This is an iCarly Interview

Summary- This Is An iCarly Interview, if you didn't guess, ask the iCarly gang and their friends and family crazy questions and dare them insane dares-they'll do 'em-trust me!

Disclaimer-I thought we were on the same page here

Chapter 2

Andrea-Hey this is more of the iCarly interview!

Sophia-I'm Sophia

Andrea-Yeah, nobody cares!

Sophia-Humph.

Andrea-And we have Griffin and Guppy with us!

Sophia-Hi Guppy! Who's awesome!

Guppy-Not you! *Smiles widely*

Andrea-Ain't that the truth!

Sophia-*Gives me the death stare*

Andrea-You don't scare me.

Gibby-But she scares me so read a question!

Andrea-*Sticks tongue out at Gibby*Question #1

From-Seddie-is-sexy

I dare everyone to throw something random at (lol)...Wempe lol ok sorry and I dare Sam and Freddie to kiss

Andrea-I CALL THROWING SOPHIA!

Freddie-They said throw something random at Wempe.

Andrea-Sophia is something random!

Zach-I have rights!

Andrea-No you don't!

Sam-I don't wanna kiss Freddie!

Andrea-Did I ask you what you want?

Sam-No.

Andrea-Exactly! Now throwing random stuff at Zach! *Starts to make an attempt to pick up Sophia when Butch (quarterback on football team) comes up and whispers in her ear*

Butch-*Whispering* Zach has rights!

Andrea-Since when?

Butch-Since his mom heard the dare.

Andrea-Remind me to talk to her later.

Butch-Will do. *Walks away writing something on his clipboard*

Andrea-Oh well, on to the Seddie kiss!

Freddie-Aw!

Andrea-Boy, don't you test me!

Freddie-*groans*

Andrea-Boy what did I just tell you, I still have that taser!

Sophia-*Looks down at clipboard* Ooh, look. This one from DaydreamKid says:

I dare Sam to sit on Freddie's lap for the rest of this interview.

Andrea-Lemmie see that! *looks over the other dares/questions DaydreamKid dared/asked* Ooh, we'll do these after they kiss. Ooh, but they are not singing!

Sam-Why? I can sing!

Andrea-Yeah, but Freddie can't.

Freddie-Hey!

Andrea-Oh shut up, Benson! *Mumbles under breath* What is it with you Bensons?

Freddie-What?

Andrea-I said what is it with you Bensons!

Carly-How about we get on with the dare before Andrea has another moment.

Andrea-Yes, Sam sit on the nub's lap and kiss him! Oh, I have an idea, let's listen too If I Didn't Have You!

Gibby-Why?

Andrea-Cause I love the flippin song!

Gibby-Well then, Can I take my shirt off?

Andrea-Why?

Gibby-Cause I love the flippin song!

Andrea-What?

Carly-He enjoys dancing with his shirt off to songs he loves.

Andrea & Sophia-Ooh.

Griffin-Why am I here?

Andrea-Cause I said so.

Griffin-Fine then.

Sam-We're done!

Andrea-What!

Sam-We. Are…

Andrea-Don't repeat it! I can't believe I missed it! Waint it doesn't count if there isn't a witness!

Sam-Spencer witnessed it!

Spencer-Uh…

Andrea-*Get's really close to Spencer and gives him a really scary death stare* Did you really see something.

Spencer-NO!

Sam-Spencer!

Spencer-I'm sorry, she's scary and she has a taser!

Andrea-*pats his head* Good. *points to Seddie* KISS!

Seddie-*Kisses*

Andrea & Sophia- *Squeals while jumping up and down*

Seddie-*Pulls away and looks really mad*

Andrea-*rolls eyes*Oh, suck it up!

Sophia-Next question! From DaydreamKid

Spencer how did you meet Socko?

Spencer-Junkyard

Andrea-Details, give me some details.

Spencer-I can't.

Andrea-Why not?

Spencer-This is rated K.

Andrea-Oh My God, ok next question. From DaydreamKid

Sam-How many questions does this freak have?

Andrea-5 now SHUT UP!

Sam-*Widens eyes* Well…

Andrea-You so started it! Any Who DaydreamKid

Carly if Griffin wanted to get back together would you?

Criffin-*Blushes*

Andrea-Answer the question!

Carly-Yes

Griffin-I wanna get back together.

Carly-So do I

Andrea-Yes we've established this so ya'll are back together let's have a party!

Gibby-Can we really?

Andrea-No Gibby!

Sophia-Next question

Sam-Lemmie guess, it's from DaydreamKid

Sophia-You're a good guesser!

Andrea-Anyway, question from DaydreamKid

Sam has there ever been a time when you and Melanie got along? If so, when was it?

Sam-No

Andrea-Is that it?

Sam-No chiz ever so smart one!

Andrea-For that I'm going to do the next dare.

Sam-what is that supposed to mean.

Andrea-*smiles mischievously* Oh you'll see.

Gibby-You're scaring me.

Andrea-Gibby!

Gibby-*Starts crying*

Andrea-*rolls eyes* Wempe comfort Gibby.

Zach-Why?

Andrea-Cause I said so!

Zach-*rushes over to Gibby* It's ok Gibby.

Andrea-Good, now dare from Coketree20

Sam and Freddie- Make out with each other for 1 entire minute and then be hooked up to a brain scanner so that we know what you really thought about it.
Also Sam and Freddie- While hooked up to the brain scanner; admit your true feelings for each other.

Sam-You don't have a brain scanner!

Andrea-Oh contraire Blondie

Sophia-*Rolls in a brain scanner*

Sam-Oh joy.

*Football team comes and hooks them up to brain scanner*

Andrea-Well, make out!

*5 minutes goes by*

Carly-*whispers* It's been a minute.

Andrea-Well duh, I can tell time just fine thank you very much.

Seddie-*Pulls away*

Freddie-How long has it been?

Andrea-*looks at watch* 6 minutes more or less.

Seddie-WHAT!

Andrea-6 minutes more or less

Sophia-Admit your feelings for each other!

Sam-I don't have feelings for you

Sophia-That's not what the brain scanner says

Andrea-I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! *Run's over to brain scanner results* Aww you both love each other!

Seddie-*Blushes*

Andrea-Ok, while we are having this moment Seddie star says

I dare Sam and Freddie to kiss in the rain…

Sophia-*whispers* It says for 30 seconds.

Andrea-*whispers*I know that, but they don't

Sophia-I don't get it

Andrea-*pats her head*I know

Sam-It's not raining

Andrea-This is Seattle, it'll start raining soon. *Thunder roars* told you, now go!

Seddie-*Groans but goes outside*

Everyone else-*runs to window*

Seddie-*starts kissing*

Andrea-Aw, ew, they're totally making out.

Everyone-*backs away from window awkwardly*

Guppy-*claps* Happy Birthday!

Andrea-Anyway a question from coketree20

Carly, if Sam and Freddie start dating would you approve their relationship?

Carly-Yup.

Andrea-You got meat downstairs?

Carly-Yes…

Andrea-Bring me to it.

*Carly, Sophia, and Andrea go downstairs.*

Spencer-And this concludes today's iCarly interview! See you at the next one! Wempe turn the thingamajiggy off.

Zach-There's no respect.

Review and leave dares for me to dare and questions for me to ask, please!

LOVE ALWAYS,

-randomness