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Damian, appetite all but forgotten, pushed his brothers into an empty room away from all the staring students so he could get answers.

"Why are you here?" Damian demanded once they were alone.

Dick was the one who answered as he was the most excited to be there.

"Well you see, there is this new villain in Gotham and he is a wizard, so we are here to learn more about the wizarding world."

"Not that you aren't doing a good job sending us letters, but this way we can learn more, faster." Dick was quick to reassure Damian.

"But why are you here? You are 19, 17 is the oldest allowed." Damian satisfied with Dick's explanation of why they were here and moving on to his other questions.

"No worries, no worries I can pull off being a 17 year old, no one will suspect a thing. Plus I didn't want to be left out of this great brotherly bonding time."

Jason snorted then replied sarcastically "Yeah this is going to be so fun, wouldn't want to miss it."

Tim rolled his eyes and scolded Dick "This isn't a game, or a vacation."

"I know that Timmy, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun too." Dick responded cheerfully, not letting Tim and Jason's sour mood bring him down.

"Very well, how did you manage to get in, in the first place?" Damian said getting everyone back on topic he had more questions, for he had no doubt that Dick could fool everyone with his childishness.

"That took some doing, first we had Martian Manhunter put in fake memories that would be triggered by a force entering our minds, from your description of the sorting hat that is what it felt like. Which was true, and then we had Zantana leave some magic residue on us so it seemed like it was our magic. The sorting was interesting, I got Hufflepuff because I am loyal, Jason got Griffendor because he is brave and Tim got Ravenclaw because he is so smart." Dick explained excitedly.

"We are all brave Grayson, I guess this means that Todd doesn't have any other notable qualities." Damian remarked.

"Watch it you little punk before I introduce your face to my foot." Jason growled

"Being brave is a great quality to have, and the fact that Jason got noticed for it must mean he is the bravest." Dick quickly defused, making Jason feel better and not outcast anymore and reprimanding Damian at the same time, in a nice way.

"tt"

"Well how are you going to get through classes? You actually don't have magical abilities." Damian continued getting away from the other topic.

"That's what Timmy is for; he is going to rig our wands and brooms to appear like they are working through magic."

"Which means I am going to be busy figuring out what we are going to learn in the next class, and have the wands prepared for it. So you are not allowed to annoy me in any way during our stay here." Tim told Damian.

"Not that this conversation isn't riveting, but I want some grub." Jason grumbled starting to leave the room with everyone following.

Dick had informed everyone before they came to Hogwarts that it wasn't a normal cafeteria, which he learned from his letters from Damian, so they all appeared somewhat normal when they walked into the Grand Hall.

Damian went to his usual seat at the Slytherian table and glared at the people around him, so they wouldn't talk to him. Dick went over to the Hufflepuff table and started talking to the people around him, asking questions about Hogwarts, but only things that would pertain to being a transfer student. Soon he had made friends with the whole table and was talking and joking with all of them. Tim went to the Ravenclaw table and talked to a few students around him, asking about classes so he knew what he had to prepare for. Jason went to the Gryffindor table and started eating as soon as he could, not talking to anyone. Let Goldie and the Replacement do all the work, he had more important things to worry about, like eating.

After breakfast the three brothers got a tour around the school, lucky for them they didn't have class that day so they could get a chance to get used to the school and know where everything is. Each brother got a representative from their own house to show them around.

Jason got stuck with some dweeb in glasses, called himself Henry or something. He wasn't really paying attention, he didn't care too much about where the library was, and that was for the replacement. Though the moving staircases and the talking painting got his attention, the ghosts floating around wasn't the biggest deal I mean come on he was from Gotham he's seen weirder, not to mention he had died before.

Hours after the tour and close to lights out Tim was sitting on his appointed bed going through some spell books, double checking he calculations. This would actually be one of the nights he would get to go to bed early, no patrolling or any missions. He was really looking forward to this; he needed to catch up on his sleep.

Tim put way his books and everyone's wands (he had to hand them back tomorrow) and got ready to go to sleep, just when he had almost fallen asleep someone started snoring.

It sounded like someone was drowning and it was obnoxiously loud.

'You have got to be kidding me.'