Err... Sorry for late update though I think I know people aren't reading this. I seriously know it. Anyways... I don't have so mucha faithful reader now do I?
XDD I don't think it's so late, but... yeah. On... September 7, 2006, this chapter was created! HUZZAH!
DISCLAIMER...: Ita-chan says that I don't own him, Naruto, these songs, their artists, or Ayame. I OWN AYAME. Yea, the one I hope that's not a Mary Sue. The name, no. Her, yes. It's so sad, I cry sometimes -sniff-. This is also my most favorite chapter and is officially declared that on 9/12.
Warning: If you like Sakura, watch it cause I don't like Sakura and I WILL place Sakura bashing here and there! Not everywhere, but most of the time. Sasuke will have it minor because he's gay. Sorry. It's just cute when he's gay. Temari and Ino hates each other. You don't like to see what's up with them... do you? Random OOC. Copied offa chappy 1!
KARAOKE TIME:.:.: Tsunade- Do Your Chain Hang Low
Recap:
Everyone laughed and clapped at Sasuke's performance. They even saw him smile! Now that's a bonus!
"Okay. Who's next?" Tenten asked.
Tenten became unnerved. "WHO'S NEXT? I'm going to use my Soushouryu against your stupid butts!"
Neji and company gulped, including Temari. Everyone knows that Temari beat Tenten, but Temari didn't bring her fan along, so she's gulping.
"FINE! Tiger… Serpent… Monkey… Hare… Serpent… Soushouryu!"
'Shit, she is using her technique!' thought Neji and Lee.
"Just Kidding!" exclaimed Tenten when she saw Itachi glare dangerously at her. Not Sasuke, Itachi. (A/N: Ita-chan! So hot and awesome and hot and strong and hot and awesome and strong and beat up Kakashi and Kurenai and Asuma and Gai and strong and smart and a serial killer! In this occupation thing I did, I put serial killer in it. XDD)
"Anyways… Let's get on with our poll." Tenten said.
"Who chooses Naruto?"
Sakura, Sasuke, and… Kakashi?
Kakashi, Kurenai, Gai, Asuma, Anko, Ibiki, Shizune, and Tsunade-obaachan were there. Ayame was just plain confused.
"GAHH! Don't scare us like that!" Everyone said in unison.
"GAHH! Don't say stuff in unison!" Everyone said again.
"GAHH! Don't be stupid idiots!" Everyone said again in unison.
"Bakas." Tsunade-obaachan said.
Everyone stared at her. She stared back.
"Anyways, who should go second?" Tenten asked.
"Anyone choose Naruto?"
-cricket sounds inserted-
Until Sakura brought her hand up, everything was dead quiet.
"Okay? Now… Itachi?"
Sasuke, Shikamaru, Chouji, Naruto, and Gaara raised their hands… lazily.
"Oooh… Naruto's out. Now, um… Me? Tenten?"
Neji and Lee raised their hands up.
"HAH! I'm out too. Now… Tsunade-hime!"
Naruto, Kakashi, Shizune, Ayame, Sasuke, Tenten, and Hinata raised their hands up.
"Itachi's out now… anyone else?"
"INO!"
"TEMARI!"
Ino and Temari glared at each other while Shikamaru said, "Troublesome."
Tenten just looked at I and T then to S. Then she got the idea. She whistled. Shikamaru said, "Troublesome."
"Let's choose a song for Tsunade-hime!" Tenten declared.
"Tsunade-obaachan should play that one song by Young Jibbs!" Naruto suggested.
Ayame nodded. "Yea. I think it's called… Do Your Chain Hang Low or something."
Tenten was reluctant, but she let Tsunade-obaachan do it anyways.
"Okay, brats. Let's see what's the worst you can get me," Tsunade said.
The music to the song Do Your Chain Hang Low by Yong Jibbs (A/N: Or however you spell it. SORRY!) was playing and it's 4 o'clock P.M.
"BEASTA!
"Do your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low," Naruto sang for the kid part while pretending he had a big-ass necklace.
"Is that your chain?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain
You know the name," Tsunade-obaachan rapped.
"Is that your chain?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain
I'm off the chain," Tsunade-obaachan flew her hand backwords. However you do that.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm hot kid
Chains so low you would think that diamonds never stop it
And it's funny cause you could never stop it
A bunch of rocks on my hand n I ain't even on the block yet
Show em white gold sorta hold em like my timsAnd a chain hang 24 inches like the rims
Diamonds all blown up yeah sorta like a pimp
So when I like hit the ice
It starts glistenin off the tims (off the tims)
"My chain hang
All it do is blang blang
Have blue, have red
Like my diamonds gang bang
And dont even think
We on the same thing
Charms so heavy they couldn't lift it till the crane came," Tsunade-obaachan also pretended to have a big-ass necklace called a BLING-BLING.
"Do your chain hang lowDo it wobble to the flo
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low
"Do your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low," Naruto sang the chorus.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Im so icy (do yo chain)
My trunk so heavy that my neck dont like me (do yo chain)
Go n no no no is not a game kid (do yo chain)
Cause I throw my chain in the crowd (do do do do do do yo chain)
Like game B." When Tsunade raps, Naruto does the parentheses.
"Is nothing
Diamonds is nothing to me
(do yo chain) Especially when Im dressing up
Is just a button to me
Bling! (could you thro it over yo shoulda) and not to mention my teeth
Cause they color coordinated
Complimentin the teeth
Oh bra (boy) dats!
"So check out my swag
Diamonds red, white, n blue like the American flag
Boy (do yo chain) is so colorful
N see I got that nice screen
My money spend on jewels
I call it my ice cream (chain, chain, chain, chain)
"My music give you black eye
Cuz of the beating
They think I am a mutant
The way a boy is beasting (chain, chain, chain, chain)
I stay when n sometime u call it cheating
Yeah, my boys always around
Like is a mee-ting," During the song, Tsunade-obaachan pretended to be all gangster-ish, like one part she has her hand in front of her waving sideway while showing her cheek to one side or doing a peace sign or something.
"Is that your (do yo chain) chain?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain)
You know the name! (do do do do do do yo chain)
"Is that your chain?
Bout 24 inches is how low I let it hang (do yo chain)
How bout the ride n let the diamonds smoke off the range (do yo chain)
Just by the chain you can tell the big kid do a stain (do yo chain)
Im off the chain! (do do do do do do yo chain)," Tsunade-obaachan stopped rapping."Do your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low
Do your chain hang low
Do it wobble to the flo
Do it shine in the light
Is it platinum, Is it gold
Could you throw it over ya shoulda
If ya hot, it make ya cold
Do your chain hang low," Naruto sang in a kiddy voice.
When they got off the stage, although no one knows how Naruto got up there in the first place, everyone clapped or whistled or cheered for their rapping and singing.
"That's awesome Tsunade-hime and Naruto!" Tenten congraduated them.
"Yeah!" nearly everyone else said.
"BOOO! NARUTO, YOU SUCK AND… Tsunade-shishou, you rock," Sakura said.
Naruto got downcast and Tsunade got pissed.
"Alright, err… who's next?" Tenten asked.
A/N: I couldn't choose to sing/rap this song... Itachi is awesome. Sakura is such a bitch... To me, she is. And remember, Sasuke is a homosexual that loves little Naru-chan! Too bad Naruto doesn't notice. XDD
My resources say that my information on Tenten's Soushouryu a.k.a. Rising Twin Dragons was correct. I don't really know.
