Yay congratulations to ppl who got the answer to the game right! Well anyways onwards for this weird thing you ppl call a story

Naruto had just been visited by the Hokage, to make sure that he was okay and was well supplied with food. You see Naruto is an orphan, and we all know why (I have been asked in person by Naruto not to explain why, he says the memories are too painful) fortunately the Hokage had brought him food of all kinds, hoping that they would last a week for the little kyuubi boy.

Being a 5 year old and living on your own, ahh the dreams and wishes of most children around the world, it probably seemed easy but poor Naruto had to look after himself (with the exception of Iruka and Hokage) occasionally he would get visitors from little foxes and ferrets that would act as pets for a little and go back to where they came from.

'Ding dong'

"COMING!" Chibi Naruto called crawling through mountains of clothes, ramen cups and other stuff unmentionable (LIKE HIS UNDERWEAR)

He reached the door and opened it gingerly and was granted with a warm smile from Iruka.

"AH IRUKA-SENSEI!!" Naruto cried hugging Iruka's legs. Iruka chuckled and picked up Naruto, ruffling his hair a bit.

"Hey Naruto, how you feeling today?"

"I'm ok Iruka-sensei, look look!!" Naruto grabbed Iruka's hand and ran into the living room, where a dummy was set up. It had various kunais in it and near circles placed in 3 covenant places. In between it's legs, top left region of it's chest and on top of it's head. Strangely enough there was a picture of What looked like Sasuke or Itachi taped onto it's head and a lot of kunai around the dummy's nether regions (ouch)

Iruka sweat dropped, "Hey Naruto, your aim is very good, but if you don' mind me asking, 1, Is that the same missing dummy from the school training grounds and 2, was it necessary to tape a picture of one of the Uchiha heirs onto the dummy's face?"

Naruto grinned sheepishly and began twiddling his thumbs.

"Well um yeah" Naruto laughed nervously. He suddenly felt himself being lifted up and was hanging upside down in front of Iruka, who was holding his feet.

"Naruto, what did I tell you about stealing?"

"welll… You said stealing had to be one of a ninjas top priority and had to enhanced because I a lot of future ninja missions include stealing, so they need to be done with the utmost accuracy'tebayo!!!"

Iruka sweat dropped again and shook Naruto gently.

"No Naruto, come on, remember, you are NOT allowed to steal from the training grounds, without replacing it first,"

Naruto didn't reply straight away, and he was looking slightly green

"Ne, Iruka-sensei, the blood is rushing to head can you put me down please,"

Iruka chuckled and put Naruto down onto the couch while taking out a large white and red bag. Naruto's nose twitched and he looked straight at the bag. He licked his lips and started making slow and steady movements towards the bag.

"Iruka… is that…" Naruto sniffed the air again. Iruka nodded and held the bag up shaking it and grinning.

"S-SUGOI!!!" Naruto tackled the bag and started ripping it up to get to the lovely tasty smell of-

"RAMEN DATTEBAYO!!!!" Naruto was sitting on the floor with 8 piping hot bowls of ramen around and was already starting on one bowl. Iruka just sat down and watched Naruto gulp down bowl after bowl until he was on his last 3.

"Hey Naruto I really think you should slow down on those ramen bowls or might get constipated!"

Naruto sat there on the floor blinking repeatedly before slurping in a large amount of the delicious piece of food called RAMEN!

There was a low ominous growl from Naruto's stomach. Naruto's face was turning blue. "I-iruka-sensei… I don't feel so good" There was a louder growl and Naruto rushed into the Bathroom.

"KEEYAAAHHH!!!"

Iruka sighed and rubbed his Temples. "Might as well tidy up this place for Naruto then…"

Iruka began picking up some clothes, folding them and putting them in a pile. He carried on moving things around, throwing rubbish away (wow I wonder if Iruka is a father or something? 0o he certainly acts like one) until he came across a small pile of drawings and pictures. They were pretty good for someone Naruto's age (Naruto is 5 as well.) The first picture on the pile was one Naruto sitting on a swing alone.

Iruka smiled at the careful detail on the sunset, "I didn't know Naruto liked to draw in his spare time," He put it down and looked at the one underneath, It was another one of Naruto on the swings, but this time, it looked Iruka himself was pushing Naruto and Naruto was smiling, well more or less laughing. Iruka sighed and put it into a neat pile and placed it on the table.

'Naruto really does miss his parents…' Iruka sighed again and sat down on the couch. He pulled out a small load of papers from his chuunin vest and stared at them unsurely; they were adoption papers for Naruto. He'd been given them by the Hokage, after the Hokage's weekly chat with Naruto, he'd visited Iruka shortly afterwards and presented the documents.

