Tate and Amelia - The Computer Nerds

The camera turns on and shows Tate and Amelia busy at their computers. "Hello, and as we are speaking we are working on a program that will activate a coffee machine on the other side of the world" said Tate. "This is very complex" said Amelia. They sat there for a few minutes, typing at their computer. "Know for the moment of truth" said Tate as Amelia pressed a button. One of the computer screens turned to a coffee machine in the middle of the artic, making a coffee. A man in a parka went and picked up the coffee and took a drink. He then gave a thumbs up. "Voilà" said Amelia. "Please accept us" she continued. The camera then turned off.

Sam and Garry - The Ex-Interns

Sam and Garry are sitting in their living room facing the camera "Hello Total Drama, I'm Sam" Sam began "And I'm Garry." the other finished "You may remember hiring us as slave labor, I mean interns. Well we're back, and we're out for cash."

Garry nods "Oh yeah. We want in on the new Ridonculous Race. We're gonna come, we're gonna see, and we're gonne freaking crush it!"

Sam nods "Well put. Oh, would you see if our 'friends' are still outside? Might give the producers some incentive to pick us."

Garry nods and grabs the camera, taking it out to a window and looking down at a crowd of irate mimes, waving invisible torches and pitch forks. "Eeyeah, they're still there. Who knew mimes could hold a grudge?" Garry muses.

"Doesn't surprise me, never trust a man that doesn't talk. Shut the camera off, we're gonna be here a while."

*Static*

Clive and Joshua - Grandpa and Grandson

Clive and Josh are facing the camera.
Clive waves.
"Wave at it son" he says to a bewildered Josh.
Josh waves "But why- what is this for?"
"I've signed us up for that- Ridiculous Race thing"
"Its Ridonculous" Josh corrected his Grandpa automatically.
"Wait- is this an audition-tape" he suddenly looks stunned.
"Yep" Clive slings an arm around Josh's waist as he can't comfortably reach the shoulders "So you sure this fab-tab machine is on"
"Yep" Josh mumbles under his hands, which are now covering his very red face.
"Great" Clive says before addressing the camera "To you fabulous people at Total Drama, my grandson and I feel we would be a fantastic addition as a team for your ridiculous-"
Josh groans hands still on his face "Ridonculous"
Clive continues as if Josh hasn't spoken "it is an amazing thing you dolls and guys have created and we ("you" Joh adds), we believe we are up for the challenge- pick us- we definitely have something to add- especially this boy next to me- he has an incredible mind"
"Just turn it off" Josh groans.
Clive winks to the screen and laughs "All-right Maria, turn this fantastic invention off"
The screen then goes blank.

Adrian and Blair - The Ambitious Step Sisters

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Mo and Jake - The HotShots

"Hey Don! Mo here."
"And I be Jake."
"So we're auditioning for your show..."
"And we'd be epic! We can handle anything!"
"And he means anything! We take risks all the time so we can totally handle any challenge you put us up to!"
"Dude if you want a wicked season, pick us!"

Carol and Eric - The Devious Duo

*Static* Carol is sitting on a rather nice couch, laying out as Eric paints her toenails purple. "Hello, I'm Carol Osmendez, and this hunk of gorgeous muscle is Eric." Eric flashes a smirk at the carmera "We want in on the new Total Drama Race. The money will help me pay for my buisness degree, and could help Eric start at least a food truck. I've got the guil of Heather, the brains of Noah, and am hotter than all other girls combined. Not to mention Eric, who's hotter than Justin and stronger than Dj to boot. Point is, if you want an interesting season, pick us."

Natalie and Hartley - The Archery Siblings

(It shows Natalie and Hartley doing archery in the backyard)
Hartley: Hello. I'm Hartley Roselund, this is my Step-Sister, Natalie Saunders.
Natalie: Hey. You see, his Dad married my Mom for three years. And we knew we like archery since. And now. We're gonna do the Ridonculous Race. Awesome!
(Natalie and Hartley shoots the arrow the their bow and made a double bull's eye.)
Hartley and Natalie: Bull's Eye!
Natalie: Said it first
(The audition tape ends)

Deborah and Miranda - The Coworkers

The setting is the inside of a coffee shop with a fit blonde pulling the arm of a smaller brunette in order to get both girls in the camera shot. The brunette was insisting on getting back to work but as soon as the blonde pleads "do it for our manager", the smaller girl slumps her shoulders and both step in front of the camera, one with a smile and the other with her mouth in a neutral line.

