Rumor That Became True

This is chapter 2, and really not much to say, but Enjoy!


Pedophile was something I never wanted to be, well I don't think I am... Anyways, I like Len, and I don't know how I will tell him, or if I should. We are alone for a year, because Miku and the others went on tour, of course they would pick a good moment in time for it. To tell the truth I liked Len for awhile, and every time I think about it, makes me feel happy, but also sad, because we won't ever me together, if only he was older.

"Luka-sama! Luka-sama!" Len said as he pulled on me and I finally snapped back into reality.

"What?" I said calmly as he picked up bananas "Oh, yeah, did you get the broom?" I asked and he shook his head.

"I'll be right back" he said as he dashed off, and I sighed, and I was surprised when no one came up too him.

"Oh, my Kami! It's Len!" I heard a girl scream as he came running back down the aisle I was in.

"Luka-sama!" he yelled as he came running back and I saw a wave of girls coming towards us.

"Len!" I said as I ran for my dear life "I told you to wear a costume or something!" I yelled out to him as he gave me that irritated face.

"You got a scarf on in the middle of the summer! They probably think your some lunatic!" as we made it to the exit of the store "Luka-sama, we didn't pay for the stuff" he said panting and the girls were still coming, so I grabbed him by his collar.

"Well, hurry and go pay for them" I said as I threw him into the horde.

"Luka-sama! Help me! Ah, don't touch me THERE!"

Later On

"What's taking him so long?" I asked myself, and then looked down as I felt the guilt over come me.

"Luka.." I heard the small boy's voice and I turned to see him not wearing any pants.

"Uhh, where's your pants?" I asked and he walked past me.

"I don't know..." he got in the car, and I went in after him.

"Okay Len I know you must be mad, but I feel bad" he slowly turned his head towards me, with a STFU face. "Hey, do you want a banana smooth?" I got out the car, and opened his door dragging him out.

"What are you doing!" he started trashing out, as I dragged him towards the park across the street.

"We are going to have fun!" I yelled back at him, and he was quiet for a moment, I looked at him and I saw a smile "What?"

"Without my pants? Ah, Luka-sama I didn't know you were into me that way" he said jokingly, even though it wasn't for me.

"Eh, How about I just leave you out here, and one of those girls will take away something else!" I saw him shrug.

"It's every guys dream to have every girl come after him" I huffed.

"So, why'd you run to me?" I asked finally irritated.

"Uhh, so how are you?" he said as we finally made it to the rode, and there was too many cars.

"I'm great" I picked him up again by his collar "Alright, are you ready?"

"For what?" he said with a shaky voice.

"Oh, this!" I slung him across the street, It's like a slow motion catch, but there was no catcher. "I totally did not think that through"

"Luka-sama!" I heard a crack, and I was surprised that the street was clear.

"Well, that was ironic" I said as I ran across and saw Len curled up in a ball "Hey, buddy why not get uncurled and lets go"

"I can't, I think I lost my spine" his voice was cracking, and I noticed his spine on the steps of the gate, it was snapped in half "I-Is it okay, is it re-tachable?"

"Uh, yeah sure just, open your mouth?" I saw him slowly open his mouth and I took some strings out my scarf and wrapped the spine together, and stuffed it in his mouth.

"Luuk sop" was all I heard till it finally went in.

"There" I smiled as he somewhat uncurled, and hugged me.

"Don't go to sleep tonight" he said into my ear, as I felt chills go throughout my body, and he happily pranced away.

"Why me?" I asked myself as I dropped to the ground "WHY?"

"So dramatic" I heard a lovely purple haired man "What's up Luka?" he said as I got up fast.

"Gakupo, I forgot all about you" I said smiling, and he gave a blank face.

"I'm not remembered! Why! What have I done Luka? What?" he started crying.

"Yeah, that was more dramatic then me" I pat his head, and his face lit up.

"Anyways what are you doing?" he asked as he wiped away his MAN tears.

"I'm taking Len, who ran off pants – less in to the park somewhere" I said.

"Len! Len! We have to go save that monkey!" Gakupo said as he grabbed me, and pulled me closer to him "We will avenge him, by making love!" he screamed out making everyone look.

"Ah, how does that make sense! He's not even dead so there's nothing to avenge! Stop drawing attention anyways!" I said as he let me out of his grasp.

"I feel rejected" he said as he slumped to the ground, and I patted his head.

"Madam" I heard someone say, and once I looked up I saw Len in a banana suit.

"What the hell are you doing!" I yelled at him, and pat my head.

"My job~" he said as he started dancing "Yep this works~" he was air humping, and I blushed deeply.

"I wanna be in a suit" Gakupo proposed and I slammed his head into the ground.

"No, you don't" I looked at Len, and I had to laugh, he looked creepy and adorable.

"Luka-sama" he said, as he grabbed my hand "Dance with me" he grabbed me into his hold.

"Dancing with a banana" I started crying.

"Luka!" I heard Gakupo yell as he had on a Eggplant suit "See these tears? Their manly tears! I'm a man! Not a boy!" Len stopped dancing, well dragging me.

"You wanna go purple bitch?" he said as he pushed me out of the way, and Gakupo laughed.

"Yes, let's go!" they started fighting, like real idiots, but hey the place where banana smoothes are made got a lot of customers.

"Take this" Len said as he pushed him down, but Gakupo countered with grabbing his leg making him fall too.

"Well, I'm going home!" I yelled out as I walked out of the part.

Now, I have to babysit Gakupo, damn you Miku!


Well, my brother made up manly tears, and since Gakupo's a man, I thought why not do manly tears.

Manly Tears, Only Men Shed Them.

Disclaimer: Vocaloid, and Manly Tears.