"I'm Not Lovin' It"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Total Drama and it's characters. Total Drama and its characters are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, my good friend Jeff Hardy Fan VR1 requested a sequel, a la a second chapter to the Gwen/LeShawna cat-fight fic, so your wish is granted. Believe me, you're gonna like it buddy.
Chapter 2
Both Gwen and LeShawna were sprinting like crazy to the next street just to get their hands on the bacon-wrapped deep dish pepperoni pizza down at Little Caesars. They didn't care if the cars stopped in front of them or if they were heckled by the angry drivers on the road. All they wanted was a taste of that bacon-wrapped pizza.
So far, LeShawna had the lead for the first part of the race, but Gwen managed to use her speed and agility to get past her. But as the store opened up, LeShawna managed to shove Gwen to the side and beat her to the cashier.
"Hello, and welcome to Little Caesars!" The cashier said. "What would you like to order?"
"I'd like one of your Bacon-wrapped Deep Dish Pizzas!" LeShawna panted, running out of breath.
"Anything else?" The cashier replied.
Before LeShawna could order something next, Gwen bumped her out of the way so she could make the next order.
"A gallon of Pepsi, please!" Gwen exclaimed. "On the double!"
"Right away, ma'am!" The cashier nodded. "That will be $11 please! I'll will have it ready for the both of you when it's done!"
"Mmmmmmm, I can't wait!" Gwen said, rubbing her hands in an evil way.
So as the Goth Girl started paying the cashier and waiting for her pizza, LeShawna got up to her feet and fired back at her friend.
"Please tell me you didn't just shove me!" LeShawna exclaimed.
"Nah, I didn't shove you!" Gwen exclaimed as well. "I simply pushed you! It's a different meaning!"
"Oh really?" LeShawna smirked. "Was it more like this?!"
Just to prove a point, LeShawna shoved Gwen to the ground, bumping her head a little bit on the concrete. It hurt a little bit, but Gwen managed to shake it off and get back up. Gwen was more madder than a bull causing a rampage.
"Nah," Gwen shook her head. "I think it was more like this!"
In retaliation, Gwen ran up to the big black gal and pushed back, hitting her big ass towards the pavement. LeShawna must admit that hurt, but nothing could compare to the damage she would unleash on the weird goth girl.
"You're starting to grind my gears for sure..." LeShawna growled.
"Really?" Gwen raised her eyebrow. "This wouldn't happen if you didn't fight with me for that McRib!"
"Oh, yeah?" LeShawna raised her eyebrow as well.
"Yeah!" Gwen nodded.
"OH YEAH?!"
"YEAH!"
Having enough of her bullcrap, LeShawna managed to tackle Gwen straight to the ground. With Gwen stunned a little, LeShawna unleashed a beating ghetto-style by sending her punches straight to Gwen's face in total rage. With the force of those punches, Gwen's face was getting a major reconstruction, thanks to LeShawna's fist.
With Gwen suffering a bloody nose so far, LeShawna took the time to taunt.
"How's it like to eat my fist, white girl?!" She shouted.
"Not as much as you're gonna eat this!" Gwen said, raking LeShawna in the eyes!
"AGH!" LeShawna yelped in pain. "My eyes!"
With LeShawna blinded from the eye rake, Gwen capitalized by getting behind LeShawna and getting her with a sleeper hold.
Pressing onto the submission hold, Gwen relieved the pressure through LeShawna's entire neck region, turning her entire head into a blueberry. So far, Gwen had the upperhand in this fight.
"So, how does it feel?" Gwen smirked, holding the sleeperhold really well.
"Eat my ass, goth girl!" LeShawna growled.
Showing great strength, LeShawna managed to get back up on her feet and snapmared her to the floor. As Gwen got back up, he turned to LeShawna, who was now bearhugging the goth girl to submission.
Gwen felt her entire stomach and ribcage crushed to pieces. LeShawna kept pushing her weight onto hers, which made Gwen hard to breathe. She tried to wiggle free, but the soul sister kept pressing her on.
