I deserve to be loved A SPN FanFic

Chapter two: Tease

It was confirmed at this point that Sam Winchesters life was one of ruin and that nobody in heaven nor hell loved him. Why Might you ask? Why , According to Sam Winchester it's because he woke up today staring into the most beautiful face he had ever seen. And That Was a Bad thing. Because it was the face of the Ex-King of Hell. Crowley.

"What The Hell!" Yelled Sam jumping out of the bed in shock (and slight arousal; but he's not willing to admit dat yet)

"Hello, darling. Have a nice night" Purred the apparently still evil ex-demon.

"What are you doing in my bed." Asked Sam wide eyed and hoping to all hell that he had not gotten drunk last night, with a quick glance down he saw his pj's were in fact still attached and that was the one good thing that happened today.

"Morning sleeping beauty:" Grunted Dean as Sam Shuffled out of his bedroom Blushing a deep red shade of scarlet.

"Mmm" Hummed the Younger brother and sat at the table soon to be joined By castile who seated himself by dean only to have the eldest Winchester move to the other side of the table.

Castiel frowned and looked down at his shoes.

"Dean, I am sorry" Whispered The angel as he nervously kicked his shoe's together, a rather human habit the celestial being had grown accustomed to doing when concerned.

Dean ignored the angel as Crowley sat by Sam

"Trouble in paradise?" Laughed Crowley as he looked from dean to Castiel.

"Screw off asshat." Growled a dean

"Touchy Touchy, Me and Moose never fight like this do we Sammy." Smirked the ex-demon

Sam Just rolled his eyes and told his brain to shut the hell up when it thought 'hmmm, maybe Crowley wouldn't be half bad as a boyfriend.' Becouse Sammy new his brain was just confused , because Sam Didn't like boys, Or ex-kings of hell.

Sam Was researching a possible vampire hunt when he felt something on his neck….something wet and hot.

The Winchester slowly turned to get sight of the dark haired man staring wickedly at him as if he were a treat to be gobbled up almost like turkey on a thanks giving dinner.
"Did you just lick me…." Questioned The Moose

"You looked yummy. I couldn't help my self Moose, I just had too."

"Are you a top or a bottom" Crowley asked

"screw off" replied sam

"Do you like bondage"

"Screw off"

"How big are you Moose?"

"Screw Off"

This had been going on for only about two and a half hours, dean had walked in at one point but took the wise path and left quickly
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The day continued on like this Dean would avoid Cass, Cass would chase dean. Sam Would avoid Crowley, Crowley would almost sexual assault Sam.
Because yes it was confirmed nobody in heaven nor hell loved Sam Winchester