Blonde: "Hi there, Ridonculous Race! My name's Miranda and this is Deborah!" * playfully nudges the brunette* "Say hi, Deb!"

Deborah: "Hello..."

Miranda: "You're too precious! Anyway we both work together but we don't really 'work together' if you know what I mean! So our manager wants us to compete together as a trust-building exercise, right Deb? It's gonna be spectacular, you and me seeing the sights and flirting with hotties and getting our first fifteen minutes of fame!"

Deborah: *looks at her partner sternly* "Let's get one thing straight. This is just for Angie. You may see this as some Hollywood dream in-the-making but this is nothing more than an extracurricular work project. I'll do my best to cooperate with you but it's not supposed to be a party."

Miranda: *has her mouth in an unexpectedly nasty scowl and crosses her arms* "You need to chillax and get that stick out of your uptight butt."

Deborah: *her eyes narrow angrily* "And YOU need to see this for what it is; a task that you can't just shrug off with Candy Crush."

Miranda is about to retort but remembers that she's being filmed and laughs obnoxiously while pulling Deborah into a hug. Deborah retains her angry expression.

Miranda: "You're such a jokester, Debbie! Please put us on your show! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!". She smiles brightly before angrily nudging Deborah in the ribs who forces a strained smile before the camera goes to black

Ethan and Brady - The Acappella Singers

the camera shows a classroom with different kinds of instruments and also a whiteboard . then we can see ethan and brady .
brady is doing beatboxing while ethan is singing then they noitice the camera.
"oh hi" said ehtan " we are ethan-"
"-and brady" brady finished "and we are-
"the acappella singers" they bothe speak at the same time
" we would like to get into the show" brady said
"so we could bring some music to it" ethan said
"so pick us" they both said as they start to do various instruments sounds with their mouth .
the camera turns off

Estwynn and Prima - The GunPla Masters

Estwynn and Prima are in the midst of building a 1/100 Master Grade Gundam Nataku before addressing the camera.
Prima: Hello, GunPla nation.
Estwynn: This video is to serve as a message of us throwing our hats into the Ridonculous Race.
Prima: With the prize money, each of us could be able to create our own ultimate GunPla, and become two of the best builders that the US and Canada have ever seen.
Estwynn: Plus a free trip around the world doesn't hurt either.
Prima: True.
Estwynn: We just thought we would get one little quickie project out of the way before we shove off.
Prima: IF they accept our audition.
Estwynn: You're overlooking it, we're charismatic, we're somewhat famous, there's now way they wouldn't want us on the show.
Prima: We'll just see about that.
Estwynn and Prima: See you at the starting line!

Pheobe and Melaine - The Feuding Twin Sisters

The camera statics before it comes into focus, Phoebe beaming as soon as it works. "Is it on? Yes! Okay!" She takes a step back to show that this was recording within a decent-sized kitchen. "Hey, Phoebe Summers here and ready to join your next show! I'm a real tough cookie who is not afraid to hold back punches, so bring on those challenges 'cuz I'll be ready for 'em!" She pauses to look down at the frying pan currently heating up a nearly-completed pancake and gives it a flip, just as Melanie enters the shot.

"What the heck are you doing with the camera?" Melanie asks with her hands on her hips, a frown on her face as she glares at her sister. "I'm shooting a video for our audition tape for the Ridonculous Race! By the way, watch out." "Watch out? What do you-" The other girl shrieks as the pancake falls right on her head and knocks her over, causing Phoebe to burst into a hysterical laugh. As she falls back to laugh some more, the other girl stands back up and glares down at her. "You are such a FREAK!" With one last irritated sigh, she turns to the camera and covers the lens with her hand, thus ending the video.

