Thing 1: I finally finished chapter two!

Thing 2: It's about time!

Thing 1: *cowers in corner* E-enjoy the story!

Afterwards they just laid there, basking in the joy of what they'd just done. Ed, however, being the naïve little idiot he was at times, had his doubts. What if this had been one of those one night stand things? Or maybe Shikamaru had done those things in the heat of the moment? He looked over nervously and saw his new lover smiling widely. Ed relaxed as he saw how much love was in that smile. Then something else occurred to him. He sat up and looked down, shoulders slumped.

Shikamaru looked over and frowned slightly. What had put such a sad look on his lover's face? Surely it hadn't been anything he'd done…right? After all, he'd just made Ed scream with joy only a few moments ago. That meant something else was on his little lover's mind. He scooted over and wrapped one arm around Ed.

''What's wrong?'' He asked, concern evident in his voice.

Ed shook his head and sighed. It wouldn't do any good to lie. Taking a deep breath, he replied, ''Shikamaru, I love you more than I love anyone else, but what's going to happen if the military finds out about this? And what will Al think?''

''I don't think Al really cares, Ed. He didn't rip me away from you when he walked in on us.'' Shikamaru said with a smirk. Ed turned bright red and looked down again. Al had walked in on them having sex? In a slightly more gentle tone, Shikamaru said, ''How about we go explain what happened? And why don't you just quit working with the military?''

''Okay, we'll go talk with Al, but I can't quit working with the military…not yet. Not until I get Al back to normal.'' Ed replied while standing up to put his clothes back on. However, something else entirely happened. Ed fell flat on his butt with a wince. Shikamaru was out of bed in an instant.

''You okay?'' He asked, worry and amusement in his brown eyes.

Ed bit his lip and nodded. Truthfully, he wasn't all right. His ass was quite sore from the major fucking he had just received from Shikamaru. ''Yeah, fine.'' He replied through clenched teeth and tried to stand up again. Once again, he fell on his butt again. Shikamaru sighed and helped Ed to his feet, and then helped his little lover get dressed. Ed blushed and muttered a thank you. Shikamaru smiled and let go of Ed. Ed wobbled for a second, biting his lip, before leaning against the wall and hobbling to the living area of their hotel room. Shikamaru followed him, fighting back laughter.

Al was sitting on the couch reading old alchemy reports. Ed sat down gingerly, wincing and Shikamaru sat next to him, wrapping an arm around his little lover.

''So, Al…'' Ed began, blushing ever so slightly. He cleared his throat and started again, ''what you saw-''

''I didn't know guys could scream like that.'' Al interrupted, and Ed had a slight feeling that Al would be smirking if he could.

''Um…yeah.'' Ed replied lamely, his entire face bright red. He shook his head and continued. ''Al, whatever you saw, however you may feel about it, you can't tell the military please.''

''Don't worry about it, Ed.'' Al replied gently. ''I'm just glad you're happy.'' Ed smiled and snuggled up against Shikamaru. Shikamaru smirked and started kissing Ed, gently at first but then it became a hell of a lot more passionate. Al mumbled something and scurried out of the room. The two lovers, however, were completely oblivious to Al leaving.

Shikamaru moaned softly as Ed started pushing him down on the couch, deepening the kiss while doing so. Ed broke away from the kiss and started straddling Shikamaru. Shikamaru pouted. ''Don't tease me, Ed.'' Ed smirked.

''Does my Shika baby need me?'' He teased while grinding against Shika (1). Shika moaned softly and nodded. Ed shook his head and smirked again. ''Good things come to those who wait.'' He murmured while pulling off Shika's shirt. He bent down and started kissing a trail from the base of Shika's neck and down his chest (2). Shika moaned and squirmed. Ed smirked against Shika's skin, but he was having trouble controlling his own urges. He stopped above the waistband of Shika's jeans and looked up at Shika innocently.

''Eddy (3)!'' Shika whined, looking down at Ed pleadingly. Ed smiled and ripped Shika's pants and underwear off along with his own clothes, flipped Shika over and started to thrust. Shika moaned and dug his nails into the couch. Ed moaned as well and started going faster. They continued like this for a few minutes until Shika could no longer stand the slow pace.

''F-faster, Eddy!'' He moaned. Ed nodded, panting, and went faster. Soon enough, he could no longer control himself and went as fast and hard as he could. After screaming several times, they both came and collapsed on the couch smiling.

Thing 1: That's chapter two! Here are a few little notes that will explain a couple things:

1: Shika baby/Shika is Ed's pet name for Shika

2: Sorry if this is horribly crappy. It's a bit difficult turning an RP into a story.

3: Eddy is Shika's pet name for Ed

Thing 2: Hope you enjoyed! R&R!