Chapter 2: The Battle

DanMat6299: GUESS WHO'S BACK!

Rabbit: I thought I saw the last of you a few chapters back in "BABIES"!

DanMat6299: (singing) You're late, you're late
For a very important date!

Rabbit: . Are you making fun of my new name?

DanMat6299: (singing)Follow the fold and sing along, Sing along, sing along.
Follow the fold and sing along. Follow, follow the fold.

Rabbit: You've seen "Guys and Dolls" lately, haven't you?

DanMat6299: Yup! OOh! I wanna make something happen!

Numbuh 2: What?

DanMat6299: "Time Squad appears."

+KERPOW+

Tuddrussel: Alright, Larry. Where are we?

Larry: (opens mini-computer) We're in the middle of an "Author's chapter prolouge".

DanMat6299: It works! (hands paper and pencil to Otto) Can I have your autograph?

Otto: Aw, how flattering!

Tuddrussel: Hey! Why not my autograph?

DanMat6299: (imitates Larry) Creton.

Tuddrussel: O.o

Numbuh 2: Uh, okaay. Rabbit doesn't own KND, DanMat6299, "+KERPOW+", Harry Potter, South Park, or anything else besides her fan kids.

DanMat6299: That's right! I OWN THE SOUND-EFFECT KERPOW! ME AND THE REST OF MY FORUM MEMBERS!

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[The KND common area]

Numbuh 1 was standing behind his podium, his members sitting in their spots. A werewolf lays on Numbuh 3's lap.

Numbuh 1: Okay, Kids Next Door. We know what to do. We've went through the plan at least ten of fifteen times already.
Three members nodded. But Numbuh 3 kept petting Numbuh 6.
Numbuh 3: Such a cute widdle werewolf.
Numbuh 4: Get that flea bag off! ::Numbuh 4 was about to shove Numbuh 6 off of Numbuh 3::
Numbuh 6 growled. But Numbuh 4 swore he heard some voice in his head.
Voice: ::In Numbuh 4's head:: You wouldn't want to be bitten now, do ya?

But that voice... it seemed so...familiar. Numbuh 4 shook that thought out of his head His mind probably was playing tricks on him because of this mission. Numbuh 2 was acting a bit strange. He must have been hearing something because he kept looking around to see nobody talking.
Voice: ::yelling in Numbuh 2's head:: Yo! Testing one, two, three! Can you hear me?!
Numbuh 2: ::out loud:: Not so loud.
Everyone stared at Numbuh 2.
Voice: ::In Numbuh 1's head:: Yo! Numbuh 1. Can you hear me?! Hopefully you can. Because I have psychic powuh's.
Numbuh 1: ::back to the voice:: Numbuh 6, is that you?!
Numbuh 6: Yep, it meh. I should have told you in the first place. Numbuh 2 and 4 must be thinking they're crazy right now.
Numbuh 1: Yeah, they must think that now. ::clears throat and is not talking in mind talk:: Now, Numbuh 2 and 4. Before you think you have to go to a mental institute. That voice you've been hearing was none other than Numbuh 6.
Everyone in the room gasped. Numbuh 6 was a mind reader?! How was that possible?! But everyones surprise was interrupted by an explosion that made everyone nearly jump out of their skins. All of the KND members looked out the window to see at least almost every villian they ever fought. There was the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, The Toilenator, Stickybeard along with Chewy and Gooey, Knightbrace, Gramma Stuffum along with Liver and Onions, and the Common Cold. But along with the DC was Professor Chaos along with General Dissaray and his hamster minions.

Numbuh 6: ::thinking to self:: Son of a bitch!
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door! BATTLE STATIONS!!!!

Numbuh 6: ::In everyones minds:: SIX!!! ::Holds a cool device in her mouth that Numbuh 2 made for her. It was called a U.Z.I (Ultimate hot Zingering firing Instrument)::
Numbuh 5: FIVE!!! ::Holds a S.C.A.M.P.P. (Soup Can And Magnified Photon Phlazer)::
Numbuh 4: FOUR!!! ::Holds a new weapon Numbuh 2 made. The A.T.T.I.C. (A Tricky device That is In disguise of a Chainsaw)
Numbuh 3: THREE!!!! ::Holds her T.H.U.M.P.E.R (Teddy Hurling Ultra Microwave Powered Ejection Rifle)::
Numbuh 2: TWO!!! ::Holds a new weapon he made. The P.I.S.T.O.L (Preety Intelligent Sneaky Tool On Legs)
Numbuh 1: ONE!!! ::Holds the S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. (Solid Pine Loaded Artillery Nicely Kicks Enemy Rear)::

They all run out of the Treehouse HQ and go outside to their enemies. Numbuh 1 faces The Toilenator. Numbuh 2 faces The Common Cold. Numbuh 3 faces Gramma Stuffum. Numbuh 4 faces Knightbrace. Numbuh 5 faces Stickybeard. And Numbuh 6 faces her all time enemy, Professor Chaos.

(Rabbit: Everythings cool when you listen to Rob Van Dam! Numbuh 2: Okay... Rabbit: Whats with this "+KERPOW+"?! Whats up with that?! Numbuh 2: I have no clue. Rabbit: Well you know what. I made up mah own little sound effect thingy. And goes a little somethin' like this. *KAPLOOIE!!!!!!!!* Numbuh 2: ::has ears covered:: Sheesh! Are you trying to prove a point or something? Rabbit: Well, you could say that. All I'm saying that MAH SOUND EFFECT IS LOUDER THAN HIS!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- ::mouth is covered by Numbuh 2:: Numbuh 2: Don't make people deaf now! YEOUCH! ::Cradles his left hand:: Rabbit: Thats whatcha get. But I think I wanna see "House of a 1000 corpes" instead of "Anger Management". It looks scary. Numbuh 2: Whats the matter, you afraid of "Dr. Satin"? Rabbit: A little bit. But you might be too! Numbuh 2: ::Gulp:: I am. Rabbit: ::GASP!:: NUMBUH 2!!! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!! Numbuh 2: AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!! ::Jumps into a tree:: Rabbit: Just kidding! Mwahahahahaha!!!!)