Vladimir and Viola - The Black Magic Userz

Static is seen…the camera then turns on showing a young man adjusting it. He has pale skin, neck-length feathered strawberry-blonde hair, blood red eyes, he's about 5'7', he is thin and slightly muscular, his left canine tooth is unusually sharp like a fang and he is wearing a white button us shirt with a loose black neck-tie covered by a black trench coat that reaches his mid-thigh, black dress pants and black lace up gothic boots. He also has a very small black top hat on his head with a red ribbon and a yellow ribbon hanging off of it.
"Vlad is it on" a female's voice is heard asking in a deep southern accent.
"Yes Printesa mea frumoasa its on" Vlad replies in a Romanian accent as he moves out of the way of the camera letting the viewer see a blood red sofa behind him and a young woman sitting on it. She has chocolate colored skin, waist-length wavy raven black hair, deep violet eyes, she is 5'6' and model thin and she is wearing a A blood red spaghetti strap gothic lolitta dress, a black leather jacket, black lace fingerless gloves, black lace tights and black knee-high high-heeled gothic boots. she also wear heavy black eyeliner and blood red lipstick. She also wears a engagement ring on her left ring finger. The ring has a large garnet stone in the center that is surrounded by six small diamonds. Vlad then sits down beside her.
"So how do we make on of these audition tapes again?" he asks.
"Just follow my lead Frumos meu Prince" she says sending a big smile towards the camera, "Hi Ridonculous Race producers i'm Viola and this here is my handsome and loving fiancee Vladimir and we want to e on your next season".
"We watched last season and we were big fans…the goths by far were our favorites" Vlad says.
"We were so sad when they got eliminated…damn those ice b***" Viola says.
"We don't take kindly to cheaters…its just not right" Vlad says.
"I know right…either play the game fair or get lost…i don't have time for someone trying to cheat me out of a million dollars that i worked hard to earn so no better try and cheat us of the competition because i got a whole bag of blank Voodoo dolls…all i need is a single hair and boom there gonna be feeling some pain" she says as Vlad wraps his arms around her and cuddles her affectionately.
"And that is why i love you" he says making her smile as she hug him, back. He then turns to the camera, "Also i should let you know…i'm a magician…and no not those crappy wannabe's that you see at kids parties, i'm talking the real deal…i study black magic so if anyone tries to cheat, manipulate or hurt my precious prințesă…i'll make the regret the day they were born…i have allot of spells i'm dying to use on some j*** face" he says.
"I love it when you get all overprotective of me" she says.
"And i love it whenever i can make you smile" he says.
"Te iubesc prințul meu frumos" she says.
"Eu te iubesc prea frumoasa mea printesa" he says pulling her into a very passionate kiss. The camera records them kissing for another hour before dying of low battery

Kiku and Anya - The Otaku's

static is shown as the camera turns on showing a girl turning on the camera. She has porcelain skin, waist-length icy blonde hair, almond shaped dark violet eyes, a heart shaped face, she is model tall and model thin and she is wearing a dark violet corset style gothic lolitta dress with off the shoulder black lace sleeves, a black tutu for a skirt a black leather jacket with a hoodie that has cat ears on top, black lace fingerless gloves, black lace tights and black knee-high high-heeled gothic boots. She also wears a necklace with a silver open heart pendant. She smiles towards the camera and then turns around revealing a forest of Sakura (Cherry Blossom) trees. Sitting by one of the trees is a boy. he has pale skin, he is short messy black hair, almond shaped chocolate brown eyes, he is quite thin with little to no muscle and he is wearing a white button up shirt with a black necktie covered by a dark tan sweater-vest, purple plaid pants and brown dress shoes. The girl turns to the boy.
"Kiku say hi to the producers" the girl says happily in a thick Russian accent sitting down near him but not next to him.
"Konichiwa I am Kiku and me and my friend Anya would rike to audition for your new season" Kiku replies in a thick Japanese accent.
"Yeah ve heard about your new season and ve thought ve vould try out…i mean vho vouldn't vant to explore the vorld for free" Anya says.
"Yes it wirr be very fun to get to see the worrd" Kiku replies.
"And think about this…ve could hit every anime and manga store all over the vhole vorld" Anya says getting excited as Kiku's super calm demeanor changes and he gets excited as well.
"We could get every manga that has ever been made" Kiku says happily.
"I know…so please vhen choosing your new cast please keep us in mind" Anya says.
"Sayōnara" Kiku replies.
"Do svidaniya" Anya says as she shuts the camera off.

