Catnip: We'd like to thank our reviewers.

Stargazer- Put yours up!!! We want to see other kitties CATs/CATs fic.

Ena: We always liked reading better than writing. We want to read it!

Terria- Bast: Thanks! You helped our muses to get their butts in gear. *glares at Cori, Quaxo and Misto* They were going ::very:: slow.

Quaxoluver- Ena: NOOOOOOO!!!! MISTO"S MINE!!! MINE MINE MINE!!!! You can have Quaxo though…

Bast: NO SHE CAN'T!! *hugs Quaxo protectively*

Misto, Quaxo and Catnip: *sigh*

Catnip: Forgive my sisters. They are…possessive.

Rumpleteazer- Ena: I'm glad you find us funny!!!

Catnip: We do too, but we don't know how Griz is going to sing that high of a soprano…

Bast: ON TOO THE PARODY!!!

Jellicles: NO!!!! *sob*

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Disclaimer: We own nothing but *pools money* $5.23, and a feather boa for a tail on a CATs costume.

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Catnip: ENA!!!!

Ena: What?! *gets smacked by Victoria and lands on her tail end* Ow!

Vic: *sticks out tongue and hugs Misto protectively*

Ena: I'll get you back for that!!!!

Catnip: ENA!!!!

Ena: WHAT??

Catnip: Macavity doesn't have a part!!!

Ena: What?! *takes cast list from Cat* Hmmm….

Bast: What should we do?

Ena: He can switch parts with Pounce. Macavity will play Bustopher, and Pounce will play Mac.

Mac: WHAT???

Ena: *manacle giggles*

Bast: We start NOW! RUMPUS!!! You start! And don't somersault this time!

Rumpus: *clears throat* Have you been an alumnus of heaven and hell?

Jelly: Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?

Pounce: It's hard not to smell a rat when you are one Mom.

Jelly: *aghast* POUNCIAVIL!!! I'm going to smack your tail end when I get down there young tom!

Rumpleteazer: Were you there when the pharaohs commissioned the sphinx?

Tumble: Dang Teazer. You must be old! Explains the way you look.

Rumple: You pollicle-brained….

Bast: Teazer, calm. Tumble, shuddup!

All: If you were, and you are, you're a Jellicle cat

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

We can dive through the air like a flying trapeze!

*Jellyorum flies out on a trapeze*

We can turn double somersaults and bounce on a tire,

*Alonzo pushes Jelly too hard and she gets stuck in the lights*

Jelly: HELP!

Catnip: Continue! We'll get her out in a minute!!

Pounce and Tumble: *fall over laughing*

All: *regain composer* We can run up walls, we can swing through the trees!

Tumble: I Tarzan!

Ena: How do you know that movie? You're a cat!

Tumble: *shrug*

All: We can balance on bars, we can walk on wire! *run up into chorus thing*

Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Jelly: HELP!! SOMEONE!! I'M STUCK HERE!!!!

All: Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Queens (minus Jelly): Can you sing at the same time in more than one key?

Toms: Duets by Rossini and Waltzes by Strauss?

Pounce: Duets by what???

Bast: Some famous musician. I think…

Pounce: Oh…

All: Can you (as all cats do) begin with a C?

Cass: *hits a "C" note*

All excluding Cass: MY EARS!!!!

Cass: Thanks a lot.

All: That always successfully brings down the house? *pieces of ceiling fall down as Jelly tries not to fall* Jellicle cats are queens of the night!

Pounce: What about us Toms???

Toms: Yeah!!

Ena: QUEEN POWER!!!

Queens: Yeah!!!!

All: Singing at astronomical heights!

Pounce: Just like Mom!

Jelly: Shuddup. *hanging onto the fake moon*

All: Handling pieces from the 'Messiah'

Hallelujah, angelical Choir

The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity

Round the cathedral rang 'Vivat'

Life to the everlasting cat!

Feline, fearless, faithful and true

To others who do-what

Jellicles do and Jellicles can

Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Jellicle cats sing Jellicle chants

Jellicles old and Jellicles new

Jellicle song and Jellicle dance

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats

Practical cats, dramatically cats

Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats

Oratorical cats, Delphicoracle cats

Skeptical cats, Dispeptical cats

Romantical cats, Pedantical cats

Critical cats, parasitical cats

Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats

Statistical cats and mystical cats

Political cats, hypocritical cats

Clerical cats, hysterical cats

Cynical cats, rabbinical cats

Pounce: *blink*

Ena: At the bottom, we'll give you the dictionary definiton for all those words.

Tumble: *blink*

Bast: Let's stop here!!!

All: YIPEE!!!

Catnip: She meant 10 minute break.

All: Dammit.

Ena: REVIEW!!!!!! *big Jemina eyes*

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Bast: I'm sure you all were wondering what in the name of the Everlasting Cat half those words in the last section were, I have my trusty dictionary! *pulls out large book*

Catnip: That's a thesaurus.

Bast: I can't find my dictionary, okay? Let's see…

Practical~ Sensible, realistic

Dramatical~ (could only find drama…) production, play…actor/actress maybe?

Pragmatically~ sensible, logically

Fanatical~ obsessive, dedicated

Delphi coracle~ No idea…

Skeptical~ disbelieving, doubtful

Dyspeptically~ No idea….

Romantical cats~ Take a wild guess…

Pedantically~ laboriously

Allegorical~ figurative symbolic

Metaphorical~ same as above

Statistical ~ I think we can guess…

Cat: Do it for the mathematically challenged!

Bast: Like you? *ducks civics book* Okay…sticking to the facts, the statistics

Mystical ~ mysterious

Political ~ Well no duh…

hypocritical ~ insincere two-faced

Clerical ~ religious, accounting

hysterical ~ hilarious, out of control

Cynical~ pessimistic mocking

rabbinical ~ *shrug*

NOW, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!