Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fit the 2nd

By Speedy Gonzales

So, Here is part 2, in which (perhaps) we will find out the identity of the mysterious frood who so rudely barged in the previous fit, and perhaps why Arthur and Ford are stranded on this mysterious planet.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of Crash, Bang's and wallops. Stay Away. Generally noises of this kind are created by young men who think they are too good to dine with Gods and therefore opt to dine alone. Many types of these Crash's are loud and upsetting on the eardrum, and may cause your Babel fish to excrete a jumble of telepathic frequencies, generally translated;

"If you don't stop that damned noise I will crap on your brain. I mean it." This is exactly what Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect heard.

They both immediately tried to stop the noise.

"Hey you there!" Cried Arthur, "What exactly do you think you are doing?!" (This little one-sided conversation with the Babel fish had quickly sobered him up.) "My Babel fish has threatened to crap in my brain and I don't particularly like the idea of that."

"It would have to be a damned fine shot to hit something that small…Gives me a headache just trying to see it." Droned a voice in the background.

"Oh no!" Cried Ford, "Not that damned robot again!"

"Oh don't mind me, I'm just staying here in the corner out of sight where no-one will be able to see me, even if they wanted to, which I very much doubt as nobody likes me very much anyway… In fact, I know that everyone hates me, I don't even need to look into your brainwave patterns for that…"

It should now be mentioned that the frood who managed to cause so much controversy earlier, is now currently trying to leave, most probably because of the arrival of the Manically Depressed robot Marvin.

"I can even see Zaphod Beeblebrox trying to leave unnoticed, of course he won't be unnoticed by my exceptionally large mind, Its the size of a planet you know. Oh why do I bother, nobody ever listens to me,"

Does this mean the mysterious Frood is Zaphod?

Does this mean this fit is already over?

And des Marvin really have a brain the size of a planet?

Find out tomorrow in "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Fit the 3rd"