The DCFDTL were sitting back and watching the Kids Next Door fight their enemies. But they were mostly paying attention to Professor Chaos and General Dissaray fight Numbuh 6. The football helmet DC was holding some sort of whistle in his hand.

Prof. Chaos: So, we meet again, "Rabbit".
Numbuh 6 growled at Professor Chaos.
Prof. Chaos: We'll see who is the toughest S.O.B.
Numbuh 6 tackles Professor Chaos. He screams like a little girl.
Numbuh 6: ::to Prof. Chaos mind:: I always knew you screamed like a little girl. You weak son of a bitch!
Prof. Chaos: General! Get the whistle!
Gen. Dissaray: Yes, Professor Chaos.
General Dissaray went to get the whistle from the football helmet DC. He got the whistle and blew it. Nobody heard the sound. But the only reaction was that Numbuh 6 got off Professor Chaos. But if the whistle didn't have no sound, then it must have been a...
Prof. Chaos: A dog whistle!!!! Yes, my greatest plan ever. Keep blowin' the whistle, General. I now have time for my revenge!!!! ::Begins to kick Numbuh 6::
But for some odd reason, Numbuh 6 was getting up. Professor Chaos stared at her, wide-eyed. He looked to see his General, knocked out on the ground. Numbuh 6 got her weapon is place. It shot out a green beam of light.
Prof. Chaos: ::Yells in pain as he is electricuted::
Numbuh 6: ::in Prof. Chaos mind:: Pay backs all a bitch, ain't it?
Professor Chaos fell on the ground, in pain. Numbuh 6 went to help the other members.

Toilenator: Ha! You'll never defeat us! Kids Next- AUGH!!!!! ::Is getting electricuted::
Numbuh 1: What the- Numbuh 6!
Numbuh 6: ::In Numbuh 1's mind:: Yep. Needed to help you out. Now if you excuse me, there's others I need to help.

Common Cold: Ha, that weapon doesn't even work! ::Points to Numbuh 2's weapon::
Numbuh 2: It works you-
Numbuh 6: ::In the CC's mind:: You nasty ass slime ball.
Common Cold: What the- ::Turns around to see Numbuh 6::
Numbuh 6: ::in CC's mind:: Was it somethin' I said?
Common Cold: Yes it was, you furry fur ball.
Numbuh 6: ::in CC's mind:: Enough of this foolishness! ::Uses her U.Z.I. on the Common Cold::
Common Cold: AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!! ::Is on the ground::
Numbuh 2: Wow, thanks Numbuh 6. ::Pats Numbuh 6 on the head::
Numbuh 6: Any time Numbuh 2. Any time.

Numbuh 6 continued to help he rest of her members.

DCFDTL: Retreat you fools!
The DCFDTL's limo pulls up and they get in. The limo rides off. The other villians got up and ran off because of the brutal beating they were getting. All of the KND members cheered and went back into the Treehouse for a celebration. (Rabbit: I love mah life. But someone doesn't appreciate it. But you know what Numbuh 2? Numbuh 2: What? Rabbit: The stairs of mah house tried to kill me last night. Numbuh 2: O.o What?! Rabbit: Yeah, I almost slipped and fell down all the stairs. But I only slipped on the first step and stayed there. Numbuh 2: Okay. Rabbit: It must have been you that wanted me to kill mahself. Numbuh 2: Never!)

Numbuh 1: We couldn't have done it if Numbuh 6 wasn't here.
Numbuh 3: Yeah, hooray for Numbuh 6!!!
Numbuh 5: Neva' could of done if she wasn't here.

The Kids Next Door celebrated by drinking some soda. But for some odd reason...they were falling asleep. Into a deep sleep. Two shadows crowded over Numbuh 6 and Numbuh 2. One was pulling Numbuh 6. The other was trying to pull Numbuh 2.

General Dissaray: Professor Chaos, a little help here.
Prof. Chaos: Hold on my dear General. Let me get this bitch into the Villian mobile. ::He comes back five minutes later:: Okay, I'll help. ::They both struggle to get Numbuh 2 to the Villian mobile. And struggle to get him into the Villian mobile:: Stupid Kids Next Door, you will feel my wrath!!! AHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Rabbit: I'm glad I had today off. Numbuh 2: Why? Rabbit: So I could finally get this story up. Numbuh 2: Whatever. Rabbit: Well, it's actually a SNOW DAY!!!!!!)

DanMat6299: Well, another chapter consisting of the crossover between KND and South Park!

Rabbit: I AM SO EVIL!

DanMat6299: (sarcastically) Tell us something we don't know.

Tuddrussel: Whatever. Let's blow this popsicle joint!

Larry: Indeed. (flips open mini-computer and begins typing)

DanMat6299: (quickly) "Larry's time travel software crashes"!

Larry: (stops typing when his min-com begins to chirp, malfuntioning) Hey! That wasn't nice!

DanMat6299: Sorry, guys, but I wantcha to stay a bit longer!

Otto: (shrugs) Oh, well. Please review!