looked at her stomach when suddenly she burped on Kratos' face, AGAIN!

Maybe there's hope... some hope

"S-sorry!"

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Whew! That took me awhile, considering that I'm a slow typer. Anyway please review. I slap those people who don't review and give hugs who do!