I don't own hetalia.
After that, the countries decided to split up into groups to meet the other states. Before they could do that, though, a teenage boy ran through, chased by a teenage girl. "West, let's get married again" she shrieked.
The boy only started to run faster when she said that. "Never!" he yelled.
The girl growled at her apparent ex-husband. "How can you be like this! We were fine as a single state, but NO, you just HAD to be independent. You HAD to be your own state! I was your WIFE! How could you leave me? We were happy together, but now we are apart, and we aren't happy. But we could be happy again, if you would just come back to me. Come back West, I beg of you!" she said while chasing after him, tears falling from her eyes.
The countries just stared as the two states ran out of sight. Italy smiled. "I wonder who they were. They seemed a bit upset. Maybe I can help them with hug therapy." he said.
Romano sighed. "Your stupid hug therapy won't help anyone, fratello." he told Italy. "Whoever they are, they are probably okay. I just hope none of these states are potato bastards."
As soon as Romano said that, a boy walked up to the countries. He held a basket of potatoes. "Hey, I was wondering if any of you wanted some of my potatoes. They were grown in my state, Idaho, so they are the best quality in the world. Does anyone want any?"
Romano growled at the boy. "Fuck off, Potato Bastard!" he yelled. Italy sighed and hugged his brother. "Hug therapy time!" Italy said cheerfully. Spain was watching the Italy brothers. "Ita and Roma are so cute together, si!" said Spain in a very happy voice. "Shut up, tomato bastard! And. Fratello, stop with your hug therapy" Romano screeched.
Germany sighed. "Shut up!" he yelled to get everyone's attention. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at him. "Can we be nicer, the boy was just being a good host." he scolded them. They nodded. "Sorry..."
The boy shrugged. "It's okay. I'm Idaho, by the way." he introduced himself. "I'm famous for potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite."
The countries nodded. "Nice to meet you, mind if you introduce us to some of your siblings?" they asked
