The Voyage Part I've lost count

Day #2 19Ohyeahitwas1969…or was it?

After the rather periodic argument about ice cream, we ferociously sailed the previously mentioned waves, containing flying fish and square headed, Television screen-producing octopi. Through enough effort of the crew, we made it through, but crudely, Gonzo pointed out, "Bowling balls…

"What was that, Captain Gon-"

"BOWLING BALLS"

The roasted peanuts took their place at cannon front as the allies of the fragment sentence pirates, the bowling ball scurvy germs, were trying to steal the 100% Attendance at the Krusty Krab award…

They got it.

We viciously threw threats to them about how poorly done their ship looks and how hair salons need to offer certain amounts of Blendy Pens. Not that they care about hair salons or blendy pens, the brutes.

So, without the award, the crew was rather disappointed. But fear not! For that reward was simply a gift from a fragment sentence traitor (it was probably Pikachu, but I can't remember…drats, that's 2 things I forgot, when this happened and when I fought in World War 1 as the cotton candy salesman).

I shall not continue the story, but I will at least introduce who I am. I'm Jonathan, and I lead a crew of loyal companions in whom want to know the good word of the football-playing king in space with a mustache. The rest is up to you to figure out…until of course, either the next part comes out or when the Sun says that it's needs to be more social with the people of the planet it warms.