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"OMG water." Pikachu said, as he and Peach were looking out the window at the blueness.

"Look what I found!" Kirby said, coming into the living room, "It's an old Pokeball!" Just as he released the mystery Pokemon, Pichu, followed by Mario and Luigi dashed in.

The creature happened to be a Charizard, it roared and ate Pichu's face. With this it flew out into the hall.

Pichu was faceless.

"Um, faces are overrated anyway…?" Peach said,

Pichu was faceless.

In the second living room, Mewtwo came back and psychically stuffed the chickens into a tight ball of horror.

He rolled it behind him as he floated down a hall to his destination, "Can I eat those?" Yoshi asked, "I'm not used as much as an overeater as Kirby is, and plan to out do him."

"Not even these monstrosities are worthy to be fed to a green talking lizard." Mewtwo said.

"K." Yoshi said and walked away,

"Stupid Yoshi…" Kirby said angrily, knowing of Yoshi's 'evil' plan.

The puffball jumped out of the shadows and in front of the dinosaur, the two stared for a bit.

Yoshi ate Kirby.

Kirby ran around screaming as a chain chomp in Yoshi's stomach tried biting him. Kirby chopped Yoshi's head off from the inside with a chainsaw. Dr. Mario fixed Yoshi and walked away.

The two stared some more, then at Dr. Mario, who was facing away from them.

They ran up to the doctor and opened their mouths, "CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH?" They yelled,

Dr. Mario played a laugh track, then said, "No."

The two were discouraged by this and gave up, then ran to their rooms crying and listened to Nine-inch Nails.

"Stupid fish…" Captain Falcon grumbled as he looked out a window at the evil fish swimming and stuff while longing to read the newspaper.

Mewtwo reached the basement; he walked into the secret passage with the hologram wall.

Inside was blackness. Mewtwo pulled on the cord from the ceiling, turning on the light. It swung eerily as the psychic cat Pokemon looked into the cell, there laid a tuna sandwich.

"Here my masterpiece!" Mewtwo said as he opened the door and flung in the ball of chickens, then slammed it shut quickly. The sandwich ate the ball in one bite.

"Yummers!" Bowser said,

"You know about my secret cell?" Mewtwo asked, shocked.

Bowser ripped the bar door apart and stomped inside, he picked up the sandwich and dropped it down his throat. It ate its way out and Bowser, along with Mewtwo's bio-weapon, disappeared into thin air.

Dr. Mario somehow fixed that.

"You two?" Mewtwo asked again, shocked.

"Here ya' go!" Dr. Mario said and gave him his sandwich; Mewtwo was eaten in one bite.

He stared.

"Oh well." Dr. Mario said.

Mewtwo warped out into the lake. He swam up to the top, it was still raining and the small valley was almost full, the roof of the mansion just underwater.

Phlufferz swam towards him, meowing furiously and hungrily, Mewtwo warped away before he was devoured, back inside.

"Have you seen my cat?" Marth asked, violently shaking Link, Link pointed out the window at the kitty nibbling on the large bass swimming by.

"NUEZ HOW DID YOU GET OUT THERE?" the prince exclaimed and ran for the door.

Link watched as Marth swam out. Then Phlufferz come in through the pet flap for Pichu and Pikachu.

Mario was walking down a hall, destination: the kitchen. Suddenly Phlufferz tore down the hall and latched onto his face, gnawing at his eyes. Mario spun around and shook himself furiously as the cat was hanging on by its front claws and teeth while howling.

He swung to the right, the cat lost grip on his head and flew across the hall and smashed through a vas, it got up and madly scampered over to him. Mario ran off.

The Charizard had eaten the cookie jar whole and ran down the hall, taking flight in the little space it had.

Mario rolled under the dragon thingy as the cat jumped into the air to latch on again. They collided and a large pink bloodstain was on the floor.

Dr. Mario fixed them.

"NUUUEEE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!" Mario screamed as the cat revved a chainsaw.

Charizard smashed through the door and chased Falco. Fox, who was trying to walk on his hands, fell over the railing and impaled it with his body.

The chainsaw was too heavy for Phlufferz and was crushed.

"How could you!" Marth cried, wet and a small fish attached to his leg, ran over to the chainsaw with no sign of anything under it.

Marth lifted up the large chainsaw, the cat ran off; it clawed up the wallpaper and ran along the wall meowing irritably.

Peach fell through the floor into the basement.

"Lol spiders." Peach said as spiders swarmed over her.

Ness opened the refrigerator freezer, 'nothing, as usual…' he thought, pulling back a container.

Then he noticed something, amidst the layer of frost on the back, was a hardly noticeable, doorknob? He pushed it open to see blackness. Suddenly the florescent lights turned on to show a large, luxury freezer with almost endless delights and delicacies.

"Wow…" Ness whispered to himself as he crawled into the chilly wonderland.

There was a cozy long couch with a television facing it; a microwave was in one corner.

A penguin jumped in front of him, it had a nametag with 'security' on it.

"NUEZ stupid Master Hand…" Ness said under his breath.

Suddenly the floor next to them broke away and Peach poked her head up, a miner's helmet on.

She scooped more dirt out with her shovel; "You suck spiders!" she said and climbed out.

Yoshi then fell out of the entrance, "ZOMG." He said and looked around.

"RUN YOSHI! RUN!" Ness screamed, too late. The penguin had maneuvered around Ness and Peach, over some food boxes, and closed the trapdoor.

Later…

"Time for some peaches again!" Peach said as she carried another basket of peaches over to the three.

"NUUUEUEEEEUEUEE!1!1!1!1!1" Yoshi and Ness cried as horror ensued.

Suddenly Roy fell out of the secret door.

Everyone paused.

Roy looked at Peach, Ness, Yoshi, the penguin-goo, and the peach dispenser/torture device.

"Is that lasagna?" Roy asked Peach.

Later…

The two were laughing and eating while watching a random typical sitcom. Ness and Yoshi snuck out of Master Hand's secret freezer.

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