It was a very normal day when it happened;
I was just doing my job, which was very average, then went back home...and that's when things went wrong.
When I reached my house I saw someone standing near the gate. Up to that point everything seemed okay, after all, sometimes a neighbour could be in front of the gate listening to music or something. It was annoying, but mundane.
Yet, I couldn't help but notice, even as I approached, that no matter who this was it wasn't someone I knew at a glance. Maybe that should've given it out, but it didn't.
So I went home as if there was nobody there, like usual... But suddenly, I felt a sharp pain on my hand as I passed whoever was standing there, who then whispered something that felt very far away...
"Rejoice, for-"
I couldn't hear anything else after that, because I was starting to lose my consciousness.
The last thing I noticed was that whoever it was seemed to be grinning at me, and looked like a priest.
When I came to, I was...in a bed?
The first thing that came to mind is that this is definitely not my bed; it feels completely different to my own bed - stiffer, I guess.
I was slowly opening my eyes, and then the first thing I spotted was...a baby?
It looks like it's a baby...but something is weird, because I see that he's wearing a suit, and holding a fedora on his tiny hands. He was looking at me intently and then quickly said...
"Who are you? Did you come here to infiltrate into the Sawada household?"
...He said that, while glaring daggers at me and pointing a...gun at me?
Once I noticed the gun I could only think about replying before he decides I thought too hard on the answer.
"Umm, I have no idea who or what a Sawada is...As for who I am..."
I tried to bring up my name from the depths of my mind, but something was wrong. I can't remember it...But I can remember a LOT of things that don't seem to be my own memory.
Still, it looks like this baby is looking for an answer, so I told him what my current mind seemed to feel was right.
"I'm Emiya Shirou."
That seemed to be satisfactory for some reason, because the baby stopped glaring at me so intensely.
Still, I can't help but wonder what is wrong with me. Emiya Shirou is a character from a series I like...and definitely not me. Yet, despite knowing that fact, I can't remember anything else.
I can't remember my name, where I lived, who I knew...anything!
It only made me panic more, when I felt something foreign in my body. Considering what happened up to this point I wouldn't doubt that this feeling is coming from... Magic Circuits or something.
Then, the next thing I thought of was the baby; I had seen a very similar baby somewhere...
...Damn, I'm in Katekyo Hitman Reborn? What the hell is wrong with me today? I think I've watched too much anime and am in some kind of daydream.
So, I decided to try to look around me, and it seems I was in Tsuna's room. After asking Reborn about it, feigning ignorance about where I actually was of course, he told me I was rescued from somewhere by Sawada Nana.
She seemed to always be picking up weird people in the streets, so I guess it's no wonder Reborn got cautious...That and this is the Vongola Tenth's home after all.
I didn't have too much time to think about that anymore, though, because Lambo came inside the room through the window and fell down, dropping a very familiar pink bazooka over me.
I could barely realize that this was the Ten-Year Bazooka before being sent to the future.
