"Cheerleading tryouts?" Bella and Alice squealed. "Yay!" They ran to the gym and saw a lot of other teenage girls and a few teenage boys that wanted to be cheerleaders.
"Welcome to cheerleading tryouts!" the captain, Melissa, said perkily. "Now, if you are not flexible or if you are a boy, please go away!"
"Aw!" several people moaned sadly as they walked away.
"Thank you. That takes care of that shit. Now, Alice, would you like to go first?"
"N-No thank you!" Alice stammered.
"When I said that, it meant now, Alice, you are going first. Get your ass over there and do something."
"Um okay." Alice walked to the middle of the gym and shouted, "Ready? Okay! 2-4-6-8, who's the girl that we all hate? Melissa! Melissa! Melissa! Boo, Melissa!"
As everyone laughed, Melissa narrowed her eyes. "Alice, that was repulsive. You will NEVER be a cheerleader!"
"Okay. As long as I don't have to see your ugly face."
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now, Bella, you're up."
"Okay!" Bella said happily. She walked to the middle of the gym and shouted, "M! E-L! I-double S-A! Yes we hate Melissa! She is the worst!"
"Bella, that was rude. Cuz I like you better than Alice, I'll give you another chance to take this seriously. Got it?"
"Right in my clutches."
"Then go ahead."
"One! I hate Melissa! Two! A little bit louder! Three! You still can't hear me…"
"No, I can hear you! As loud as train engines. You'll never be a cheerleader."
"Aw. Damn it. I so badly wanted to be a cheerleader."
"Well too fucking bad."
"Oh well." Bella sadly left the gym. "I suck."
Alice nodded. "Yes you do!" she agreed.
"You didn't get in either."
"I only went to fuck with Melissa. I knew we wouldn't get in."
"How?"
"I'm psychic, remember?"
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"Cuz I didn't feel like it."
"We're no longer friends."
"We never were."