Naruto came stumbling out after a long time, still looking a bit dizzy. Iruka saw Naruto stumble into the living room and put the documents back into his chuunin pocket, before Naruto could see them. He got up and walked into the kitchen, but not before placing Naruto on the sofa.

"Naruto stay still, even if you feel the urge to go toilet, don't move, ok?" Naruto nodded turned on the TV to the mostest evilest, meanest, DISTURBING show…SESAME STREET!!!!

Iruka was in the kitchen, opening a can of sweet corn and boiling some milk, whilst pondering (WOOT BIG WORD) if signing the documents would be a good idea. He put the can of sweet corn and mug of warm milk on a tray and brought them back into the living room, where was sitting on the couch flicking through the channels 'til he stopped at one he liked…

"SAILOR MOON DATTEBAYO!!!!" He started bouncing up and down on the couch and singing the theme tune. Iruka smiled at his childishness and placed the tray on the table in front of Naruto. Naruto picked up the can of sweetcorn absentmindedly and began eating it really REALLY fast.

"Eh? Naruto, slow down or this time you'll get-!"

"TOILETTOILETTOILETTOILETTOILETTOILETTOILET'TEBAYO!!!!!!" Naruto randomly yelled holding his butt and running to the toilet.

Iruka sweat dropped and rolled his eyes.

A couple of Minutes later

"uuuugghhh..." Naruto, for the second time that day, stumbled out of the bathroom. Iruka laughed and ruffled Naruto's short blonde hair, which made Naruto dizzy again. Poor Naruto stumbled around, until fell on top of the table, still feeling dizzy. Iruka smiled again and was about to clean up the living room again, when the phone rang. Iruka walked over and picked up the.. orange chibi FOX PHONE? WTF???!!! 0o

"Hello? Iruka speaking,"

"AH Iruka-sensei, why are there? Is Naru-chan there too?"

"Hmm, Sakura-chan is that you? Yes Naruto is here, he's just… a little busy right now, do you want me to take a message?"

"Hai, thank you. Um…I just wanted to know if Naruto would like to come to a sleepover tonight, could you ask him for me?"

"Sure hang on Sakura,"

Iruka held the phone in his hand and looked at the child on the table.

"Hey Naruto, Sakura's on the phone and-"

Naruto's ears twitched and he tackled Iruka for the phone. Naruto was now sitting on Iruka's back triumphantly and holding the…ORANGE CHIBI FOX PHONE??!!!

"Hiya Sakura-chan'tebayo!!!"

Down the other line there was a rather large sweatdrop forming at the back of Sakura's head, after all she had just heard fighting between her teacher and one of her best friends.

"H-hey Naru-chan, is Iruka-sensei ok?"

Naruto held the phone down to Iruka's head, "Ne, Iruka-sensei Sakura asked if you were ok,"

"NO NARUTO YOU BAKA I'M NOT OK, YOU'VE JUST RANDOMLY TACKLED ME TO THE GROUND FOR THAT DAMN PHONE (more rants later)!!!!"

Naruto grinned his trademark grin,

"Iruka-sensei says he's fine Sakura-chan,"

Iruka started ranting again and Sakura's sweat drop got bigger, she could still hear the entire conversation.

"Well Sakura-chan, what would you like to talk about? IS IT ABOUT RAMEN DATTEBAYO??!!!"

Sakura's sweatdrop was getting really big now…

"Well, ok then, uh, Naru-chan would you like to come over to my house, for a, you know sleepover party?"

Naruto started rambling on and screaming yes a lot of times

"HAI SAKURA-CHAN I'LL BE OVER IN 1 HOUR, NO 15 MINUTES'TEBAYO!!!!!"

Then Naruto put the phone down and began running around, stuffing random clothing items into a bag and chucking random toiletries into the bag, including a cute orange fox toothbrush. Iruka sat up and watched the yellow blur whiz around the apartment.

"Hey Naruto, where are you going?"

"Sakura-chan invited me to a sleepover!!!"

"Ah,"

Naruto rushed to the door and opened it. It was really dark outside, since they were still in the winter months. Naruto stopped and turned around, scratching his head and laughing nervously.

"What's wrong Naruto, aren't you going?"

"W-well Iruka-sensei, you see…"

"Well go on"

Naruto began fiddling with his thumbs again

"I don't exactly know where Sakura-chan lives and I'm afraid of the dark, so would you take me there please?"

Iruka anime fell and stood up unsurely. "Eh, sure Naruto, come on" Iruka smiled warmly and walked out the door.

"R-really, thanks Iruka-sensei, HEY WAIT UP!!"

Well tada! The second chapter… I think… this was really weird because I was watching bleach the same time I was writing this, also if you like this story, you'd probably love my other one, it's called "Who the hell said babies were bundles of joy" R&R p.s… do you think that Iruka should sign the adoption papers?