The following jokes are not my own, the names of the people who gave them are listed below. If you have any more let me know I am still trying to come up with some more worthy of Mr. Norris.

The following facts are given by LindAmy Fanfiction id is 1266710

Byakugan can't see trough everything, because it's no chance it can see trough Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only one who hasn't become blind after seeing Maito Gai smiling in full force

The yondaime hokage didn't seal the Kyuubi in Naruto. Chuck Norris just walked by and the Kyuubi jumped in Naruto's belly out of fear.

Who the Hokage will be is decided if the person can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. In only 1/100 of it's power of course.

Akatsuki is collecting the bijuu's to have power enough to attack Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't care, they wouldn't win either way.

The bijuu's were Chuck Norris pets, which he abandoned because they weren't badass enough.

The following facts are given by megi52 Fanfiction id is 1349426

Chuck Norris can escape the Mangekyo Sharingan.

Chuck Norris can use all the elements and some unknown to man.

Itachi didn't really kill the entire Uchiha clan Chuck Norris did.

The only level higher than sannin is...Chuck Norris