Audrey and Marley - The Oblivious Pair of Unlikley Friends

The camera turns on and reveals to figures sitting on the side of a vending machine. The background noise is very loud and appears to be busy and full of laughter, and a few laser guns are heard. The camera focuses and the figures begin to some into focus. A short brunette fumbles with the buttons on her blouse, and begins to straighten out her skirt neatly, blushing furiously when a snicker comes from the taller of the two.

"A-audrey? What's so funny? I'm just trying to prepare for our audition tape.." the short brunette pout, addressing the taller figure as 'Audrey'.

'Audrey' turns to face the petite girl, directing her attention back and forth between her and the camera. Clearing her throat, Audrey smirks at the shorter girl.

"Marley, you doofus, you're too nervous to realize that I already turned on the camera." Audrey cackled, pinching Marley's nose. "And would you look a that, already 40 seconds into the audition clip… Oh uh, make that 43 seconds."

"W-what? Oh goodness, why didn't you say something earlier?" Marley stuttered, feeling overwhelmed with the camera being on this entire time.

"Because you looked cute tidying yourself up like that." Audrey slyly remarked. Unbeknownst to her, however, Marley's blush increased and she had the slightest of smiles ever present on her face. Playfully smacking the taller of the two, Marley tried unsuccessfully to wipe off her blush.

"You, beanpole, just hurry up and focus, jeez." Marley cleared her throat. "Um h-hello there! My name is u-uh Marley Rose, you can address me as which ever, I don't mind. And this tall dork is my f-friend Audrey Kingston, aka the beanpole. We'd like to enter the Ridonculous Race this season, if it isn't too much trouble that is.." Marley meekly stated, eyeing the camera wearily.

"What my dear shortcake here forgot to mention is that we," Audrey flashed a grin at the camera," are a totally mind blowing dou and we're going to knock your socks off with how we roll!"

"A-audrey!"

"Ehum, with Rose here as the brains, and myself as the brawns, nothing can stop us. I'm tall, strong, dominant and I have plenty of band and sport experiences. She's a creative thinker who's been in honors classes for all her academic life and she's short and quiet, making her super sneaky." Audrey winked, leaving Marley with a gaping expression.

"Anyways, we're applying because we want to escape this hell of a life we have, and we really need this experience and reward, heh not to mention this would give me the perfect opportunity t-"

"HEY! GET A ROOM YOU TWO! I'M TRYING TO GET TO MY CHEESY BALLS!" a small preteen boy yelled at the pair, fuming impatiently, not caring about the embarrassment he just caused or what he interrupted. Marley, red-faced, hurriedly sent the boy apologies which were dismissed, and Audrey awkwardly handled the camera.

"Uhhh, wi-with that, this is Audrey Kingston with Marley Rose, a-and we're out of here." Audrey stated unsurely, dropping the camera in the process. The camera went to static.

Nicky and Kat - The Fraternal Twins

*Static* (Shows Nicky and Kat in room, decorated in lots of things, but room is clearly split in half.)
"Hi, Don! My twin, Kat, and I want to compete in your race…" Nicky trails off.
"To prove everyone wrong! You see, people say we can't do anything together, for whatever reason." Kat says.
"Probably 'cuz we're twins." Nicky frowns.
"Woow. Talk about stereotyped!" Kat makes a disgusted face.
"So, please pick us!" They say at the same time.
"Nicky! I told you we should practice before we recorded!" Kat turns to Nicky.
"We have. We recorded this, like, 50 times! We even-" Nicky is cut off by static.