"Give up now, Gwen?" LeShawna smirked, pressing on the submission hold tightly.
"Over... my... dead body!" Gwen exclaimed.
Using her head, Gwen headbutted LeShawna, letting her down for the moment.
As LeShawna was blinded from the attack, Gwen managed to hop on her back and take her down. As the soul sister laid facedown, Gwen decided to go old school by sitting on her back and wrapping her arms around LeShawna's knees, locking her in a Camel Clutch. LeShawna's back started being tender every time Gwen would sit on her back. The longer Gwen sat on her, the faster LeShawna would pass out.
"That pizza is mine, LeShawna!" Gwen snarled. "Just give up!"
"Hell... NO!" LeShawna shouted.
Suddenly, LeShawna got a second wind, struggling hard to break free.
Slipping out of the Camel Clutch, Gwen fell flat on his face, hurting her nose in the process.
"AGGGGH!" Gwen yelled in pain. "My nose!"
As she turned over, she saw something from above.
That of course happened to be LeShawna big-fat booty, landing all across her face! Gwen was hurt hard from the impact, being suffocated by that big rump on her face. Gwen tried to hit her in order to break out, but it was no use. LeShawna's huge butt made it hard to breathe for the Goth girl herself.
Suddenly, time was fading away from her. She kept on fighting and fighting until...
...
...
...she passed out.
Knowing that she was unconscious to the bone, LeShawna celebrated her victory.
"A-HA!" LeShawna shouted as she cheered. "I knew you couldn't escape my round booty! That's how we do it in the streets, white girl! I win!"
While she celebrated her victory, the cashier came back with the bacon-wrapped deep dish pizza in hand.
"Okay, here's your pizza and your 2-liter Pepsi." The cashier replied. "Enjoy and have a nice day!"
"Don't mind if I do!" LeShawna exclaimed, taking the pizza out of the cashier's hands.
Not even waiting to get home, LeShawna decided to eat it immediately as a sign of victory. It was all worth it, just to feel that bacon/pepperoni aroma through her nose. Her taste buds were dying just to get that first bite of that delicious pizza.
"Mmmmmm, bacon-wrapped deep dish pizza, come to mama!" LeShawna licked her lips.
But before she could take in that first bite, an eagle swooped in and stole the entire pizza, leaving LeShawna shocked and angry.
"AW HELL NO!" She shouted. "PLEASE TELL ME THAT EAGLE DIDN'T COME IN AND SWOOP MY ENTIRE PIZZA!"
Knowing that eagle wasn't gonna come back with her pizza, she had no choice but to accept defeat.
"That's just great," LeShawna groaned. "Now I just wasted $12 bucks. C'Mon Gwen, let's go home already."
Suddenly, Gwen wasn't responding. It was like she was giving LeShawna the silent treatment.
"Gwen!" LeShawna exclaimed. "I said we can go home now. Aren't you even hearing me?"
However, LeShawna had suddenly forgot that she was still sitting on Gwen. Feeling panic around in her heart, LeShawna finally sat back up to see Gwen croaking to death. Unfortunately, LeShawna had forgot to get off of her, which caused the goth girl to suffocate and turn purple. She couldn't respond one bit. LeShawna had taken one huge gulp, fearing for the worst. Apparently, she was either knocked out...
...
...
...or perhaps dead.
Fearing of the consequences, LeShawna gulped and said:
"Oh, fuck. I think I just killed Gwen..."
Luckily for her, Gwen managed to make a shocking recovery. However, she was still pissed at LeShawna for beating the crap out of her. So in revenge, Gwen beat LeShawna up so bad, she was injured in every bone around her body. Gwen was arrested for the crime, and just like that, their long-term friendship was over, never to make amends again.
And to think it was over both a McRib and a pizza.
I was originally gonna do a sequel to this, but I figured an extra chapter would be better enough for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1. So, I hope you're satisfied with this piece of awesome brutality!
Like I said, feedbacks are welcome, catfight fans. Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off!
