I know Mashima kind of already disproved this one, but I think it's still worth reading.

It's based off of a post (link at the bottom) on the Ask Fairy Bookworm Tumblr page. I came across Lady Bajingo's ask Levy page and I love her drawings. If you have great love for Gajeel and Levy, or anything cannon, you will like this blog.


Never Kiss

"So Levy," Lucy whispered to her blue-haired companion, "I haven't seen you with your man at all this week."

"What?" Levy blushed , "you mean Jet and Droy?"

"Don't play stupid," Lucy's grin was akin to something evil, "there's a certain hunk of Iron I've seen your eye on."

Levy turned scarlet.

"S-so what?" she held her head up high, "why do you care?"

"You liiiiikeee him," Lucy had a tone that mimicked Happy's. Levy's blush was creeping up her ears.

"You wanna hold him," Luck chuckled diabolically. "I bet you want to kiss him," the color drained Levy, turning her pale at this statement.

"No," she gulped, starting to sweat, "that's the one thing I don't want to do." Lucy's expression went from scheming to confused.

"Why?"

Levy pointed to the man in question who was at the bar, munching on iron.

"He can tear through a piece of metal like it was butter," Levy was shivering now, "what would happen to me?"

Lucy stared at the slayer, trying to imagine Levy kissing Gajeel. Then he took a monster bite out of a gear, tearing through it with ease, his pointed teeth grinding it to shreds.

"Hiiiiiieeeee!" Lucy shot up from her seat, shivering.

"Exactly," Levy hugged herself, a chill coming over her, touching her lips, "I'd be turned to ribbons."

Another dragonslayer was currently listening to this conversation with curiosity. Natsu tilted his head. Could Gajeel really reduce someone's mouth to ribbons? That would be kinda cool!

Natsu moved from his table to a seat next to Gajeel. The studded mage raised an eyebrow at Natsu.

"What do you want, Salamander?"

Natsu sized up the man sitting next to him. Well, if Gajeel did turn him to ribbons, then he would have a decent reason to kick his butt.

"I said, what do-" but Gajeel was cut off.

Natsu kissed Gajeel square on the mouth.

"Gajeel, I-" Mira Jane had some metal scraps piled on her tray but stopped as she looked up at the Iron Dragonslayer. Gajeel was so surprised he hadn't moved. Mira's mouth was wide open, frozen in her statement.

Natsu Dragoneel WAS KISSING GAJEEL!

The tray fell to the ground with a reverberating clatter.

The whole guild seemed to stop, gaping at the spectacle in front of them. Lucy and Levy were the ones most in shock, their jaws practically on the ground. It was a good five seconds before Gajeel was even registering what was happening. He ripped Natsu off.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU IDIOT?!" Gajeel slammed him into the bar.

Gray muttered something about reconsidering stripping in front of Dragonslayers and Erza wondered when the pink haired boy had begun to 'swing that way.'

Elfman babbled about the unmanliness of it all and Laxus simply stared (he may or may not have also heard earlier conversations between Levy and Lucy), trying to figure out just what kind of idiot Natsu was.

"It's okay Levy!" Natsu held a thumbs up, his face being heavily mashed into the wooden counter, "he won't cut you to ribbons!" Levy blushed again, hiding her face in her hands. Lucy didn't know whether to smirk at Levy or roll her eyes in exasperation at Natsu.

"NO! I'M GOING TO RIP YOU TO PIECES BEFORE THAT!" Gajeel wrung his neck.

Cana laughed so hard that she fell off her barrel.


Now go follow Ask Fairy Bookworm. But she's on hiatus. Go follow her anyway. And here is the link with the post of the idea. Though you will need to get rid of some spaces.

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