This is an iCarly Interview
Summary- This Is An iCarly Interview, if you didn't guess, ask the iCarly gang and their friends and family crazy questions and dare them insane dares-they'll do 'em-trust me!
Disclaimer-I thought we were on the same page here
Chapter 2
Andrea-Hey this is more of the iCarly interview!
Sophia-I'm Sophia
Andrea-Yeah, nobody cares!
Sophia-Humph.
Andrea-And we have Griffin and Guppy with us!
Sophia-Hi Guppy! Who's awesome!
Guppy-Not you! *Smiles widely*
Andrea-Ain't that the truth!
Sophia-*Gives me the death stare*
Andrea-You don't scare me.
Gibby-But she scares me so read a question!
Andrea-*Sticks tongue out at Gibby*Question #1
From-Seddie-is-sexy
I dare everyone to throw something random at (lol)...Wempe lol ok sorry and I dare Sam and Freddie to kiss
Andrea-I CALL THROWING SOPHIA!
Freddie-They said throw something random at Wempe.
Andrea-Sophia is something random!
Zach-I have rights!
Andrea-No you don't!
Sam-I don't wanna kiss Freddie!
Andrea-Did I ask you what you want?
Sam-No.
Andrea-Exactly! Now throwing random stuff at Zach! *Starts to make an attempt to pick up Sophia when Butch (quarterback on football team) comes up and whispers in her ear*
Butch-*Whispering* Zach has rights!
Andrea-Since when?
Butch-Since his mom heard the dare.
Andrea-Remind me to talk to her later.
Butch-Will do. *Walks away writing something on his clipboard*
Andrea-Oh well, on to the Seddie kiss!
Freddie-Aw!
Andrea-Boy, don't you test me!
Freddie-*groans*
Andrea-Boy what did I just tell you, I still have that taser!
Sophia-*Looks down at clipboard* Ooh, look. This one from DaydreamKid says:
I dare Sam to sit on Freddie's lap for the rest of this interview.
Andrea-Lemmie see that! *looks over the other dares/questions DaydreamKid dared/asked* Ooh, we'll do these after they kiss. Ooh, but they are not singing!
Sam-Why? I can sing!
Andrea-Yeah, but Freddie can't.
Freddie-Hey!
Andrea-Oh shut up, Benson! *Mumbles under breath* What is it with you Bensons?
Freddie-What?
Andrea-I said what is it with you Bensons!
Carly-How about we get on with the dare before Andrea has another moment.
Andrea-Yes, Sam sit on the nub's lap and kiss him! Oh, I have an idea, let's listen too If I Didn't Have You!
Gibby-Why?
Andrea-Cause I love the flippin song!
Gibby-Well then, Can I take my shirt off?
Andrea-Why?
Gibby-Cause I love the flippin song!
Andrea-What?
Carly-He enjoys dancing with his shirt off to songs he loves.
Andrea & Sophia-Ooh.
Griffin-Why am I here?
Andrea-Cause I said so.
Griffin-Fine then.
Sam-We're done!
Andrea-What!
Sam-We. Are…
Andrea-Don't repeat it! I can't believe I missed it! Waint it doesn't count if there isn't a witness!
Sam-Spencer witnessed it!
Spencer-Uh…
Andrea-*Get's really close to Spencer and gives him a really scary death stare* Did you really see something.
Spencer-NO!
Sam-Spencer!
Spencer-I'm sorry, she's scary and she has a taser!
Andrea-*pats his head* Good. *points to Seddie* KISS!
Seddie-*Kisses*
Andrea & Sophia- *Squeals while jumping up and down*
Seddie-*Pulls away and looks really mad*
Andrea-*rolls eyes*Oh, suck it up!
Sophia-Next question! From DaydreamKid
Spencer how did you meet Socko?
Spencer-Junkyard
Andrea-Details, give me some details.
Spencer-I can't.
Andrea-Why not?
Spencer-This is rated K.
Andrea-Oh My God, ok next question. From DaydreamKid
Sam-How many questions does this freak have?
Andrea-5 now SHUT UP!
Sam-*Widens eyes* Well…
Andrea-You so started it! Any Who DaydreamKid
Carly if Griffin wanted to get back together would you?
Criffin-*Blushes*
Andrea-Answer the question!
Carly-Yes
Griffin-I wanna get back together.
Carly-So do I
Andrea-Yes we've established this so ya'll are back together let's have a party!
Gibby-Can we really?
Andrea-No Gibby!
Sophia-Next question
Sam-Lemmie guess, it's from DaydreamKid
Sophia-You're a good guesser!
Andrea-Anyway, question from DaydreamKid
Sam has there ever been a time when you and Melanie got along? If so, when was it?
Sam-No
Andrea-Is that it?
Sam-No chiz ever so smart one!
Andrea-For that I'm going to do the next dare.
Sam-what is that supposed to mean.
Andrea-*smiles mischievously* Oh you'll see.
Gibby-You're scaring me.
Andrea-Gibby!
Gibby-*Starts crying*
Andrea-*rolls eyes* Wempe comfort Gibby.
Zach-Why?
Andrea-Cause I said so!
Zach-*rushes over to Gibby* It's ok Gibby.
Andrea-Good, now dare from Coketree20
Sam and Freddie- Make out with each other for 1 entire minute and then be hooked up to a brain scanner so that we know what you really thought about it.
Also Sam and Freddie- While hooked up to the brain scanner; admit your true feelings for each other.
Sam-You don't have a brain scanner!
Andrea-Oh contraire Blondie
Sophia-*Rolls in a brain scanner*
Sam-Oh joy.
*Football team comes and hooks them up to brain scanner*
Andrea-Well, make out!
*5 minutes goes by*
Carly-*whispers* It's been a minute.
Andrea-Well duh, I can tell time just fine thank you very much.
Seddie-*Pulls away*
Freddie-How long has it been?
Andrea-*looks at watch* 6 minutes more or less.
Seddie-WHAT!
Andrea-6 minutes more or less
Sophia-Admit your feelings for each other!
Sam-I don't have feelings for you
Sophia-That's not what the brain scanner says
Andrea-I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! *Run's over to brain scanner results* Aww you both love each other!
Seddie-*Blushes*
Andrea-Ok, while we are having this moment Seddie star says
I dare Sam and Freddie to kiss in the rain…
Sophia-*whispers* It says for 30 seconds.
Andrea-*whispers*I know that, but they don't
Sophia-I don't get it
Andrea-*pats her head*I know
Sam-It's not raining
Andrea-This is Seattle, it'll start raining soon. *Thunder roars* told you, now go!
Seddie-*Groans but goes outside*
Everyone else-*runs to window*
Seddie-*starts kissing*
Andrea-Aw, ew, they're totally making out.
Everyone-*backs away from window awkwardly*
Guppy-*claps* Happy Birthday!
Andrea-Anyway a question from coketree20
Carly, if Sam and Freddie start dating would you approve their relationship?
Carly-Yup.
Andrea-You got meat downstairs?
Carly-Yes…
Andrea-Bring me to it.
*Carly, Sophia, and Andrea go downstairs.*
Spencer-And this concludes today's iCarly interview! See you at the next one! Wempe turn the thingamajiggy off.
Zach-There's no respect.
Review and leave dares for me to dare and questions for me to ask, please!
LOVE ALWAYS,
-randomness
