Still don't own Metal Fight Beyblade. ;-; Though thanks to Team Starbreaker, it has a canon yaoi love triangle! :D


SOMEBODY'S ASS WAS ABOUT TO GET WHOOPED, YO!

"ALRIGHT, WHO ATE MY HAMBURGERS, WHO?!"

The other boys groaned. Gingka had been parading around the house, yelling that all day. Nile had tried to calm him down, but had ended up getting accused himself.

"It was probably Toby." Kyoya suggested dryly.

At this turn of events, Masamune began getting pissed, because Kyoya just threw a diss, at the one guy he wants to be his. Did you notice I made that all rhyme, or were you too busy not understanding it?

"It wasn't me!" Toby protested, crossing his arms in self defense should Gingka decided to pull a Tarzan on him.

Speaking of Tarzan, Gingka was imitating him that very moment. Swinging from tree to tree. Well, not really. Hell, he couldn't even climb the first tree!

"It was boogie man!" Yu screamed before diving under Tsubasa's chair for protection. All was lost when Tsubasa scooted his chair to the left.

Gingka stopped singing the 'Tarzan and Jane' song long enough to process Yu's idea. What if it was the boogie man?! God knows what he might do next! He could, he could...I don't know, kidnap Tsubasa or Toby. The fan girls-who were obviously boogie man's bosses- loved doing that, considering they thought those two were sooooooooo hot.

Pfft. They had horrible taste. He, Gingka Hagame, was the hottest. And he was also gay, so that could've added to the lack of fan girls, but he could be wrong.

"So, if it is said boogie man, what do we do?" Kyoya asked, sounding extremely bored and tired.

"PANIC! WE FLIPPING PANIC!" Yu screamed from under Tsubasa.

For some odd reason, the fact that Yu was sitting under Tsubasa's chair reminded Gingka of a chicken and an egg. Unsettling thoughts began seeping into his mind. It's up to your imagination to figure out what they were.

"What if it was," Toby gulped, "teletubbies?!"

They (excluding Tsubasa, who had fallen asleep, and Kyoya, who didn't know what teletubbies was) all screamed. NOT TELETUBBIES!

"We've gotta hide!" Masemune suggested bravely, pumping a fist into the air.

OK, the braveness sorta dropped to very low levels the moment he said 'hide', but it's fine. FOR NOW! DUN DUN DUN!

Then Gingka sneezed. Loudly.

Yu thought this was a raging teletubbie (what this sounded like, no one wanted to know) and started death squeezing-as in hugging- Tsubasa, who was completely awake and completely confused. Toby was randomly flailing his arms in different directions, while Masamune was trying to figure out how to get into his pants.

Oops, ignore that last statement there.

Speaking of getting into Toby's pants, Zeo happened to be spying on all of them (if you could call eating lunch nearby spying) and decided to wreck Masamune for trying to get his guy. Shut up, fan girls! There was no way in hell or in teletubbie land that he was gonna have a love triangle. No way, no how.

Anyway, eventually the gang decided to head into the Teletubbie defense bunker! Or TDB, whatever you want to call it. Yu named it, with a plastic soda bottle and everything. Oh, and if you're wondering why Nile is, he's getting them all weapons.

"Tsu-chan." Yu tugged on Tsubasa's arm. "Do you like Ryoga or me?"

Tsubasa did a double take. He didn't like Ryoga, no, but...Yu was a freaking little kid! Was that pedophilia? Well, if the kid was willing-Just never mind.

"You."

Yu looked pleased with this answer and proceeded to run in circles screaming 'the enemy is near' or 'doom is upon us'.

Frankly, the TBD was kind of boring. There wasn't a Wii or an Xbox in it, for one thing. Gingka vaguely noted that it was probably Dipsy who'd taken his hamburgers. Or Tinkie Winkie, considering he had a top hat and seemed fatter than the others.

All of a sudden, they heard a scream. And the several other screams, but those were Yu's. The first one...? Probably Toby. It was always Toby.

Yep, it was Toby.

"Everybody stay calm-" Kyoya tried, but failed because of an extremely angry Zeo.

"KYOYA! I CAN'T STAY FUCKING CALM! TINKIE WINKIE HAS CAPTURED TOBY!" Zeo screamed at the top of his lungs, which was actually very, very loud. Ouch.

They all gasped. NOT TINKIE WINKIE! HE WAS THE MOST MALICIOUS ONE OF ALL! Toby's goose was cooked.

"What if someone else is next?" Gingka asked shakily, edging away from all of the windows and doors.

Yu was really freaking out now. He was like a high on sugar wombat! I don't even know what a wombat looks like, but I don't wanna know. Anyway, the point is, they were all freaking out.

Meanwhile...

"I'LL NEVER TELL YOU ANYTHING! NEVER! NOTHING!" Toby screeched, though it was more out of terror than of bravery.

He refused to let these...'teletubbies' win! Especially Tinkie Winkie. He fucking sucked ass!


Oh no! Tinkie Winkie's got Toby! Who's next?!

R&R or else I'll sic Tinkie Winkie on you. And for the people who have no idea what the heck Teletubbies is, it's an old show. Just Google it. -3-