Connor and Ransom - The Childhood Best Friends

*camera turns on*
*It shows Ransom and Conor hanging out outside*
Ransom: Wazzup total drama, Ransom here and me and my best friend want to be on your show. Right Conor.
Conor: Yep.
Ransom: You see, I've got the Brawns, and he's got the brains, and together were UNSTOPPABLE.
Conor: You better believe it!
Ransom: SO PICK US!
*camera turns off

Corey and Liam - The Twins

There are two twins sitting down at a desk. One of them eager and excited, the other looking as if he wants to get this over with. The eager twin speaks first.

"Hey! We're here to audition for your show! I'm Corey and my brother here is..." Corey introduced, waiting for Liam to introduce himself too, yet gets no response. "...Liam! Well, anyway, me and him saw the first season of the Ridonculous Race and I was like, 'WOW!' It was really good!"

"I felt like it was unfair and depended on too many things that were out of your control, like angry taxi drivers, or the language barriers. It was fun to see how the competitors dealt with stress in their own little ways though." Liam expressed his opinion.

"Why do you talk like that, you don't need to use that many words, I mean-" Corey stated, before turning to see the camera. Realizing that they are still doing an audition, he began to turn his attention towards the camera. "Oops! Sorry! Anyway, us two would really love to join your show! I feel like we'd rock it like it's hot!"

"Um, that's not a saying, it doesn't even make-" Liam complained, before being interrupted by Corey accidentally.

"Pick us!" Corey exclaimed as he turned off the camera.

Jordan and Antonio - The Best Bros

Antonio is seen lifting weights.
Ant- "Hello there! I am the great Antonio! And I'm the person who's gonna get a million bucks from your show! With my good looks and awesomeness I'll wow the audience!"
Jordan- "Bro you just got back are you sure about this"
Antonio- "A car crash isn't something to worry to much about brother of mine! We got some money to win!"
Jordan- (pointing to another direction) Hey look! It's a random distraction."
Antonio- "Ooo! I wanna see! (Runs off screen)
Jordan- (no longer smiling) "Ok so here's the deal. If you think my brother is bad than I'll make sure to give you some fun. I'll make sure to take everyone down to win this. And nobody's getting in my way. Or else my friend... Bad day! (Smiles creepily)
Antonio- (walks back in as Jordan goes back to his normal grin.) "Anywho! It's time you got someone who was popular, amazing, and incredibly great looking on your show! And if you let us on, I'll make you spaghetti!"
Jordan- "Funny part his he'll actually make spaghetti."
Antonio- "Of course I will. Oh wait Jordan do you want to say something."
Jordan- "Nah I'm good... I have to fix a broken pencil."
Antonio- "Why?"
Jordan- "Oh because.. You know what.. Never mind... It would've been...(starts grinning even more) Pointless!"
Antonio- (Facepalm) "Seriously bro! Come on! That's such a bad way to end the audition!
Video ends here

Ambrose and Anya - The Arranged Engagment Couple

Ambrose bows respectfully at the camera "Hello people of Total Drama, my name is Ambrose, and myself and my fiancé would like to be part of your show"
He then shows a head shot of Tanya "This is my fiancé Tanya and I believe we have allot to give to your show- I have been told she is a talented girl, a free spirit, I myself am a dedicated man to the martial arts and a philosophical thinker- our spirits would rise to the challenges you could present us"
The camera then jumps to a new scene where Tanya is glaring at the camera "Muum- what is this?"
A woman's voice is heard from behind the camera "Tanya sweetie, this is for your fiancé behave"
Tanya rolls her eyes "Not participating I did not agree to do this stupid show"
"Tanya" the woman's voice is heard again before the camera is turned off.
It is turned on again and Tanya is smiling an overly big smile at the camera "Hello Total Drama, my name is Tanya and I would absolutely love it if I were to be a part of your show- I would be a great asset"
"Perfect Tanya" her mum says from behind the camera.
Tanya shrugs "Whatever- you got your shot"
"We'll just delete the earlier stuff"
Tanya shrugs once more "If you can manage it" she then walks away.
And the camera is then turned off.

Franklin and Oliver - The Cool Cousins

*Camera starts rolling*
Franklin: *whispers* Ok, are you ready?
Oliver: Yeah
Franklin: *pops up from the side* Hey what's up everybody? My Name's Franklin
Oliver: *pops up from other side* And I'm Oliver
Franklin: And you can pretty much call us...
Together: The Cool Cousins
Franklin: It would be really great if we could be a part of The Ridonculous Race for this season
Oliver: We would be a great team to be selected, and we won't be like those damn Ice Dancers
Franklin: You got that right *performs signature handshake*
Oliver: And just a message to the other teams, you do NOT! want to make Franklin angry
Franklin: ...uh, what he said. Anyway we would love to be a part of the race
Together: Peace out
*Camera stops rolling*

Nick and Patrica - The Cosplayers

*Camera starts rolling*
Nick: Uh, hi there. I'm Nick
Patricia: And I'm Patricia
Nick: And as you can tell by our costumes, we're Cosplayers
Patricia: Don't mistake us for LARPers
Nick: We're also in a relationship together, if you're wondering
Patricia: We want to enter the Ridonculous Race because it would be a great way to go around the world
Nick: And because we want to start our own anime convention if we win.
Patricia: Exactly. So we hope you can pick us. It'd be great
*They both wave at the camera*
*Camera stops rolling*

Jack and Honey - The Disco Dancers

*Camera Starts Rolling*
*Shows Jack and Honey dancing underneath a disco ball*
Honey: Hey Sugars, you can call me Honey
Jack: And my name...is Jack
Together: And we've got the Disco fever in our bloodstream
Jack: You should pick us to be a part of The Ridonculous Race because of our groovy dance moves
Honey: Don't get too cocky sugar, that's a sign of weakness
Jack: Oh right. Thanks Honey
Honey: So if you want some boogie brought to you. Pick us to be a part of your Race
Together: Groovy
*The pair continue dancing*
*Camera stops Rolling

Ollie and Allie - The PreSchool Show Hosts

*static*
The camera turns on to show a man and woman in nearly matching outfits in what appears to be a green room, sitting on a couch.
"Morning, people behind the Ridonculous Race," Ollie introduced. "Or... afternoon... or, whatever the heck time it is. If we seem familiar to you... well, that may be because your kids have seen us on TV."
"We are Ollie and Allie, stars of the hit pre-k show, Barry the Bunny," Allie continued. "The only prob is... that's all we're known for. We've tried auditioning for other things, but it's always the same thing."
"Ooooohhhh, you're the guys from Barry the Bunny, OOOOOOOHH..." Ollie interrupts, in a mocking tone before going back to his original voice. "Well, we've had enough of it. The kids remembering us? That's fine. At least then, we're getting the target audience. The parents remembering us? That's when I lose it."
"We want to be taken seriously," Allie says with a look of determination. "And we WILL be taken seriously."
Suddenly a loud noise arrived from the studio's loudspeaker. "OLIVER AND ALLISON, YOU'RE ON IN FIVE," it said in a loud and crackly tone, soon mixing with the sounds of cheering children.
Ollie just groans as he reaches for the camera again.
*static

Caleb and Marcie - The Youtube Nerds

*static*
The recording starts to show a round, blonde, young man backing away from the camera lens.
"Heyo, lovely people behind the Ridonculous Race! My name's Caleb, and this is Marcie," he says, gesturing to Marcie as she gives a small wave and a smile. "And we're from the half-million subscriber hit, VideoBox!"
"We're here to audition for your next season, and maybe we can give ytouy even more viewers! "How?", you may ask," Marcie adds, trying to match Caleb's personality. Suddenly, her face and voice simultaneously drop "Well, what part of "half-million subscriber hit" did you not understand?"
"Not to mention, if your kids have ever watched any of our vids, they'll tell you how entertaining we are! So do the smart thing- pick us: Caleb and Marcie!"
Caleb moves towards the camera to turn it off... only to trip and knock over the camera.
"Oh, CRA-"
*static*

There, we go. See you later